Episodes

  • 20. Sausages, Squirrels, Spectrums with Rose Johnson
    Jan 8 2026

    2026 is coming at us fast. Helen has a spot in her ear and Rose Johnson graces us with her presence to look in said ear and of course we dissect our Christmases, the contents of chest freezers and get our minds blown by inventions from the 90s.


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    Thank to our sweet Loggys and of course all the LOGGERS:


    Aisling McGlinchey, Alex McPugh, Amy Fitzgerald, Amy Sheppered, Anthony Conway, Asa,

    Bonnie Drough, Catriona Windsor, Charley, Charlie T, Charlotte Weemes, Claire

    Owen-Jones, Claire Scott, Chris S, Daisy Longshaw, David Hunter, Dean Michael,Dom W-D,

    Dougie Robertson, Dylan Moorhead, Ellen Watson, Emilie, Emma, Fayt Grady, Gemma,

    Helen A, Jack Blomfield, James Goulding, Jan, Jen Aitken, Jessica Allan, Jessica Birch,

    Jocelyn Hughes, Josie Perkins, Kate Thompson, Kathryn, Kelly C, Klo, Kristine Martin, Leah

    Overend, Lisa Gee, Lizzi Fort, Luke Bright, Meg Hamilton, Melissa, Natalie Ford, Neil

    Redmond, Niki stefannof, Noëlle Bucher, Olivia, Peter New, Rachel, Rachel smith, Rebecca

    Locke, River, Rochelle Harker, Sadie Cashmore, Sally Galula, Sammie Duke, Sarah Bell,

    Sarah Deakin, Scarlett Scrimshaw, Serena Painting, Simon Moores, Sooby Lynch, Sophie,

    Sophie Chivers, Stefanie Catracchia, Steven Chicken, Tamsyne Smith-Harding, Tina Linsey,

    Trina McTsai


    This episode was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always.


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    1 hr and 1 min
  • 19. Resolutions, Rides, Romance
    Jan 1 2026

    Happy new year! It’s our first episode of 2026 and we’re here to soothe your hangovers and chat resolutions.

    So let’s start the year with a bang and talk dating with intention, being chill as f*ck, joyriding and those all important big shops.

    We can’t wait for the year ahead with you, here’s to 2026!


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    Thank to our sweet Loggys and of course all the LOGGERS:

    Aisling McGlinchey, Alex McPugh, Amy Fitzgerald, Amy Sheppered, Anthony Conway, Asa, Bonnie Drough, Catriona Windsor, Charley, Charlie T, Charlotte Weemes, Claire Owen-Jones, Claire Scott, Chris S, Daisy Longshaw, David Hunter, Dean Michael,Dom W-D, Dougie Robertson, Dylan Moorhead, Ellen Watson, Emilie, Emma, Fayt Grady, Gemma, Helen A, Jack Blomfield, James Goulding, Jan, Jen Aitken, Jessica Allan, Jessica Birch, Jocelyn Hughes, Josie Perkins, Kate Thompson, Kathryn, Kelly C, Klo, Leah Overend, Lisa Gee, Lizzi Fort, Luke Bright, Meg Hamilton, Melissa, Natalie Ford, Neil Redmond, Niki stefannof, Noëlle Bucher, Olivia, Peter New, Rachel, Rachel smith, Rebecca Locke, River, Rochelle Harker, Sadie Cashmore, Sally Galula, Sammie Duke, Sarah Bell, Sarah Deakin, Serena Painting, Simon Moores, Sooby Lynch, Sophie, Sophie Chivers, Stefanie Catracchia, Steven Chicken, Tamsyne Smith-Harding, Tina Linsey, Trina McTsai


    This episode features Holly De Angelis as Producer and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always.


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    59 mins
  • 18. Christmas, Cheese, Christingles
    Dec 25 2025

    Merry Christmas one and all! Santa’s been and Call the Midwife is nearly on the telly. We hope you’re having a wonderful day full of mince pies and cheer. Come celebrate with us as we discuss gifts, Christmas dinner, families, a Santa phobia and disappearing dads.


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    Thank to our sweet Loggys and of course all the LOGGERS:

    Aisling McGlinchey, Alex McPugh, Amy Fitzgerald, Amy Sheppered, Anthony Conway, Asa, Bonnie Drough, Catriona Windsor, Charley, Charlie T, Charlotte Weemes, Claire Owen-Jones, Claire Scott, Chris S, Daisy Longshaw, David Hunter, Dean Michael,Dom W-D, Dougie Robertson, Dylan Moorhead, Ellen Watson, Emilie, Emma, Fayt Grady, Gemma, Helen A, Jack Blomfield, James Goulding, Jan, Jen Aitken, Jessica Allan, Jessica Birch, Jocelyn Hughes, Josie Perkins, Kate Thompson, Kathryn, Kelly C, Klo, Leah Overend, Lisa Gee, Lizzi Fort, Luke Bright, Meg Hamilton, Melissa, Natalie Ford, Neil Redmond, Niki stefannof, Noëlle Bucher, Olivia, Peter New, Rachel, Rachel smith, Rebecca Locke, River, Rochelle Harker, Sadie Cashmore, Sally Galula, Sammie Duke, Sarah Bell, Sarah Deakin, Serena Painting, Simon Moores, Sooby Lynch, Sophie, Sophie Chivers, Stefanie Catracchia, Steven Chicken, Tamsyne Smith-Harding, Tina Linsey, Trina McTsai


    This episode features Holly De Angelis as Producer and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always.


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    47 mins
  • 17. Mary, Middle Names, Myrrh with (the return of) Alison Spittle
    Dec 18 2025

    It’s nearly Christmas so this week we’re bad mouthing King Herod and discussing the Nativity at length. Better yet, we have dear friend of the pod Alison Spittle back to help us. You can look forward to bitching about the three wise men and getting the part of Mary. There’s also some theatre recommendations along the way.


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    To hear more join Patreon

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    Or watch full episodes on YouTube

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    Helen’s Instagram

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    Helen’s Soho Theatre Tickets

    https://www.helenbauer.co.uk/


    Buy our Helen’s Log merch!

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    Get tickets to Alison’s tour:

    http://alisonspittle.com/


    Follow Alison on Instagram:

    https://www.instagram.com/alisonspittle/?hl=en


    Please don’t forget to give us 5 stars wherever you hear your podcasts and recommend us to your friends.


    Thank to our sweet Loggys and of course all the LOGGERS:


    Aisling McGlinchey, Alex McPugh, Amy Fitzgerald, Amy Sheppered, Anthony Conway, Asa, Bonnie Drough, Catriona Windsor, Charley, Charlie T, Charlotte Weemes, Claire Owen-Jones, Claire Scott, Chris S, Daisy Longshaw, David Hunter, Dean Michael,Dom W-D, Dougie Robertson, Dylan Moorhead, Ellen Watson, Emilie, Emma, Fayt Grady, Gemma, Helen A, Jack Blomfield, James Goulding, Jan, Jen Aitken, Jessica Allan, Jessica Birch, Jocelyn Hughes, Josie Perkins, Kate Thompson, Kathryn, Kelly C, Klo, Leah Overend, Lisa Gee, Lizzi Fort, Luke Bright, Meg Hamilton, Melissa, Natalie Ford, Neil Redmond, Niki stefannof, Noëlle Bucher, Olivia, Peter New, Rachel, Rachel smith, Rebecca Locke, River, Rochelle Harker, Sadie Cashmore, Sally Galula, Sammie Duke, Sarah Bell, Sarah Deakin, Serena Painting, Simon Moores, Sooby Lynch, Sophie, Sophie Chivers, Stefanie Catracchia, Steven Chicken, Tamsyne Smith-Harding, Tina Linsey, Trina McTsai


    This episode features Holly De Angelis as Producer and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always.

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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • 16.⁠ ⁠Bedtime, Builders, Brains
    Dec 11 2025

    Come shopping at Claire’s Accessories with us while we discuss what pyjamas we’re wearing, our unfortunate spotify wrapped, advocating for yourself and emotional intelligence. You can also expect a detailed account of Helen’s countryside weekend and why we still hate Hilary’s blinds.


    Email us!

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    To hear more join Patreon

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    Or watch full episodes on YouTube

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    Helen’s Instagram

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    Helen’s Soho Theatre Tickets

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    Buy our Helen’s Log merch!

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    Please don’t forget to give us 5 stars wherever you hear your podcasts and recommend us to your friends.


    Thank to our sweet Loggys and of course all the LOGGERS:

    Aisling McGlinchey, Alex McPugh, Amy Fitzgerald, Amy Sheppered, Anthony Conway, Asa, Bonnie Drough, Catriona Windsor, Charley, Charlie T, Charlotte Weemes, Claire Owen-Jones, Claire Scott, Chris S, Daisy Longshaw, Dean Michael,Dom W-D, Dougie Robertson, Dylan Moorhead, Ellen Watson, Emilie, Emma, Fayt Grady, Gemma, Helen A, Jack Blomfield, James Goulding, Jan, Jen Aitken, Jessica Allan, Jessica Birch, Jocelyn Hughes, Josie Perkins, Kate Thompson, Kathryn, Kelly C, Klo, Leah Overend, Lisa Gee, Lizzi Fort, Luke Bright, Meg Hamilton, Melissa, Natalie Ford, Neil Redmond, Niki stefannof, Noëlle Bucher, Olivia, Peter New, Rachel, Rachel smith, Rebecca Locke, River, Rochelle Harker, Sadie Cashmore, Sally Galula, Sammie Duke, Sarah Bell, Sarah Deakin, Serena Painting, Simon Moores, Sooby Lynch, Sophie, Sophie Chivers, Stefanie Catracchia, Steven Chicken, Tamsyne Smith-Harding, Tina Linsey, Trina McTsai


    This episode features Holly De Angelis as Producer and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always.


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    59 mins
  • 15.⁠ ⁠Hobbies, Hips, Hostels with Lara Ricote
    Dec 4 2025

    It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas and what better way to kick it off than with the perfect gift, our guest Lara Ricote. We’ve got song covers, steaks, first grinds, an unfortunate Murphy bed incident and travelling tales with a magic man or two.


    And if one guest wasn’t exciting enough we have a very special drop in from dear friend of the pod, the fantastic Amy Anette!


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    To hear more join Patreon

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    Or watch full episodes on YouTube

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    Tickets to Amy’s Show

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    Please don’t forget to give us 5 stars wherever you hear your podcasts and recommend us to your friends.


    Thank to our sweet Loggys and of course all the LOGGERS:

    Aisling McGlinchey, Alex McPugh, Amy Fitzgerald, Amy Sheppered, Anthony Conway, Asa, Bonnie Drough, Catriona Windsor, Charley, Charlie T, Charlotte Weemes, Claire Owen-Jones, Claire Scott, Chris S, Daisy Longshaw, Dean Michael,Dom W-D, Dougie Robertson, Dylan Moorhead, Ellen Watson, Emilie, Emma, Fayt Grady, Helen A, Jack Blomfield, James Goulding, Jan, Jen Aitken, Jessica Allan, Jessica Birch, Jocelyn Hughes, Josie Perkins, Kate Thompson, Kathryn, Kelly C, Klo, Leah Overend, Lisa Gee, Lizzi Fort, Lucy, Luke Bright, Meg Hamilton, Melissa, Natalie Ford, Neil Redmond, Niki stefannof, Noëlle Bucher, Olivia, Peter New, Rachel, Rachel smith, Rebecca Locke, Rochelle Harker, Sadie Cashmore, Sally Galula, Sammie Duke, Sarah Bell, Sarah Deakin, Serena Painting, Simon Moores, Sooby Lynch, Sophie, Sophie Chivers, Stefanie Catracchia, Steven Chicken, Tamsyne Smith-Harding, Tina Linsey, Trina McTsai


    This episode features Holly De Angelis as Producer and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always.


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    57 mins
  • 14. Pigeons, Pirates, Pokemon with James Acaster
    Nov 27 2025

    This week we’re going back to school with James Acaster and we could not be more excited about it. Come and reminisce with us about school politics, trips, mischief and much more. Of course there’s an armpit ordeal and a lengthy discussion about christian rock bands along the way.


    And a sneak preview to our extra patreon episode too..


    Email us!

    helenslogpodcast@gmail.com


    To hear more join Patreon

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    Or watch full episodes on YouTube

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    Helen’s Instagram

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    Helen’s Soho Theatre Tickets -

    https://www.helenbauer.co.uk/


    Buy our Helen’s Log merch!

    https://visualanticsapparel.com/collections/helens-log-podcast


    Please don’t forget to give us 5 stars wherever you hear your podcasts and recommend us to your friends.


    Thank to our sweet Loggys and of course all the LOGGERS:

    Aisling McGlinchey, Alex McPugh, Amy Fitzgerald, Amy Sheppered, Anthony Conway, Asa, Bonnie Drough, Catriona Windsor, Charley, Charlie T, Charlotte Weemes, Claire Owen-Jones, Claire Scott, Chris S, Daisy Longshaw, Dean Michael,Dom W-D, Dougie Robertson, Dylan Moorhead, Ellen Watson, Emilie, Emma, Fayt Grady, Helen A, Jack Blomfield, James Goulding, Jan, Jen Aitken, Jessica Allan, Jessica Birch, Jocelyn Hughes, Josie Perkins, Kate Thompson, Kathryn, Kelly C, Klo, Leah Overend, Lisa Gee, Lizzi Fort, Lucy, Luke Bright, Meg Hamilton, Melissa, Natalie Ford, Neil Redmond, Niki stefannof, Noëlle Bucher, Olivia, Peter New, Rachel, Rachel smith, Rebecca Locke, Rochelle Harker, Sadie Cashmore, Sally Galula, Sammie Duke, Sarah Bell, Sarah Deakin, Serena Painting, Simon Moores, Sooby Lynch, Sophie, Sophie Chivers, Stefanie Catracchia, Steven Chicken, Tamsyne Smith-Harding, Tina Linsey, Trina McTsai


    This episode features Holly De Angelis as Producer and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always.


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    1 hr and 4 mins
  • 13.⁠ ⁠Sister Act, Socks, Sam Ryder
    Nov 20 2025

    It’s been a real tester of a morning and it’s going to be one of those episodes. We’ve got stuff in our eyes but we’re still standing, and doing a podcast, somehow. Not all heroes wear capes. This week we’re talking musicals, wearing thermals, divorced (and nudist) grandparents, parties, soup and pure chaos.


    Email us!

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    To hear more join Patreon

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    Or watch full episodes on YouTube

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    Helen’s Instagram

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    Helen’s Tour Tickets -

    https://www.helenbauer.co.uk/


    Please don’t forget to give us 5 stars wherever you hear your podcasts and recommend us to your friends.


    Thank to our sweet Loggys and of course all the LOGGERS:

    Aisling McGlinchey, Alex McPugh, Amy Fitzgerald, Amy Sheppered, Anthony Conway, Asa, Bonnie Drough, Catriona Windsor, Charley, Charlie T, Charlotte Weemes, Claire Owen-Jones, Claire Scott, Chris S, Daisy Longshaw, Dean Michael,Dom W-D, Dougie Robertson, Dylan Moorhead, Ellen Watson, Emilie, Emma, Fayt Grady, Helen A, Jack Blomfield, James Goulding, Jan, Jen Aitken, Jessica Allan, Jessica Birch, Jocelyn Hughes, Josie Perkins, Kate Thompson, Kathryn, Kelly C, Klo, Leah Overend, Lisa Gee, Lizzi Fort, Lucy, Luke Bright, Meg Hamilton, Melissa, Natalie Ford, Neil Redmond, Niki stefannof, Noëlle Bucher, Olivia, Peter New, Rachel, Rachel smith, Rebecca Locke, Rochelle Harker, Sadie Cashmore, Sally Galula, Sammie Duke, Sarah Bell, Sarah Deakin, Serena Painting, Simon Moores, Sooby Lynch, Sophie, Sophie Chivers, Stefanie Catracchia, Steven Chicken, Tamsyne Smith-Harding, Tina Linsey, Trina McTsai


    This episode features Holly De Angelis as Producer and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always.


    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    57 mins