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Helen's Log

Helen's Log

By: Audio Always
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Helen’s Log is a weekly audio diary from Helen Bauer - a 30-something-year-old Londoner trying (and often failing) to make sense of life. It’s a space to catch up, ramble, overshare, and document the weird little things that make up her week.


From deep dives into Ancient Greece to holidays in Alicante. From Helen’s latest obsession with essential oils to rewatching My Big Fat Greek Wedding for the hundredth time. Think of it as a diary without the hand cramps or spelling stress.


Don’t be surprised if friend, family or foe decide to drop in to keep Helen on her toes, or just laugh at the latest entry in the Log, but this is mostly about Helen logging life as it comes, with all the tangents, distractions, and mild existential crises along the way.


It’s honest, it’s chaotic, and it’s one day destined to be studied by social scientists - or at least re-listened to by Helen on her deathbed.

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Episodes
  • Ep 40. Butchers, Bakery Boys, Butt Cam with Nish Kumar

    Ep 40. Butchers, Bakery Boys, Butt Cam with Nish Kumar
    May 28 2026

    It’s the final episode of season one, so we’re finishing off with a bang! We have the fantastic Nish Kumar with us and even better we have him in a Goofy hat. Thank you for being with us for this series and we hope you enjoy ending series one on questions like “were surgeons butchers?”, football injuries, ass shots, electric shot puzzles, prime ministers and Helen’s second puberty.


    Email us!

    helenslogpodcast@gmail.com


    To hear more join Patreon

    https://www.patreon.com/helenslog


    Or watch full episodes on YouTube

    https://www.youtube.com/@HelenBaBauer


    Helen’s Instagram

    https://www.instagram.com/helenbabauer


    Nish’s Instagram

    https://www.instagram.com/mrnishkumar/


    Go and see Nish!

    https://www.nishkumar.co.uk/


    Watch Nish’s Special!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uomLlydZpNU


    Buy our Helen’s Log merch!

    https://visualanticsapparel.com/collections/helens-log-podcast


    Thank to our sweet Loggys and of course all the LOGGERS:

    Aisling McGlinchey, Alex McPugh, Amy Fitzgerald, Amy Sheppered, Anthony Conway, Asa, Bonnie Drough, Catriona Windsor, Charley, Charlie T, Charlotte Weemes, Claire Owen-Jones, Claire Scott, Chris S, Daisy Longshaw, David Hunter, Dean Michael,Dom W-D, Dougie Robertson, Dylan Moorhead, Ellen Watson, Elton Pond, Emilie, Emma, Fayt Grady, Gemma, Helen A, Jack Blomfield, James Goulding, Jan, Jemma Anglesea, Jen Aitken, Jessica Allan, Jessica Birch, Jocelyn Hughes, Josie Perkins, Kate Thompson, Kathryn, Kelly C, Klo, Kristine Martin, Lisa Gee, Lizzi Fort, Luke Bright, Meg Hamilton, Melissa, Natalie Ford, Neil Redmond, Niki stefannof, Noëlle Bucher, Olivia, Peter New, Rachel, Rachel smith, Rebecca Locke, River, Rochelle Harker, Sadie Cashmore, Sally Galula, Sammie Duke, Sarah Bell, Sarah Deakin, Scarlett Scrimshaw, Serena Painting, Simon Moores, Sooby Lynch, Sophie, Sophie Chivers, Stefanie Catracchia, Steven Chicken, Tamsyne Smith-Harding, Tina Linsey, Trina McTsai


    This episode features Holly De Angelis as Producer and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always.


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    1 hr and 4 mins
  • Ep 39. Flirting, Finger Sluts, Fear with Ele Mckenzie

    Ep 39. Flirting, Finger Sluts, Fear with Ele Mckenzie
    May 21 2026

    It’s our penultimate episode of Series One and Helen’s learning to flirt. Here to help is comedy’s biggest stud, Ele Mckenzie! This is truly a gift of an episode so please enjoy toileting at home, ghosts, peeing, vloggers, what we eat in a day and lots of vibrator chat.


    Email us!

    helenslogpodcast@gmail.com

    To hear more join Patreon

    https://www.patreon.com/helenslog

    Or watch full episodes on YouTube

    https://www.youtube.com/@HelenBaBauer

    Helen’s Instagram

    https://www.instagram.com/helenbabauer

    Ele’s Instagram

    https://www.instagram.com/ele__mckenzie/

    Go and see Ele!

    https://www.edfringe.com/tickets/whats-on/ele-mckenzie-bringing-it-all-back-home

    Buy our Helen’s Log merch!

    https://visualanticsapparel.com/collections/helens-log-podcast


    Thank to our sweet Loggys and of course all the LOGGERS:


    Aisling McGlinchey, Alex McPugh, Amy Fitzgerald, Amy Sheppered, Anthony Conway, Asa, Bonnie Drough, Catriona Windsor, Charley, Charlie T, Charlotte Weemes, Claire Owen-Jones, Claire Scott, Chris S, Daisy Longshaw, David Hunter, Dean Michael,Dom W-D, Dougie Robertson, Dylan Moorhead, Ellen Watson, Elton Pond, Emilie, Emma, Fayt Grady, Gemma, Helen A, Jack Blomfield, James Goulding, Jan, Jemma Anglesea, Jen Aitken, Jessica Allan, Jessica Birch, Jocelyn Hughes, Josie Perkins, Kate Thompson, Kathryn, Kelly C, Klo, Kristine Martin, Lisa Gee, Lizzi Fort, Luke Bright, Meg Hamilton, Melissa, Natalie Ford, Neil Redmond, Niki stefannof, Noëlle Bucher, Olivia, Peter New, Rachel, Rachel smith, Rebecca Locke, River, Rochelle Harker, Sadie Cashmore, Sally Galula, Sammie Duke, Sarah Bell, Sarah Deakin, Scarlett Scrimshaw, Serena Painting, Simon Moores, Sooby Lynch, Sophie, Sophie Chivers, Stefanie Catracchia, Steven Chicken, Tamsyne Smith-Harding, Tina Linsey, Trina McTsai


    This episode features Holly De Angelis as Producer and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always.


    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • Ep 38. Lush, London Zoo, Lena Dunham with Alice India

    Ep 38. Lush, London Zoo, Lena Dunham with Alice India
    May 14 2026

    Helen’s had a dream takeaway and we’re discussing dream jobs, first jobs and Gelato. If you love London zoo you’re in for a real treat as our wonderful guest Alice gives us the inside scoop on lions, tigers and bears. Not forgetting the nocturnal animals section. We also deep dive into hustling and picking up snails. Enjoy!


    Email us!

    helenslogpodcast@gmail.com


    To hear more join Patreon

    https://www.patreon.com/helenslog


    Or watch full episodes on YouTube

    https://www.youtube.com/@HelenBaBauer


    Helen’s Instagram

    https://www.instagram.com/helenbabauer


    Alice’s Instagram

    https://www.instagram.com/popularcomedianaliceindia/


    Buy our Helen’s Log merch!

    https://visualanticsapparel.com/collections/helens-log-podcast


    Thank to our sweet Loggys and of course all the LOGGERS:

    Aisling McGlinchey, Alex McPugh, Amy Fitzgerald, Amy Sheppered, Anthony Conway, Asa, Bonnie Drough, Catriona Windsor, Charley, Charlie T, Charlotte Weemes, Claire Owen-Jones, Claire Scott, Chris S, Daisy Longshaw, David Hunter, Dean Michael,Dom W-D, Dougie Robertson, Dylan Moorhead, Ellen Watson, Elton Pond, Emilie, Emma, Fayt Grady, Gemma, Helen A, Jack Blomfield, James Goulding, Jan, Jemma Anglesea, Jen Aitken, Jessica Allan, Jessica Birch, Jocelyn Hughes, Josie Perkins, Kate Thompson, Kathryn, Kelly C, Klo, Kristine Martin, Lisa Gee, Lizzi Fort, Luke Bright, Meg Hamilton, Melissa, Natalie Ford, Neil Redmond, Niki stefannof, Noëlle Bucher, Olivia, Peter New, Rachel, Rachel smith, Rebecca Locke, River, Rochelle Harker, Sadie Cashmore, Sally Galula, Sammie Duke, Sarah Bell, Sarah Deakin, Scarlett Scrimshaw, Serena Painting, Simon Moores, Sooby Lynch, Sophie, Sophie Chivers, Stefanie Catracchia, Steven Chicken, Tamsyne Smith-Harding, Tina Linsey, Trina McTsai


    This episode features Holly De Angelis as Producer and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always.


    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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    55 mins
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