My romantic novel 'Batsh!t' opens with a warning from the world-famous author and witch Betina Axe, known to her fans as Infinity Upton-Downes, who also penned the popular Tragic Lust Series of naughty novels. You will then meet Elizabeth Bathory, Transylvania's bloody countess, as she pares down a busload of annoying tourists who dared to disturb her sleep before her date with Vlad D. Impaler. Shape-shifting sex and mayhem ensue as the vampires and their grand-kiddies fight for their homeland. The 5-star book is on Amazon...

If you can stomach my Brooklynese accent for a few minutes, I feel you'll enjoy this crazy 'Stawry' about a Mawth invasion in New Yawk. It is from my book The Kingdom of the Cats (Available ***** on Amazon and Smashwords.

"Den I looked up an' guess what I saw? A giant mawth flyin' aroun' duh kitchen light like one of them Goiman Fokkers in Woild Waw two. "Get outta my way, ya bum," he says, zippin' by, duh size of a seven-fawty-seven. "I'm flyin' heah!"

Bobby and Terry Jo (A gruesome teen romance). They wanted to be 'as one' in the worst way. So, they squished themselves together in a tragic head-on car accident. Kids. Whattayah gonna do? This is a short story from my book, The Kingdom of the Cats, a 5 star book on Amazon and Smashwords. Enjoy!

Hiya, Kiddos! Do you like clowns? Read about Miss Giggles' date with Mr. Jingles! It's a barrel of laughs unless you're Miss Giggles. Mr. Jingles doesn't end up so hap-hap-happy either! Hyuk, hyuk! For older kids...

My band 'Charity' was the opening act at the Newport '69 rock festival in June of 1969 in the San Fernando Valley in LA County. We met Jimi Hendrix and then, all hell broke loose.