My romantic novel 'Batsh!t' opens with a warning from the world-famous author and witch Betina Axe, known to her fans as Infinity Upton-Downes, who also penned the popular Tragic Lust Series of naughty novels. You will then meet Elizabeth Bathory, Transylvania's bloody countess, as she pares down a busload of annoying tourists who dared to disturb her sleep before her date with Vlad D. Impaler. Shape-shifting sex and mayhem ensue as the vampires and their grand-kiddies fight for their homeland. The 5-star book is on Amazon...

If you can stomach my Brooklynese accent for a few minutes, I feel you'll enjoy this crazy 'Stawry' about a Mawth invasion in New Yawk. It is from my book The Kingdom of the Cats (Available ***** on Amazon and Smashwords.

"Den I looked up an' guess what I saw? A giant mawth flyin' aroun' duh kitchen light like one of them Goiman Fokkers in Woild Waw two. "Get outta my way, ya bum," he says, zippin' by, duh size of a seven-fawty-seven. "I'm flyin' heah!"

Bobby and Terry Jo (A gruesome teen romance). They wanted to be 'as one' in the worst way. So, they squished themselves together in a tragic head-on car accident. Kids. Whattayah gonna do? This is a short story from my book, The Kingdom of the Cats, a 5 star book on Amazon and Smashwords. Enjoy!