Helen and Alex attend a Booneral and have some notes on the eulogies. Helen rejects the Locke/Jack dichotomy.

Here’s what’s in this episode:

00:03:35 Flashback discussion

00:15:59 Sayid on-island discussion

00:49:02 Fuck, marry or kill?

00:54:35 Non-Sayid on-island discussion

01:01:24 Connor’s corner

01:02:32 Hot ranking

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We are sadly losing our first main castaway in this episode, but the real question on everyone's lips is: who's the knitter on the island?

Here’s what’s in this episode:

00:02:10 Jack flashback discussion

00:18:05 Jack on-island discussion

00:21:41 Fuck, marry or kill?

00:42:50 Claire on-island discussion

00:52:59 Other on-island discussion

00:58:25 Connor's Corner

01:00:34 Hot ranking

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Helen has a new unifying theory of Lost and it’s the game Mousetrap.

Here’s what’s in this episode:

00:02:34 Flashback discussion

00:26:39 Locke on-island discussion

00:56:02 Non-Locke on-island discussion

00:57:14 Fuck, marry or kill?

01:03:204 Connor’s corner

01:06:42 Hot ranking

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We are deep into Real Lost Shit this week as we welcome the iconic numbers to the show. Plus it’s a great week for our female characters as legend Danielle Rousseau returns, and we have a new queen on the scene: Carmen Reyes.

Here’s what’s in this episode: 00:04:06 Flashback discussion 00:24:49 Hurley on-island discussion 00:26:38 Fuck, marry or kill? 00:54:16 Non-Hurley on-island discussion 00:59:39 Connor's corner 01:01:03 Hot ranking

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Helen and Alex continue to address the unanswered questions of Lost, such as "who's a dom and who's a sub on the island?"

Here’s what’s in this episode:

00:03:18 Flashback discussion 00:21:34 Jin on-island discussion 00:49:23 Non-Jin on-island discussion 01:02:30 Fuck, marry or kill? 01:10:07 Hot ranking

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Helen is determined to have some female representation into this show even if it is in the form of a boar, and we also start wading into the age-old debate of Skate vs Jate.

Here’s what’s in this episode:

00:03:03 Sawyer flashback discussion

00:18:18 Sawyer on-island discussion

00:33:36 Fuck, marry or kill?

00:48:25 Non-Sawyer related island discussion

00:57:30 Connor's corner

00:58:09 Hot ranking

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Dharma Fish Biscuits is an independent podcast produced, recorded and edited by Helen Jones and Alex Knight. We wrote and performed the theme song together; Helen writes and performs the jingles. Logo and artwork by Helen Jones. Special thanks to Connor Kermode, Leanne Patmore and Lynda Gillson.

Copyright Helen Jones and Alex Knight, 2026

Alex is cutting off your scag as we head to London for a Charlie episode. Meanwhile on the island, you can’t put the toothpaste back in the tube except it’s guns.

Here’s what’s in this episode:

00:02:36 Flashback discussion

00:15:47 On-island discussion

00:46:56 Fuck, marry or kill?

01:00:15 Hot ranking

Content note: this episode contains discussion of gun violence, including a reference of Renee Good’s death between 00:30:25 and 00:30:57. The episode was recorded in January 2026 shortly after her death.

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Dharma Fish Biscuits is an independent podcast produced, recorded and edited by Helen Jones and Alex Knight. We wrote and performed the theme song together; Helen writes and performs the jingles. Logo and artwork by Helen Jones. Special thanks to Connor Kermode, Leanne Patmore and Lynda Gillson.

Copyright Helen Jones and Alex Knight, 2026

This week we get into Michael and Walt's back story, plus research polar bear consumption, and also check in with the deodorant situation on the island.

Here's what's in this episode:

00:03:16 Flashback discussion

00:25:23 Michael and Walt on-island discussion

00:29:10 Fuck, marry or kill?

00:52:19 Non-Michael/Walt on-island discussion

00:58:50 Connor’s corner

01:00:57 Hot ranking

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Dharma Fish Biscuits is an independent podcast produced, recorded and edited by Helen Jones and Alex Knight. We wrote and performed the theme song together; Helen writes and performs the jingles. Logo and artwork by Helen Jones. Special thanks to Connor Kermode, Leanne Patmore and Lynda Gillson.

Copyright Helen Jones and Alex Knight, 2026