Helen and Alex attend a Booneral and have some notes on the eulogies. Helen rejects the Locke/Jack dichotomy.

Here’s what’s in this episode:

00:03:35 Flashback discussion

00:15:59 Sayid on-island discussion

00:49:02 Fuck, marry or kill?

00:54:35 Non-Sayid on-island discussion

01:01:24 Connor’s corner

01:02:32 Hot ranking

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We are sadly losing our first main castaway in this episode, but the real question on everyone's lips is: who's the knitter on the island?

Here’s what’s in this episode:

00:02:10 Jack flashback discussion

00:18:05 Jack on-island discussion

00:21:41 Fuck, marry or kill?

00:42:50 Claire on-island discussion

00:52:59 Other on-island discussion

00:58:25 Connor's Corner

01:00:34 Hot ranking

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Dharma Fish Biscuits is an independent podcast produced, recorded and edited by Helen Jones and Alex Knight. We wrote and performed the theme song together; Helen writes and performs the jingles. Logo and artwork by Helen Jones. Special thanks to Connor Kermode, Leanne Patmore and Lynda Gillson.

Copyright Helen Jones and Alex Knight, 2026

Helen has a new unifying theory of Lost and it’s the game Mousetrap.

Here’s what’s in this episode:

00:02:34 Flashback discussion

00:26:39 Locke on-island discussion

00:56:02 Non-Locke on-island discussion

00:57:14 Fuck, marry or kill?

01:03:204 Connor’s corner

01:06:42 Hot ranking

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Dharma Fish Biscuits is an independent podcast produced, recorded and edited by Helen Jones and Alex Knight. We wrote and performed the theme song together; Helen writes and performs the jingles. Logo and artwork by Helen Jones. Special thanks to Connor Kermode, Leanne Patmore and Lynda Gillson.

Copyright Helen Jones and Alex Knight, 2026