• Decommissioned - THE TUNES
    Apr 7 2026

    Decommissioned - The Podcast about normal people's SHIT Celebrity experiences.


    A bit of a different episode for the Easter Holidays. Robs gone caravanning son we have put together an episode of all the tunes that have featured on The Decommissioned podcast so far.


    Hope you all enjoy!!!!


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    Decommissioned is the intellectual property of three massive intellectuals under the name ‘Rob Rach and Wingman Ltd’. Recorded at Manchester One Media under the Beetham tower, which is easy coz we can tram there and try and dodge paying. Music by Hywel Evans.


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    23 mins
  • Decommissioned - Hippy Shit
    Mar 31 2026

    Decommissioned - The Podcast about normal people's SHIT Celebrity experiences.


    Rach has been to have her eye ball read!!!


    This weeks decommissioned celeb is a special one we haven't hid the celebs name! THE NAME YOU HEAR IS THE NAME!!!!!


    Send us a Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED and send us a voice note about anything open 24 hours a day!!


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    Decommissioned is the intellectual property of three massive intellectuals under the name ‘Rob Rach and Wingman Ltd’. Recorded at Manchester One Media under the Beetham tower, which is easy coz we can tram there and try and dodge paying. Music by Hywel Evans.


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    30 mins
  • Decommissioned - Gas Barbecues are for FANNIES
    Mar 24 2026

    Decommissioned - The Podcast about normal people's SHIT Celebrity experiences.


    Gas Barbecues are for fannies apparently!!! We have a idea and we need everyones help to make it work this summer


    Rob's Wife's mums cat is very unlucky its very heavy footed!


    Decommissioned Celeb is back. We have another Celeb encounter. We disguise the REAL Celebs name with another Celebs name to hide their identity. AND STOP US BEING SUED!!!!


    Keep sending in your normal people celeb experiences. Your story could be on the pod soon!!! We love a voice note number below.


    The law has changed and there may be big changes coming to Pot Noodles. We have a few ideas that need to be passed on to their marketing team.


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    Decommissioned is the intellectual property of three massive intellectuals under the name ‘Rob Rach and Wingman Ltd’. Recorded at Manchester One Media under the Beetham tower, which is easy coz we can tram there and try and dodge paying. Music by Hywel Evans.



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    34 mins
  • Decommissioned - Pork Pie
    Mar 17 2026

    Decommissioned - The Podcast about normal people's SHIT Celebrity experiences.


    Do Americans eat toast?


    Find out why THE PORK PIE may soon be extinct.


    Have you ever unplugged a vending machine or a fruit machine Rob used to do it just for the crack.


    Decommissioned Celeb is back. We have another Celeb encounter. We disguise the REAL Celebs name with another Celebs name to hide their identity. AND STOP US BEING SUED!!!!


    Keep sending in your normal people celeb experiences. Your story could be on the pod soon!!! We love a voice note number below.


    The law has changed and there may be big changes coming to Pot Noodles. We have a few ideas that need to be passed on to their marketing team.


    Send us a Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED and send us a voice note about anything open 24 hours a day!!



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    Decommissioned is the intellectual property of three massive intellectuals under the name ‘Rob Rach and Wingman Ltd’. Recorded at Manchester One Media under the Beetham tower, which is easy coz we can tram there and try and dodge paying. Music by Hywel Evans.





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    36 mins
  • Decommissioned - Wild Shit
    Mar 10 2026

    Decommissioned - The Podcast about normal people's SHIT Celebrity experiences.


    Wingman has got a prank caller!!! The show WhatsApp is connected to Wingman's phone so every time you call in the night it wakes hime and his family. Thanks for ringing Louise!


    We have had loads of texts this week and try to get back to as many of you as possible.


    When's the last time you had a wild shit?


    Is Rob more nervous about WW3 or the price of petrol?


    What are your thoughts on getting an experience for a present at Christmas or on your birthday?


    Have you ever been to a cave and met the owner of the cave? Your gonna love this cave story!!


    On this week's Decommissioned we have another Celeb encounter. We disguise the REAL Celebs name with another Celebs name to hide their identity. AND STOP US BEING SUED!!!!


    Keep sending in your normal people celeb experiences. Your story could be on the pod soon!!! We love a voice note number below.

    becagot lost in an NCP Carpark in Manchester City Centre.


    Send us a Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED and send us a voice note about anything open 24 hours a day!!


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    Decommissioned is the intellectual property of three massive intellectuals under the name ‘Rob Rach and Wingman Ltd’. Recorded at Manchester One Media under the Beetham tower, which is easy coz we can tram there and try and dodge paying. Music by Hywel Evans.

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    46 mins
  • Decommissioned - Shut Your Face
    Mar 3 2026

    Decommissioned - The Podcast about normal people's SHIT Celebrity experiences.


    We're thinking about taking the show on the road and doing a few events in the north west. Whos up for coming to a Decommissioned LIVE EVENT? Have a listen to the episode and let us know what you think of the plan. Send us a voice note if your up for it to our Decommissioned WhatsApp 07346336743 or send us an email if your up for coming.


    Lucas has been in touch and he has a new money saving way of making tea! Apparently the UK is using more tea bags than ever because of remote working.


    Wingman thinks more of his wee is tea!!!!


    On this week's Decommissioned we have another Celeb encounter. We disguise the REAL Celebs name with another Celebs name to hide their identity. AND STOP US BEING SUED!!!!


    Keep sending in your normal people celeb experiences. Your story could be on the pod soon!!! We love a voice note number below.

    becagot lost in an NCP Carpark in Manchester City Centre.


    Send us a Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED and send us a voice note about anything open 24 hours a day!!


    🎙️ Click follow to never miss an episode.


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    Decommissioned is the intellectual property of three massive intellectuals under the name ‘Rob Rach and Wingman Ltd’. Recorded at Manchester One Media under the Beetham tower, which is easy coz we can tram there and try and dodge paying. Music by Hywel Evans.


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    35 mins
  • Decommissioned - Epstein Files
    Feb 24 2026

    Decommissioned - The Podcast about normal people's SHIT Celebrity experiences.


    Have you looked at The Epstein Files? Robs been having a good search! Could some people that have been cryogenically frozen get a huge shock when they defrost?


    Robs son is almost 16 and he's been looking at tattoos. Find out what he wants on his arm.


    On this week's Decommissioned we have another Celeb encounter. We disguise the REAL Celebs name with another Celebs name to hide their identity. AND STOP US BEING SUED!!!!


    Keep sending in your normal people celeb experiences. Your story could be on the pod soon!!! We love a voice note number below.


    Wingman once convinced Rob to bring his Cat to work for something on the show. Find out what happened when the Cat got lost in an NCP Carpark in Manchester City Centre.


    Send us a Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED and send us a voice note about anything open 24 hours a day!!



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    Decommissioned is the intellectual property of three massive intellectuals under the name ‘Rob Rach and Wingman Ltd’. Recorded at Manchester One Media under the Beetham tower, which is easy coz we can tram there and try and dodge paying. Music by Hywel Evans.


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    32 mins
  • Decommissioned - Dead Dogs Pram
    Feb 17 2026

    Decommissioned - The Podcast about normal people's SHIT Celebrity experiences.


    On this weeks Decommissioned we have another two Celeb encounters. We disguise the REAL Celebs name with another Celebs name to hide their identity.


    Keep sending in your normal people celeb experiences. Your story could be on the pod soon!!! We love a voice note number below.


    Send us a Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED and send us a voice note about anything open 24 hours a day!!


    🎙️ Click follow to never miss an episode.


    Follow us on socials: @decommissioneduk

    Got something to say? contact@decommissioned.co.uk



    Decommissioned is the intellectual property of three massive intellectuals under the name ‘Rob Rach and Wingman Ltd’. Recorded at Manchester One Media under the Beetham tower, which is easy coz we can tram there and try and dodge paying. Music by Hywel Evans.




    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    37 mins