• Decommissioned - Predictions Part 2
    Jan 8 2026

    The world is going to 'SHIT' but we just laugh at it!!!


    Part 1 out every Tuesday. Part 2 out every Thursday just for you. PASS IT ON!!!


    Hot water bottles are selling fast. New 'Decommissioned' official Merchandise AVAILABLE NOW!!! Visit decommissioned.co.uk




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    32 mins
  • Decommissioned - predictions Part 1
    Jan 6 2026

    The world is going to 'SHIT' but we just laugh at it!!!


    Would you go down a water slide into crocodile infested water if you were pissed?


    Some advice for you. If you ever meet a stranger kick them in the balls.


    We talk about some jobs that actually existed over a hundred years ago. And stumble upon the reason cows have got a switch up their arses that not many people know about.


    Rob also has a power cut mid episode.


    Part 1 out every Tuesday. Part 2 out every Thursday just for you. PASS IT ON!!!


    Hot water bottles are selling fast. New 'Decommissioned' official Merchandise AVAILABLE NOW!!! Visit decommissioned.co.uk



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    28 mins
  • Decommissioned - Arse End Of Christmas Special Part 2
    Dec 30 2025

    The world is going to shit so we just laugh at it!!!


    Most Podcasts have Christmas off. Not us The Decommissioned Podcast is never off!


    Hope you enjoy the Arse End Of Christmas special PART 2


    Decommissioned is now split into two weekly episodes. They are released every Tuesday and Thursday.


    Enjoy People.


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    39 mins
  • Decommissioned - Christmas part 1
    Dec 23 2025

    The world is going to shit so we just laugh at it!!!


    Merry Christmas everyone!!!


    Most Podcasts have Christmas off. Not us The Decommissioned Podcast is never off!


    Hope you enjoy the Christmas special PART 1


    Decommissioned is now split into two weekly episodes. They are released every Tuesday and Thursday.


    Enjoy People.


    MERCHANDISE AVAILABLE NOW!!! Visit decommissioned.co.uk



    🎙️ Click follow to never miss an episode.


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    31 mins
  • Decommissioned - Social Media Part 2
    Dec 18 2025

    The world is going to shit so we just laugh at it!!!


    Decommissioned is now split into two weekly episodes. They are released every Tuesday and Thursday.


    Enjoy People.


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    28 mins
  • Decommissioned Social Media - Part 1
    Dec 16 2025

    Social media is the next thing being Decommissioned!!


    Rachel’s proper job now is dog walking!! This week she through a log was a dog!! 🙈


    What's real and what's AI???


    This weeks Decommissioned Celeb was at a Theme Park. What ever happens don't try take a picture.


    Decommissioned is now split into two weekly episodes. They are released every Tuesday and Thursday.


    Enjoy People.


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    32 mins
  • Decommissioned - Schools Part 2
    Dec 11 2025

    DON'T LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE WITH KIDS!!!


    Rob gets revenge on Wingman and gets AI to create a mucky story involving Father Christmas and Wingman's dad!


    Are window cleaners the next job to be Decommissioned?


    Decommissioned is now split into two weekly episodes. They are released every Tuesday and Thursday.


    Enjoy People.


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    31 mins
  • Decommissioned - Schools Part 1
    Dec 9 2025

    Rach is late to EVERY single episode recording. It's really starting to piss everyone off so we record her excuses as she arrives.


    Decommissioned celeb - This week's Celeb is from the world of telly but that's all you're getting! We will never let you know the real celebs names and for legal reasons their name will be swapped for another celeb! THE CELEB'S NAME YOU HEAR IS NOT THE DECOMMISSIONED CELEB.


    How are Schools going to be Decommissioned in the future? It's already started to happen. Rachel did a bit of teaching (I KNOW) and got to see a school from a different perspective.


    Listen now to hear all the latest gossip from The Staff Room.


    Rob drops a cliff hanger and a half WTF!!!! Next episode out Thursday!!!


    Enjoy People.


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    26 mins