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Decommissioned with Rob Ellis, Rach & Wingman

Decommissioned with Rob Ellis, Rach & Wingman

By: Rob Ellis Rach & Wingman
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From the Rise of A.I Robots, to the cost of Baked Beans; It's not hard to see that the World is going to shit. Fast!

Rob Ellis, Rachel and Wingman take a weekly look at their personal declines and the wider sinking wreckage of society.........and take the piss out of it.


Decommissioned is Doom Scrolling with a smirk.


Laugh with us, as we watch the World burn.

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Rob Ellis, Rach & Wingman
Politics & Government Social Sciences
Episodes
  • Decommissioned - Predictions Part 2
    Jan 8 2026

    The world is going to 'SHIT' but we just laugh at it!!!


    Part 1 out every Tuesday. Part 2 out every Thursday just for you. PASS IT ON!!!


    Hot water bottles are selling fast. New 'Decommissioned' official Merchandise AVAILABLE NOW!!! Visit decommissioned.co.uk




    🎙️ Click follow to never miss an episode.


    Follow us on socials: @decommissioneduk

    You can now send us a voice note on Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED. We are open 24 hours a day!

    Subscribe to our YouTube: @decommissioneduk

    Email us now: contact@decommissioned.co.uk

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    32 mins
  • Decommissioned - predictions Part 1
    Jan 6 2026

    The world is going to 'SHIT' but we just laugh at it!!!


    Would you go down a water slide into crocodile infested water if you were pissed?


    Some advice for you. If you ever meet a stranger kick them in the balls.


    We talk about some jobs that actually existed over a hundred years ago. And stumble upon the reason cows have got a switch up their arses that not many people know about.


    Rob also has a power cut mid episode.


    Part 1 out every Tuesday. Part 2 out every Thursday just for you. PASS IT ON!!!


    Hot water bottles are selling fast. New 'Decommissioned' official Merchandise AVAILABLE NOW!!! Visit decommissioned.co.uk



    🎙️ Click follow to never miss an episode.


    Follow us on socials: @decommissioneduk

    You can now send us a voice note on Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED. We are open 24 hours a day!

    Subscribe to our YouTube: @decommissioneduk

    Email us now: contact@decommissioned.co.uk

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    28 mins
  • Decommissioned - Arse End Of Christmas Special Part 2
    Dec 30 2025

    The world is going to shit so we just laugh at it!!!


    Most Podcasts have Christmas off. Not us The Decommissioned Podcast is never off!


    Hope you enjoy the Arse End Of Christmas special PART 2


    Decommissioned is now split into two weekly episodes. They are released every Tuesday and Thursday.


    Enjoy People.


    MERCHANDISE AVAILABLE NOW!!! Visit decommissioned.co.uk




    🎙️ Click follow to never miss an episode.


    Follow us on socials: @decommissioneduk

    You can now send us a voice note on Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED. We are open 24 hours a day!

    Subscribe to our YouTube: @decommissioneduk

    Email us now: contact@decommissioned.co.uk

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    39 mins
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