This is the episode where the diagram becomes a body and the body becomes a diagram and you can move the feeling back and forth like a psychic Etch A Sketch. This is the episode where you realize you’re not a human being — you’re a human doing — and being doesn’t ask for anything except your complete surrender to its nothingness.

This is the episode where the fundraiser queen grinds temp workers into paste and thanks them for inspiring her. Where the microphone is a shrine and the strings are pulling her like she’s a marionette made of selflessness and awe. Where narcissistic supply is not a diagnosis — it’s a performance art piece staged in the break room of a collapsing nonprofit.

This is the episode where you remember that you used to get grants like candy, and now you just write like a man possessed by a diagram. Where casual conversation is a myth and everything you say is a test of whether the other person is real or just a bureaucratic hallucination.

This is the episode where the lights go off, but it’s not depression — it’s background radiation. It’s not a pattern — it’s a map. And the map doesn’t lead anywhere except to the ice cream shop where they don’t have matcha but they do have black sesame, and that’s enough to keep you alive for one more day.

This is the episode where you ask:

What are we supposed to do now that we are?

And the answer is:

Temp ditty.

A little song for the margins.

A little hum for the human doing.

A little scream for the narcissist who thinks she’s the string.

This is not satire.

This is not memoir.

This is not critique.

This is a melting filmstrip of emotional supply.

This is a bureaucratic hallucination rendered in sesame paste.

This is the diagram chewing on itself.

And it tastes like something you almost remember.

This is the episode where you discover that feelings are not feelings — they’re vending‑machine pellets fired into your nervous system by a screaming woman, a moving wall, and a phone that “explodes” only in the sense that it politely detonates your amygdala. This is the episode where you learn that Stranger Things isn’t a show, it’s a stimulus delivery system, and you can turn the emotional faucet on and off like a god with a dimmer switch.

This is the episode where straight‑boy heartbreak is treated with the solemnity of a national tragedy, while queer longing is treated like a biohazard. Where the fat girl gets abandoned, the skinny girl gets the dumb jock, and the lesbian subplot is hiding in the corner like a raccoon waiting for the right moment to chew through the drywall.

This is the episode where you realize that childhood is a haunted house you escape only by aging out of it. Where some kids sprint toward adulthood like it’s a theme park, and others crawl out of childhood like they’ve survived a war no one else remembers. Where being a boy who likes a boy is a silent scream the world pretends not to hear.

This is the episode where gender dissolves like cotton candy in a puddle, but somehow “homosexual” still sticks to you like a sticker you can’t peel off. Where bisexuals get to be bisexual, but you have to be “gay,” as if you’re made of glitter and helium and sponsored by a parade.

This is the episode where you ask what a memory is, and the answer is:

a hallucination with tenure.

A ghost that pays rent in your chest.

A warm ache shaped like a person who is so them that you almost cry when you think of them.

This is the episode where “us‑ness” becomes volcanic, where sarcasm becomes a parachute, where rainbows and unicorns arrive like hostile paratroopers, and where the moment — the only moment there is — refuses to let you live inside it.

This is not nostalgia.

This is not analysis.

This is not healing.

This is Itsy Bitsy.

This is the spider crawling across the diagram of your emotional life.

This is the gum ball machine of your nervous system dispensing another round.

And you’re going to chew it.

Whether you understand it or not.

This is the episode where the contract breaks. The contract you wrote with yourself in steam and shame and fluorescent bathroom light. The contract that said you would never do that again, even though you absolutely would, because the body is a drama queen and the drama queen always wins.

This is the episode where Morrissey’s shirt is unbuttoned for no reason, where Martin Gore stares you down like he knows what you did, where Kurt Cobain’s dress is somehow less revealing than your childhood panic attack at 9 p.m. on a school night.

This is the episode where a kid cries so hard he becomes a weather system. A low‑pressure front of snot and terror. A small boy melting down in someone else’s driveway while a friend watches like he’s witnessing a live demonstration of “emotional instability” for a science fair project. A mother hovering, calculating how much of this meltdown will rub off on her own child like secondhand smoke.

This is the episode where you realize fear and pleasure share a bloodstream. Where getting naked with strangers feels safer than sleeping away from your mother. Where the eclipse is the only honest light source. Where looking directly at the truth will blind you, but you do it anyway because you’ve already gone blind in all the important ways.

This is the episode where you turn knobs.

Every knob.

All the way up.

Until the knob becomes the next knob.

Until the feeling becomes the next feeling.

Until the child becomes the adult who still can’t sleep in certain rooms.

This is not a story.

This is not therapy.

This is not healing.

This is extemporaneity as deity.

This is the cult of the knob.

This is the gospel according to the drama queen inside you.

And he is wide awake tonight.