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Zombie Paradise Lost

Still Alive, Book Six

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Zombie Paradise Lost

By: Javan Bonds
Narrated by: S.W. Salzman, Eric A. Shelman
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Summary

In a world overrun by rabid, naked, blue zombies, feeding on the flesh of all, a glimmering jewel of humanity endures. The Island of Guntersville has become a hopeful paradise for the survivors of the plague that ravages the land. Follow Mo, Smokes, Easy, and the rest of his band of misfits - oh, and a ninja monkey - on their replica pirate ship, the Viva Ancora, as they set off on a wild blue adventure in search of "the cure".

Meanwhile, back in the tranquil oasis, something dark and sinister has crept in. A wolf in sheep's clothing. A vile monster that hungers for the treasure that is humanity’s best hope for the future - the children.

Can good triumph over evil? Will this wickedness spread? Who will stand against the malevolence? Is all hope lost? It's the end of the world as we know it.

Come join us, friend. In a place where the zombies bite, fish bite, life always bite, and sometimes, people bite. Welcome to Zombie Paradise Lost.

©2019 Javan Bonds (P)2019 Javan Bonds Fiction Post-Apocalyptic Science Fiction Zombie Survival
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What do you get when you cross a team of good guys, naked zombies, a wolf and a mystery? You get another great book by Javan Bonds! The Peevies are evolving, and acting human?!? The kids are disappearing, people are eating some really tasty BBQ, and now of their own has gone missing. Will the crew turn back from all the damn dam work they are doing and help before it’s too late? I don’t know! So, I’m going to keep reading and find out.

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This audio book will make you cry and smile and late for work it's 100% fun and don't for get that s.w.salesman has a audio book out as well 1000%

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Mo & friends face more gore, horror & humour on their mission to find the cure, while their loved ones face more danger when a wolf hides amongst the sheep! Another exciting death defying adventure from Javan Bonds that I couldn't put down and was disappointed when it ended too soon, leaving me with the question all authors hate: "When is the next book due out" - I need to know what happens next.

Another excellent masterpiece by Javan Bonds!

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Another rollercoaster journey from Javan & a super cliffhanger, great as per usual, next one please, NOW.

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It’s another great addition to the series. That combination of insulting humor and gory zombie deaths has me snort laughing my way through the book. If you are squeamish about any type of bodily discharges or easily offended by religious or political jokes, then this might not be the series for you. For the rest of us that can laugh at ourselves, others, and blue, naked zombie cannibals, this is the series for us!

Book 5 followed our hero, Mo Collins, and his gang out on the pirate ship Viva Ancora. Here in Book 6, it’s the same time frame but focuses more on what’s happening back at home on the zombie-free island of Guntersville. It was great to explore this timeline more as Book 5 hinted at what evil was happening back home. Us readers know to watch out for Mike Brown, but the people of Guntersville have to investigate the multiple cases of missing children. In strides Sako, who takes on the persona of Rorscharch from The Watchmen. Yes! I loved this character and this alter ego.

While I do get a good laugh out of creative ways to kill zombies, there were a lot of penile injuries. The first few were funny, but I did get a little tired of it after a while. Though I did snicker when one of the characters (Mo?) comments that he didn’t think he could see another blue penis destroyed in a unique way ever again. Same with the zombie poo. So much poo everywhere! At first, it’s funny background and yet another reason to avoid becoming a zombie. But after a while, it was a little tiresome. I could use more nerd references instead. I adore all the movie and book references.

The ending wraps up some things but leaves us hanging on a limb over a canyon in other areas. So looking forward to the next book in the series! 4.5/5 stars.

The Narration: S. W. Salzman continues to do this series justice. I loved his Rorschach voice – spot on! I always love his Mo voice – so funny and innocent well-meaning idiot average guy. His female voices sound feminine and all the characters have their own unique voices. The pacing is perfect and his delivery of the humor is excellent. There were no technical issues with this recording. 5/5 stars.

Pass me some cannibalism please

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