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Zombie Paradise Lost

Still Alive, Book Six
Series: Still Alive Series, Book 6
Length: 8 hrs and 27 mins
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Summary

In a world overrun by rabid, naked, blue zombies, feeding on the flesh of all, a glimmering jewel of humanity endures. The Island of Guntersville has become a hopeful paradise for the survivors of the plague that ravages the land. Follow Mo, Smokes, Easy, and the rest of his band of misfits - oh, and a ninja monkey - on their replica pirate ship, the Viva Ancora, as they set off on a wild blue adventure in search of "the cure".

Meanwhile, back in the tranquil oasis, something dark and sinister has crept in. A wolf in sheep's clothing. A vile monster that hungers for the treasure that is humanity’s best hope for the future - the children.

Can good triumph over evil? Will this wickedness spread? Who will stand against the malevolence? Is all hope lost? It's the end of the world as we know it.  

Come join us, friend. In a place where the zombies bite, fish bite, life always bite, and sometimes, people bite. Welcome to Zombie Paradise Lost.

©2019 Javan Bonds (P)2019 Javan Bonds

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really good entertaining and funny

altogether one of the better zombie apocalypse boots I've ever read thank you Javan Bonds

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Paradise Lost

Thank Javan for another instalment of Mo and his Island family. SW Salamanca totally brings your characters to life but I’m unsure whether we actually want Elmo to come to life because I’m pretty sure I would be a red shirt in his motley crew.
Awesome read highly recommend this series

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Think Redneck

This series covers everything and so much more beware you must act and thing as a real southern redneck or as the legends describe rednecks.
I am writing this and waiting in book 7 to be released it adventures of MO and his band of humans after a virus is released and turn people into zombies not your normal zombies but they are blue, constantly hungry and erect cock. Now as the story goes on you find these zombies are changing and growing, they getting faster, groups are nesting with a queen who does nothing but get bred and have more zombies. Now for the remnants of human they are not doing to well they keep killing each other by accident or as food source. Killing for food is a minster who came to town and started killing the children of the members of his flock and they are stupid enough not question him when he feeds them and they do not know they are eating their own children they have taken the minster at his word and blind faith.
There is so many plots, storylines and adventures you need to either read or listen to them so remember your are A Southern Redneck no education or brains trying to survive the blue zombies who wants to eat you.

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Another excellent masterpiece by Javan Bonds!

Mo & friends face more gore, horror & humour on their mission to find the cure, while their loved ones face more danger when a wolf hides amongst the sheep! Another exciting death defying adventure from Javan Bonds that I couldn't put down and was disappointed when it ended too soon, leaving me with the question all authors hate: "When is the next book due out" - I need to know what happens next.

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Still a brilliant series. Brilliant narration

I have listened to the whole of this series so far and this instalment is just as brilliant as the others.

I couldn’t get enough of “the damn dam” lol and of course Smokes and Moe. The scene with the haircut is hilarious. I love the development of the other characters too. Looking forward to the next instalment.

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Pass me some cannibalism please

It’s another great addition to the series. That combination of insulting humor and gory zombie deaths has me snort laughing my way through the book. If you are squeamish about any type of bodily discharges or easily offended by religious or political jokes, then this might not be the series for you. For the rest of us that can laugh at ourselves, others, and blue, naked zombie cannibals, this is the series for us!

Book 5 followed our hero, Mo Collins, and his gang out on the pirate ship Viva Ancora. Here in Book 6, it’s the same time frame but focuses more on what’s happening back at home on the zombie-free island of Guntersville. It was great to explore this timeline more as Book 5 hinted at what evil was happening back home. Us readers know to watch out for Mike Brown, but the people of Guntersville have to investigate the multiple cases of missing children. In strides Sako, who takes on the persona of Rorscharch from The Watchmen. Yes! I loved this character and this alter ego.

While I do get a good laugh out of creative ways to kill zombies, there were a lot of penile injuries. The first few were funny, but I did get a little tired of it after a while. Though I did snicker when one of the characters (Mo?) comments that he didn’t think he could see another blue penis destroyed in a unique way ever again. Same with the zombie poo. So much poo everywhere! At first, it’s funny background and yet another reason to avoid becoming a zombie. But after a while, it was a little tiresome. I could use more nerd references instead. I adore all the movie and book references.

The ending wraps up some things but leaves us hanging on a limb over a canyon in other areas. So looking forward to the next book in the series! 4.5/5 stars.

The Narration: S. W. Salzman continues to do this series justice. I loved his Rorschach voice – spot on! I always love his Mo voice – so funny and innocent well-meaning idiot average guy. His female voices sound feminine and all the characters have their own unique voices. The pacing is perfect and his delivery of the humor is excellent. There were no technical issues with this recording. 5/5 stars.

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Blue PV's on overload!

If you have made it to book 6 then you know what you are in for! Taking place at the same time frame as book 5 the story fills in the events in Guntersville whilst Mo and Co are off searching for a cure! The book is filled with naked blue-na-tics in abundance and keeps you listening and listening!

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Keeps you entranced

If you like your zombies nude, blue and rabid along with a big helping of humor then jump right in to this awesome world that Javan Bonds has created.
Mo, Smokes, Easy and the rest of the Viva Ancora crew are still working their way downriver in search of the scientist who might have a "cure" for this man-made apocalyptic plague. Naturally for Mo, just going down the river isn't easy sailing. There's damns and locks on the river they have to get through, of course there's the peevies, but only when Mo is around, I swear Mo is a peevie magnet, and unbeknownst to the crew someone, well actually something is following them.
Meanwhile in Guntersville there's a wolf in sheep's clothing, someone who you would expect to be a protector, taking the island's most important and valuable treasure, the children. That someone is also trying to take the control and the power of the island and part of that plan is to make Mayor Randy Collins look guilty of taking the children.
This book will make you laugh in spots and stare stunned in others as we lose people and evil tries to gain the upper hand. I couldn't put this down, I stayed up way way past my bed time listening to this story. The pace is fast and the writing flows perfectly. The author makes the characters come alive, so much so that you start to become invested in their lives and their stories and want to know what happens to them. But like all good things this book comes to an end, and what an end it is, there's one hell of a cliffhanger, you'll catch yourself cussing at the author haha. My only complaint is now I have to impatiently wait for the next book in this amazingly funny/apocalyptic horror. The narrator chosen to do this book NAILED IT!!!

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Rollercoaster

Another rollercoaster journey from Javan & a super cliffhanger, great as per usual, next one please, NOW.

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This audio book will make you cry and smile and late for work it's 100% fun and don't for get that s.w.salesman has a audio book out as well 1000%

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  • joshua hancock
  • 18-03-20

Great Story!!

I've enjoyed all these books and it's a great series, Can't wait for it to continue.

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  • Martin
  • 05-02-20

Another great work!

Found it a little disorienting but each and every chapter is filled to the brim with awesomeness!

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  • SAM
  • 24-01-20

My favorite in the series

In the beginning when I found out that this book would be placed along side the last as far as timeline I was intensely disappointed, however the action and mystery really made up for any disappointment I may have felt.

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  • Dennis
  • 24-12-19

Redneck, Blues and Cannibals

This series covers everything and so much more beware you must act and thing as a real southern redneck or as the legends describe rednecks.
I am writing this and waiting in book 7 to be released it adventures of MO and his band of humans after a virus is released and turn people into zombies not your normal zombies but they are blue, constantly hungry and erect cock. Now as the story goes on you find these zombies are changing and growing, they getting faster, groups are nesting with a queen who does nothing but get bred and have more zombies. Now for the remnants of human they are not doing to well they keep killing each other by accident or as food source. Killing for food is a minster who came to town and started killing the children of the members of his flock and they are stupid enough not question him when he feeds them and they do not know they are eating their own children they have taken the minster at his word and blind faith.
There is so many plots, storylines and adventures you need to either read or listen to them so remember your arecA Southern Redneck no education or brains trying to survive the blue zombies who wants to eat you.

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  • Charlene
  • 23-12-19

Totally enthralled by this series

And the adventure continues, the story and characters just get better and better! Looking forward to the next book!

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  • Sara B
  • 20-12-19

Need more!!

Zombie Paradise Lost is cleverly written and super entertaining. The storyline is engaging, action-packed, and suspenseful. Javan Bonds is an exceptional author; I thoroughly enjoy his writing and the added humor. His characters are well-developed, multifaceted, and interesting.

The narration is brilliant. S.W. Salzman does an outstanding job with the characters' voices, implementing their personality, accents, and emotions. I highly recommend the Still Alive series.
I was given a free copy of this audiobook at my request and have voluntarily left this unbiased review.

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  • Candie
  • 03-12-19

Still Alive book 6

Javan Bonds is amazingly funny. I absolutely love this series it keeps me laughing all the way through it. His characters are very well thought out and the story line itself is awesome. I can't wait to hear book 7. Salzman is an amazing narrator I so love his wide range of voices in how no 2 characters sound the same.

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  • Anonymous User
  • 03-12-19

need more

this one ended on such a cliff hanger I hope there's another. Loved the narrator, just got better with each book. if your sensitive I would pass on this book but if not I would highly recommend giving it a try..

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  • Amazon Customer
  • 21-11-19

I'm so in love with this series!

This series is funny and realistic. I can imagine these things happening to me and my friends! Love it!!

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  • joe
  • 02-11-19

another great story

l love being able to laugh and enjoy the book but also to get drawn into the characters and feel like I'm right there with them

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