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Summary

At the end of the world, the zombies are not the scariest monsters. Something evil and vile now hides among the sheep seeking to devour its very heart. 

Pastor Mike Brown and his wife, Lauren, are loved by the congregation of the church that rose from the ashes of the zombie apocalypse. But a dark secret, if discovered, could destroy everything. 

As Guntersville Island’s fledgling government attempts to solve the mystery of a growing number of missing children, it must ask some hard questions about the messianic leader. 

Meanwhile, on the Viva Ancora, Mo, Smokes, and the remainder of the main protagonists continue their trip toward the sea in search of a possible cure. Meeting new friends and foes along the way is, of course, a given: not to mention Mo’s constant complaining. 

Will evil win control of paradise? Who can stop its sadistic hunger? Do we need a Hero? Is that a pig? 

It’s the end of the world as we know it. Join us, friend. In places where the zombies bite...fish bite...life always bites...and some people bite.

Welcome to Zombie Perdition.  

Winner of the 2019 Independent Audiobook Awards (IAA) for Humor  

Books in the Still Alive Series: 

Book One: Zombie Lake 

Book Two: Zombie Island

Book Three: Zombies On A Plane 

Book Four: Zombie Oasis 

Book Five: Zombie River Run 

Book Six: Zombie Paradise Lost 

Book Seven: Zombie Perdition

©2020 Javan Bonds (P)2020 Javan Bonds

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Awesome!

Javan Bonds does it again! Zombie Perdition, the seventh book in Still Alive series, is cleverly-written, twisted, and wholly satisfying. The series is actually quite dark, the humor allows the audience to find comedy relief in horrific scenes. The Peevies are ruthless than ever, semi-intelligent, and able to utilize weapons, killing them is becoming even more difficult. The survivors fall and die in the goriest ways possible, either in the hands of blue-lunatics or other humans. A lot happens in this volume, the Black Hand Gang, Man of God, Wolf Cult, faithful sheep, loads of action, vinegar spillage, penile castration, blood, and plenty of gore. The mystery of the missing children being investigated and Brother Mike Brown is still plotting to take over the town. The blind loyalty of his faithful followers goes to the very extreme. Mo's crew meet a new group of hillbilly survivors, cannibals who love to grill Peevies and enjoy good PV steak. With a sadistic screenwriter overseeing and manipulating events, proves no one is safe. Doubts even creep into Mo's mind, wondering if the clock is ticking. The suspense and the anticipation are marvelously composed; you never know what's next, keeping you on the very edge of your seat. The twist at the end is insanely good, and I can't wait for book eight. S. W. Salzman did a phenomenal job with the characters and their accents. His inflections and timing were all spot-on, bringing the story to life. All around, Zombie Perdition was a fantastic listen with outstanding narration, one I highly recommend.

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Zompoc mayhem

LOVED book 7 of Javan Bonds Zompoc adventures, good narrative, fast paced story, looking forward to book 8.

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Another work of art by Javan Bonds

A thoroughly good Zombie series has surprisingly got even more sick and twisted in the latest installment.

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Hurry up need next book

Javan bonds has done it again couldn’t stop listening to this book now what to do know as listened to all his books All his books have been funny and gripping and can’t wait for the next instalment looking forward to the gangs next adventure kicking pv’s ass

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Again!

This author has done it again! I keep wondering if he can continue to put out quality books with amazing story lines after each book and he accomplishes that each time. The narration, well just look at the name. Always a great narration with him!

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Javan has gone all out in this book 7

Javan has let loose he's taking us to the very depths of a mind that should probably have stayed hidden. I for one I'm glad that Javan has done this. he has created a strength of characters in there book that you do not find often they are witty self-aware and strong characters. the storyline continues to evolve along with the blues themselves just follow the trale of shit and find out for yourself that your mind is possible ok if this imagination is anything to go by thank you Javan keep up the good work. the performance only got a 3 because of possibly the worst English accent ever. but then asked me to do a southern American accent and I'm sure that sounds pretty silly as well.

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Awesome fun

The poop flies as much as the blood in this awesomely fun and adventurous series about the apocalypse. The characters are amazingly written, the come to life on the page and I can't stop reading these books. I laughed, I gagged and kept turning the pages in this hit. Book 7 is just as much a hit as the six before it, I love when I can follow along in my mind like I'm watching a movie and with this series I see it all like that, with all the blood and gore I don't know if that's a good thing or not but I love it!! I don't know how Javan does it but keep em coming please!!!! I love the narrator, he nails the voices perfectly, especially Mo and Smokes.

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I love this Authors humour!

Just when you think you've heard Javan Bonds at his best, and darkest humour - he makes you snort tea through your nose laughing, I had a blast listening to S Salzman narrate Javan's humour, and navigate the devious twists and turns of this plot. I loved getting to know Benji & Devon, and the addition of Neil in his Boba Fett armour can only be entertaining, my one regret was there could have been more Mo and Smokes adventures! Hold on for another wild ride, its a killer!

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  • Mindjacked
  • 06-07-20

Zombie Perdition

Mo and the rest of his party plus new friends are on the Viva Ancora still looking for a cure that is said to be near the sea. Mo's cousin is on his own type of rescue mission with a helicopter made for many. While back in Guntersville AL, they are still looking for the missing children, and eating lots of meat and not of the fish variety, and how did the new pastor get all this meat? So guard yourself well because the blunatics might not be the worst thing coming for you. Mr Bonds keeps his story going in this the 7th installment of the Still Alive Series, and I am still waiting for more. This action packed wonderful book has not lost its zing since the first book. While the story is still happening on different fronts I still find it exciting and new. The audio version narrated by the wonderful S W Salzman, allows you to lose yourself in the story, I love Mo and I bet Smokes is a site to behold, I feel as though I am there with them on the Viva Ancora in my Ironman best, helping them as much as possible. Really which ever form you get you won't be sorry the protagonists and peevies can have you laughing loudly. But be aware of the language there is quite a bit so if that bothers you this series isn't for you.

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  • erobbins33
  • 02-07-20

Super interesting and FUNNY!

If you've read or listened to this series so far, and loved it, you will LOVE this book, too. Supremely interesting and engaging! I cannot wait to read more by this author. Yeah, he sometimes gets a little non-PC....But, he's always funny if you aren't super-easily offended. That said, if you've enjoyed the series so far, you will enjoy this one, too. Salman is the perfect narrator for it. His voices for Moe and Smokes are perfect!

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  • Amber Strange
  • 01-07-20

Awesome continuation!

I love zombie books, however, you don't often find anything too original about the new ones put out. Bonds puts a new spin on an old subject. His series is full of horror, humor, dispare, hope and takes blue balls to a whole new level. Not for the faint of heart or for bleeding hearts.

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  • Brian Ragan Mooneyhan
  • 27-10-20

Just a great series!!

I just love this series, the things Moe comes out with just make me laugh out loud for real alot of times. Can't wait for the next book!

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  • Charlene
  • 23-10-20

The Aventures of Mo and cast continues....

This series continues to expand the cast and stories and definately keeps you interested. Love the narration, Salzman dies a great job. Javan's descriptions are real and vivid. Looking forward to Book 8

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  • Nick Sherman
  • 16-10-20

Hurry up and come out with the next book.

Awesome journal book whatever you call it. kinda wonder what this guy is like in life.

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  • Shanna Tidwell
  • 02-09-20

Still alive and still awesome!

Not as funny as some of the past books but a ton more action!m than the others! We are getting so much of all the different characters and story lines. The series just continues to be amazing! Narration by Salzman is perfection! I was given this free review copy audiobook at my request and have voluntarily left this review

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  • ronda
  • 25-07-20

very funny

I ended up up liking this slot repeats a few things that could have done without but doesn't take away from book ready for more Mr Javan get to to work

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  • LKandler
  • 19-07-20

hilarious listen

This was an interesting listen. Well written and hilarious. Although I thoroughly enjoyed this book I don't feel like I got enough of Mo. The narrator did an excellent job with all the intonations and accents.

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  • Todd (Toad) Vogel
  • 15-07-20

Great series so far

I've really enjoyed this series and will certainly enjoy it to the end. It's a zombie apocalypse and a bit of a comedy! The series has made me laugh all the way through until this book. This book still had some jokes but it took a more serious turn. I think it was needed at this point in the story, but I really enjoy the laughs that this series brings. Can't wait for the next book!

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