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We Used to Have Money, Now We Have You!: A Dad's Bedtime Story

Narrated by: Phonte Coleman, Zo!
Length: 4 mins
Categories: Children, Ages 0-4
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Summary

The highs and lows of modern-day fatherhood. We Used to Have Money, Now We Have You is a bedtime story from a dad’s perspective using wit and pragmatism to remind children that a parent’s love is infinite, but patience and finances are not.

©2018 Beryl of Monkeys (P)2018 Beryl of Monkeys

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  • Cat Taylor
  • 08-07-18

Used to is Right!

LOL, what a fool believes! Hilarious but factual take on the changes that having children bring to your life. The narrator has a great voice. The music is soulful and the ad libs are hilarious.

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  • kinyel ferguson
  • 27-05-18

Hilarious

I loved listening to this audiobook, especially the ad libs. The music is dope!! Great purchase.

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  • Kindle Customer
  • 29-11-19

Loved it

Just amazing. Best 3.95 I ever spent. I'll listen repeatedly. The beat and the vocals are all just so we'll done

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  • Dina H.
  • 18-09-19

Super Cute and clean

Loved this. Loved that Phone narrated. Very Cute, funny, and smart. Worth the price of purchase.

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  • Melanie Anderson-Stampley
  • 23-05-18

A Must Listen

This is one of the most trill Children Stories accompanied by an Audio Book I’ve heard in a long time. This is up there with “Go the F to Sleep” w/Samuel Jackson! Definitely for the adults lol

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  • D. Mingo
  • 22-05-18

Hilarious and Adorable

I love this! We don't have kids yet but this is content I can appreciate. Phonte's adlibs are hilarious and the tunes by Zo are dope as always. This might be the only audio kids book I'd ever listen to on repeat.

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  • B.
  • 22-05-18

The best thing I’ve heard in years

Phonte brings a little bit of a Michael McDonald meets Percy Miracles talent to one of the funniest and most honest looks at being a dad with a young child.

The story is great, the music is great, and the narration is hilarious.

All the awards for this joint!

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  • Mellero47
  • 22-05-18

A cautionary tale

Good story, only as long as it needs to be, price is right. Well done.

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  • Sheila Spotts-Murphy
  • 22-05-18

True and hilarious!

Cracked up when Phonte used the words "functionally broke"! Excellent performance by the whole team!

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  • Austin Shemenski
  • 21-05-18

hilarious story

I love the harmonies and instrumentals accommodating Phonte's narration. I rate this audio book 5/5.