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The Pop Tart Insurrection

Magnus Haycock Series, Book 1

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The Pop Tart Insurrection

By: Marcus Herzberg
Narrated by: Marcus Herzberg
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When his new toaster shreds his Pop Tart, Magnus Haycock has had enough with humankind’s incompetence and decides to take over the world. But first he has to graduate from high school. Magnus employs his razor-sharp wit to narrate his quest, along the way ranting about everything from the creepiness of mother-son dances to the dishonesty of no-stir peanut butter. Magnus is forced to accept a scholarship to a snooty liberal arts college where he suffers through boring classes and a dull social life. After feigning an emotional disability, Magnus convinces the college to grant him a very unconventional comfort animal. An altercation with an upperclassman requires Magnus to defend himself before the Student Life Committee, with a little help from his absentee father. Will Magnus’ transgressions derail his plans for world domination, or will they spark a revolution?

©2020 Marcus Herzberg (P)2023 Marcus Herzberg
Literature & Fiction Satire Comedy

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