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Apropos of Nothing

By: Woody Allen
Narrated by: Woody Allen
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The long-awaited, enormously entertaining memoir by one of the great artists of our time.

In this candid and often hilarious memoir, the celebrated director, comedian, writer, and actor offers a comprehensive, personal look at his tumultuous life. Beginning with his Brooklyn childhood and his stint as a writer for the Sid Caesar variety show in the early days of television, working alongside comedy greats, Allen tells of his difficult early days doing standup before he achieved recognition and success. With his unique storytelling pizzazz, he recounts his departure into moviemaking, with such slapstick comedies as Take the Money and Run, and revisits his entire 60-year-long and enormously productive career as a writer and director, from his classics Annie Hall, Manhattan, and Hannah and Her Sisters to his most recent films, including Midnight in Paris. Along the way, he discusses his marriages, his romances, and his famous friendships, his jazz playing, and his books and plays. We learn about his demons, his mistakes, his successes, and those he loved, worked with, and learned from in equal measure.

This is a hugely entertaining, deeply honest, rich and brilliant self-portrait of a celebrated artist who is ranked among the greatest filmmakers of our time.

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The gold here is that Woody narrates his own text, so you're having it read to you as it is meant to be read and you're getting the treat of the Woodman's Brooklyn brogue throughout.

Where you fall on the various controversies surrounding Woody is up to you, of course - I admire the guy and I know what I want to believe, and certainly he puts forward a compelling argument in his defence. If nothing else then you would certainly be persuaded to be on the opposite side of the road when Mia Farrow's walking down it!

Beyond that is the enormous body of work, the seemingly endless string of movies that may only be drying up now as a consequence of the #MeToo fallout. Woody talks at good length about his experiences of breaking into the business and covers most of his pictures at some depth. There's an endearing bewilderment at his own success, a modesty that cascades into the traditional self-depreciating humour that peppers the book. Woody's a funny man, and there were various moments listening to this when I was fortunate for the lockdown as I could laugh openly without any sense of worry over doing so in public.

Best of all, like his films Woody doesn't outstay his welcome. There's the potential for a 40-hour listen, given the length of his career, the sheer number of anecdotes, the length of time he could spend listing his grievances... Instead it's not even a third of that running time. His gift for brevity extends to the autobiography he's presenting here, not before time and no doubt long awaited. It's a breezy and essential piece of work.

His Master's Voice

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Fantastic, funny and interesting. Many crowd followers, probably me included should read this account and feel shame. I will not jump on the bandwagon in future and look more closely and believe a bit less at headlines. Really good listen. One I got over the strong New York accent and delivery, as an Englishwoman, I loved it.

Woody Allen is innocent.

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I really enjoyed listening to Woody talk about his standup career, his childhood, and how he got started in movies.

A large chunk of the book is devoted to the accusations made him against him (investigated and found to be without basis), which is a shame but it's understandable he would want to tell his side of the story. This part is a compelling listen but in a different way.

His voice sounds old obviously but the wit is fully present. Highly recommended.

Telling his side of the story

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I blitzed through this. I love Woody Allen’s ability to take on deep, dark subjects and make them feel so gentle. It was also eyes opening to hear about the actual facts of the allegations and learn that he didn’t in fact, marry his daughter. I even enjoyed the early childhood stories which I usually skip over in autobiographies.

Like Listening To A New Great Woody Movie

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Loved this book. Great having Woody himself read it. I was particularly interested in hearing about every film he’d worked on and how he rated it. Glad to know that ‘Sleeper’, ‘Manhattan murder mystery’, ‘Broadway Danny Rose’, ‘Radio Days’ and ‘Midnight in Paris’ are favourites of his. As he said, it was a pity he had to go into the completely ridiculous allegations that he molested his daughter Dylan, very impressed with how he was able to recall all the colourful characters he’s met along the way.

Wonderful read

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