Samuel Cottontail
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Samuel Cottontail

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Samuel Cottontail is a member of one of the most elite secret societies in existence. This society is so exclusive that no U.S. Presidents or Ivy League students have ever been invited to join. It’s a true samurai of the clandestine. Inspired by clichés and puns, Samuel's writing follows no consistent genre. Instead, his work just offers readers an informal invitation into his trite way of thinking. When not writing, he plays lighthearted tricks on his houseplants, exposing them to unexpected pH levels and synthetic light. His goal is to encourage them to evolve into animal-like life forms, or at the very least to grow small ears. He may not be a constable, but he serves you nonetheless. This is not with lawsuits, but by teaching you (between the lines) how to covertly subvert those who aim to mess with your mind. Samuel Cottontail tirelessly has your best interest at heart and while your appreciation isn’t necessary, it’s never taken for granted.
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