Eileen Wharton
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Eileen Wharton

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Eileen Wharton is not the naughty great-grandaughter of Edith Wharton. She is currently employed by MI5 but has had various jobs including: wigmaker to Donald Trump, and Megan Fox’s stunt double. She also tells lies for a living. She currently has five ‘lively’ offspring ranging from thirty-four to fifteen years of age and has no plans to procreate further much to the relief of the local schools and police force. She also has two beautiful granddaughters. Her first novel, ‘Shit Happens’ was published in 2011 to worldwide critical acclaim. She’s also won awards for exaggeration. It did top the Amazon humour chart so she’s officially a best-selling author. Her first children’s picture book, ‘The Shmoogly Boo’ was published in the same year. ‘The M Word’ which she calls her menopause novel, is out in audiobook and the kindle and paperback versions are to follow. She is co-writing a sitcom with her sexy fiancé (AKA Hatman) when she manages to get him out of bed. She teaches English to teenagers and lives on a council estate in County Durham. She has never eaten kangaroo testicles, is allergic to cats and has a phobia of tinned tuna.
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