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Pounded in the Butt by My Irrational Bigoted Fear of Humans Who Were Born as Unicorns Using a Human Restroom

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Pounded in the Butt by My Irrational Bigoted Fear of Humans Who Were Born as Unicorns Using a Human Restroom

By: Chuck Tingle
Narrated by: Sam Rand
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When Honch sees what he thinks is a unicorn using the human restroom at a local diner, he's immediately sent into a belligerent state of bigoted rage, culminating in a massive heart attack that leaves him flat on his face.

Fortunately, Kipper, a man who was born as a unicorn, is there to help, saving Honch's life despite their differences. Suddenly, a dialog is opened between Kipper and the angry, self-hating Honch, who eventually learns the error of his ways.

But when Kipper leaves, Honch finds his irrational fear-of-a-unicorn-in-the-human-restroom manifested as a handsome sign that won't go quietly. Soon enough, Honch is overcoming his extremist fears...by taking them in his butt!

This erotic tale is 4,200 words of sizzling human on gay sentient emotional response action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, cream pies, facials, voyeurism, and living restroom sign love.

©2016 Chuck Tingle (P)2017 Chuck Tingle
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