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    • Scattered, Smothered, and Chunked

    • Bubba the Monster Hunter, Season 1
    • By: John G. Hartness
    • Narrated by: Andrew McFerrin
    • Length: 10 hrs and 16 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 7
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 7
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 7

    Scattered, Smothered, and Chunked collects the entire first season of Bubba the Monster Hunter from his first graveyard-splattering adventure in Voodoo Children to the stunning cliffhanger at the end of Final Countdown! Fans of the rollicking redneck monster hunter will find plenty of value in this massive collection of monsters, strippers, beer, and bullets!

    • 2 out of 5 stars
    • Childish

    • By Christopher Young on 23-02-17

    Regular price: £24.19

    • Shingles Audio Collection Volume 1

    • Shingles Series, Volume 1
    • By: Robert Bevan, Rick Gualtieri, Steve Wetherell, and others
    • Narrated by: Cassandra Myles, Cal Wembly
    • Length: 13 hrs and 40 mins
    • Original Recording
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    The collection begins with "The Ghost of Hooker Alley," which introduces listeners to 10-year-old Sarah and six-year-old Tommy. After a quick bus ride into town to buy a gun, Sarah and Tommy think their problems are all but solved. That is, until a creepy weirdo follows them into an alley. But they aren't the only ones in that alley.... "The Monkey's Penis" features Chris, a teenage boy who receives a birthday gift unlike any other. In "Gary's Children," a man's quest for stress relief leads to terror, and an unexpected kidnapping takes place in "Aliens Wrecked Our Kegger."   

    Regular price: £19.29

    • Year One

    • A Quincy Harker, Demon Hunter Collection
    • By: John G. Hartness
    • Narrated by: James Foster
    • Length: 12 hrs and 22 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 9
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 9
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 9

    There are things in this world that men and women aren't meant to understand. We aren't supposed to know these things exist, much less how to fight them. The things that go bump in the night, the monsters in the closet, the shadow out of the corner of your eye - that's where I live.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • A joy to listen to

    • By j tracey on 23-04-16

    Regular price: £24.19

    • Amazing Grace

    • By: John G. Hartness
    • Narrated by: Laurel Schroeder
    • Length: 6 hrs and 29 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 1
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      5 out of 5 stars 1
    • Story
      5 out of 5 stars 1

    Lila Grace Carter talks to dead people. Admittedly, that's not out of the ordinary in Lockhart, South Carolina. In her words, "I'm Southern. We all talk to dead people down here. As a matter of fact, I don't believe I can truly trust anybody that doesn't speak to at least two or three dead relations on a daily basis. The difference is, they talk back to me." Now there's a murderer on the loose in Lockhart, and Lila Grace is the only one who knows a crime was committed. Can she convince the sexy sheriff that Jenny Miller didn't fall down the steps on her own? Will she catch the killer?

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • CAN WAIT FOR THE NEXT INSTALMENT

    • By Jeff on 26-07-18

    Regular price: £16.09

    • Grits, Guns & Glory

    • Bubba the Monster Hunter, Season 2
    • By: John G. Hartness
    • Narrated by: John Solo
    • Length: 12 hrs and 56 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 1
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 1
    • Story
      3 out of 5 stars 1

    Bubba's back, and he's dealing with his brother, Jason, once and for all! This is the collected edition of Bubba the Monster Hunter Season 2, collecting everything since Scattered, Smothered & Chunked. Also included: a special preview of Raising Hell, a new novella from John G. Hartness and White Lightnin', a Beauregard the Monster Hunter short story!

    Regular price: £24.19

    • Hot Blooded - A Bubba the Monster Hunter Novella

    • Bubba in Fairyland Series, Book 3
    • By: John G. Hartness
    • Narrated by: John Solo
    • Length: 3 hrs and 48 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 2
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      5 out of 5 stars 2
    • Story
      5 out of 5 stars 2

    Dragons. Faeries. Magic. Rednecks. This ain't your daddy's fairy tale. Unless your daddy was a defensive end for the Georgia Bulldogs. In the third installment of the Bubba in Fairyland saga, Bubba and his band of merry men and women are still on the hunt for his missing sister. Their journey this time brings them to the Summer Court, home of Titania and Oberon, neither of whom are fans of giant rednecks with giant guns. Top find Bubba's missing sister, they have to find a dragon. But first, Bubba has to find his way out of this patch of woods without getting everybody killed!

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • CAN WAIT FOR THE NEXT INSTALMENT

    • By Jeff on 26-07-18

    Regular price: £13.79

    • Calling All Angels: A Shadow Council Case Files Novella

    • Quest for Glory, Book 1
    • By: John G. Hartness
    • Narrated by: James Anderson Foster
    • Length: 2 hrs and 54 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 2
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      5 out of 5 stars 1
    • Story
      5 out of 5 stars 1

    They are humanity's defense against the supernatural. They are the light in the darkness. They are the guardians that walk in the night. They are the Shadow Council. Joanna Harrison is a freelance editor, working mother, and loving daughter. She is also the great-granddaughter of legendary steel driving man John Henry, and she has taken up his hammer to fight against the monsters that threaten her family and her world. She is Jo Henry, and she packs one hell of a punch.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • an epic story between light and dark

    • By Jeff on 12-02-18

    Regular price: £6.39

    • The Cambion Cycle

    • Quincy Harker Year Two
    • By: John G. Hartness
    • Narrated by: James Anderson Foster
    • Length: 14 hrs and 10 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 7
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 7
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 7

    Collecting four novellas into one volume, The Cambion Cycle sees Harker and his cohorts battling bigger threats, teaming with legends of folklore, and trying to save the world from a demonic horde. All with snark, flair, and heaping helpings of bloodshed and mayhem.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • not your usual type of demon hunter He does it all

    • By Jeff on 05-09-17

    Regular price: £23.49

    • Devil Inside: A Quincy Harker, Demon Hunter Novella

    • Quest for Glory, Book 2
    • By: John G. Hartness
    • Narrated by: James Anderson Foster
    • Length: 3 hrs and 2 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 1
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 1
    • Story
      5 out of 5 stars 1

    The Quest for Glory continues as Quincy Harker travels to Charleston looking for a missing Archangel and becomes embroiled in local magical turf wars and potentially murderous politics. Things really heat up when an evil wizard tries to burn the city to the ground, with Harker at ground zero in the conflagration! Glory gave up her wings to save the world; now, Harker and the Shadow Council are working to get them back. To do that, they have to locate eight AWOL Archangels and convince them to go back to work.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • quincey is just fantastic again

    • By Jeff on 26-07-18

    Regular price: £13.79

    • The Black Knight Chronicles Continues

    • By: John G. Hartness
    • Narrated by: Nick J. Russo
    • Length: 18 hrs and 29 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      3.5 out of 5 stars 3
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 3
    • Story
      3.5 out of 5 stars 3

    In the fourth installment of The Black Knight Chronicles, Jimmy Black is having a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day and a darned fine pity party, serving the finest alcohol, when a call from his not-quite-girlfriend-cop forces him to sober up and stare at jawbones. "Cold case" takes on a whole new meaning when vampire detectives risk life and limbs (literally) to connect a series of decades-old kidnappings in Charlotte with current missing persons cases. All clues lead through the veil of Faerieland to the legendary Goblin's Market, a magical bazaar where anything is available--for a price. The boys can barely stay out of trouble in Charlotte. As fresh meat at The Market, they'll be lucky to survive the day.  

    Regular price: £22.89

    • Raising Hell

    • A Quincy Harker, Demon Hunter Novella
    • By: John G. Hartness
    • Narrated by: James Foster
    • Length: 2 hrs and 38 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 2
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 2
    • Story
      5 out of 5 stars 2

    Straight out of the pages of the legendary vampire novel Dracula comes a demon hunter for the modern world. Mina Murray and Jonathan Harker had a son. They named him Quincy. His guardian angel calls him Q. Dracula calls him nephew. Demons call him The Reaper.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • This is cool. Just get it!!!!

    • By Tony Bough on 09-12-15

    Regular price: £6.59

    • Hard Day's Knight

    • Black Knight Chronicles, Book 1
    • By: John G. Hartness
    • Narrated by: Nick J. Russo
    • Length: 5 hrs and 54 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 8
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 8
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 8

    This is not your ordinary fall weekend in Charlotte, North Carolina. Vampire private detectives Jimmy Black and Greg Knightwood have been hired to save a client from being cursed for all eternity, but end up in a bigger mess than they ever imagined. Suddenly trapped in the middle of a serial kidnapping case, Jimmy and Greg uncover a plot to bring forth an ancient evil. Soon, they've enlisted the help of a police detective, a priest, a witch, a fallen angel, and a strip club proprietor to save the world.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • dark black and humorous

    • By Jeff on 12-02-18

    Regular price: £19.39

    • Man in Black

    • The Black Knight Chronicles, Book 6
    • By: John G. Hartness
    • Narrated by: Nick J. Russo
    • Length: 6 hrs and 29 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 3
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 3
    • Story
      5 out of 5 stars 3

    Jimmy Black's knack for stumbling into the right place at the wrong time has landed him his dream job or worst nightmare - Master Vampire of the City. Almost everyone that works for him wants him dead. His best friend isn't speaking to him. His girlfriend is now his ex-girlfriend. And the Vampire Council has appointed a watchdog who'll decide if he lives past Thursday. He has a kidnapping to solve, monsters and demons to fight, and a whole new crime empire to figure out.

    Regular price: £19.39

    • Heaven's Door

    • Quincy Harker, Demon Hunter, Book 6
    • By: John G. Hartness
    • Narrated by: James Foster
    • Length: 3 hrs and 38 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 3
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 3
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 3

    He's finally found something to care about after a century of searching, but will he lose it all at the hands of his most dangerous foe yet? Seven years ago, Quincy Harker vanquished the demon Orobas and saved the city of Charlotte, NC from his evil plans. Or so he thought. Now the half-divine Nephilim are turning up dead in the Queen City, and it looks like Orobas is back to finish the job.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • AN EXCELLENT DDITION TO THE SERIES

    • By Mr. R. Esdaile on 26-01-17

    Regular price: £14.49

    • Back in Black

    • Black Knight Chronicles, Book 2
    • By: John G. Hartness
    • Narrated by: Nick J. Russo
    • Length: 5 hrs and 48 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 3
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 3
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 3

    In the second volume of The Black Knight Chronicles, vampire detectives Jimmy Black and Greg Knightwood investigate a series of assaults plaguing the alleys of Charlotte. Along the way they battle trolls, bigotry, fairies, dragons, and small minds on the way to a knock-down battle royal inside a steel cage. The boys find themselves fighting evil in alleys, trolls in bars, and dragons in FairyLand and trying to scrub the sparkle off after a battle with vicious fae in the hall of the fairy queen. Yeah, really. All that and vampires, too.

    Regular price: £18.79

    • Wine, Women, & Song: Bubba the Monster Hunter, Season 3

    • By: John G. Hartness
    • Narrated by: John Solo
    • Length: 14 hrs and 43 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      3 out of 5 stars 2
    • Performance
      3.5 out of 5 stars 2
    • Story
      2.5 out of 5 stars 2

    It's been a year since Bubba settled things with his crazy brother Jason once and for all, and what a year it's been! The third volume of collected Bubba stories contains more monsters, more inter-dimensional travel, more duels to the death, and more guitar solos than any other season of Bubba yet! Wine, Women, & Song is a collected edition including the novellas Moon over Bourbon Street, Night at the Museum, Midsummer, Oh Bubba, Where Art Thou?

    Regular price: £24.19

    • Heaven Sent

    • Quincy Harker Demon Hunter, Book 5
    • By: John G. Hartness
    • Narrated by: James Foster
    • Length: 3 hrs and 17 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 3
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 3
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 3

    Quincy Harker is walking on the side of the angels this time. Or at least beside an angel. It's the summer of 2009, and Harker, the immortal magic-wielding nephew of Dracula, has a brand-new guardian angel. Her name is Glory, and she's there to try to keep Harker from getting himself killed. Try is the operative word.

    Regular price: £14.49

    • Straight to Hell

    • A Quincy Harker, Demon Hunter Novella
    • By: John G. Hartness
    • Narrated by: James Foster
    • Length: 3 hrs
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 1
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 1
    • Story
      5 out of 5 stars 1

    Quincy Harker is back, and the stakes are higher than ever. The fate of the world rests on the shoulders of a swearing, drinking, misanthropic half-vampire with a bad attitude and an itchy trigger finger. Harker and his team of misfits have just a few days to prevent the actual end of the world, as a group of fanatics have kidnapped a young man thought to possess the power to open the Seven Seals.

    Regular price: £14.09

    • Paint it Black

    • The Black Knight Chronicles 4
    • By: John G. Hartness
    • Narrated by: Nick J. Russo
    • Length: 6 hrs and 13 mins
    • Unabridged
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    "Cold case" takes on a whole new meaning when vampire detectives risk life and limbs (literally) to connect a series of decades-old kidnappings in Charlotte with current missing persons cases. All clues lead through the veil of Faerieland to the legendary Goblin's Market, a magical bazaar where anything is available - for a price.

    Regular price: £19.39

    • In the Still of the Knight

    • The Black Knight Chronicles, Book 5
    • By: John G. Hartness
    • Narrated by: Nick J. Russo
    • Length: 5 hrs and 48 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 2
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 2
    • Story
      5 out of 5 stars 2

    Murders are happening outside Charlotte's hottest nightspots. A new vampire society has set up shop in the sewers. And Jimmy Black's about to run afoul of the Master of the City. If Jimmy weren't already a vampire, the week ahead would be the death of him.

    Regular price: £18.79

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