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    • It's Halloween, I'm Turning Green!

    • My Weird School
    • By: Dan Gutman, Jim Paillot
    • Narrated by: Andy Paris
    • Length: 1 hr and 11 mins
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    It’s Halloween, and you know what that means! Candy! Costumes! More candy! What would happen if a kid ate a million hundred pounds of chocolate in one night? One thing’s for sure - when A. J. and his friends from Ella Mentry School go trick-or-treating, it will be a Halloween to remember.

    Regular price: £9.99

    • The Kid Who Became President

    • By: Dan Gutman
    • Narrated by: Scott Shina
    • Length: 3 hrs and 52 mins
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    In America, they say any kid might someday be elected President. Well, 13-year-old Justin Moon did get elected President. The only problem is that now he has to actually serve in the nation's highest office. Being the leader of the most powerful country in the world is not as much fun as it sounds. Sure, the White House is filled with great stuff like its own movie theater, bowling alley, and swimming pool.

    Regular price: £17.59

    • Mr. Jack Is a Maniac!

    • My Weirder School, Book 10
    • By: Dan Gutman, Jim Paillot
    • Narrated by: Andy Paris
    • Length: 1 hr and 4 mins
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    My Weird School weirder than ever! Principal Klutz thinks the kids at Ella Mentry School need to learn some self-defense moves. But the guy he hired - Mr. Jack - thinks he's an action hero! He spends all his time looking in the mirror. He does everything in slow motion. How are the kids supposed to learn anything?

    Regular price: £9.69

    • The Kid Who Ran for President

    • By: Dan Gutman
    • Narrated by: Scott Shina
    • Length: 2 hrs and 35 mins
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    Some kids want to be President when they grow up. Twelve-year-old Judson Moon wants to be President right now! "Grown-ups have had a thousand years to mess up the world," Judson explains. "Now it's our turn." But running for President is hard. You have to kiss a zillion babies and shake a zillion hands, and say a zillion 'hellos'."

    Regular price: £14.19

    • Mission Unstoppable

    • The Genius Files, Book 1
    • By: Dan Gutman
    • Narrated by: Michael Goldstrom
    • Length: 6 hrs and 8 mins
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    Coke and Pepsi McDonald didn’t want to jump off a cliff. They didn't want to get hit by poisoned darts from blowguns either. And they certainly don't want to get locked in their burning school, thrown into a pit at the top of a sand dune, or drowned in a vat of liquefied Spam. But what are you supposed to do when you’re being chased across the country by your insane health teacher and two guys in bowler hats who are trying to kill you? One thing's for sure, it'll be a snap for Coke and Pep to write their essays on "How I Spent My Summer Vacation."

    Regular price: £19.69

    • My Weird School Special

    • Bunny Double, We're in Trouble!
    • By: Dan Gutman
    • Narrated by: Andy Paris
    • Length: 1 hr and 3 mins
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    A.J. and the gang from My Weird School star in this series of after-school, holiday-themed chapter audiobooks featuring all-new hilarious stories. Hip hop hooray! It's Easter! And this year, Mayor Hubble is hosting an Easter egg roll and a special egg hunt at the mayor's mansion. But when Mayor Hubble reveals that the prize golden egg has a thousand dollars inside it, the egg hunt becomes a wacky free-for-all with a photo finish! Bestselling author Dan Gutman brings his kid-friendly sense of humor to this all-new series of holiday adventures.

    Regular price: £9.69

    • From Texas with Love

    • The Genius Files, Book 4
    • By: Dan Gutman
    • Narrated by: Michael Goldstrom
    • Length: 5 hrs and 27 mins
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    The wackiest road trip in history continues in book four of the New York Times best-selling Genius Files series, following twins Coke and Pepsi as they dodge villains and visit weird-but-true landmarks from Texas all the way to Roswell, New Mexico. With the real-kid humor that has earned him millions of fans around the world, and featuring all-new weird-but-true locations around America, From Texas with Love is absolutely batty!

    Regular price: £19.69

    • Mr. Docker Is Off His Rocker

    • My Weird School, Book 10
    • By: Dan Gutman
    • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
    • Length: 54 mins
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    What could be weirder than a mad science teacher who invents a car that runs on potatoes and wants to take over the world? How about a bus driver who can't even "find" the weirdest school on the planet?

    Regular price: £8.89

    • Miss Lazar is Bizarre

    • My Weird School, Book 9
    • By: Dan Gutman
    • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
    • Length: 47 mins
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    Miss Lazar, the janitor, likes to dance around the school with a mop. She has a secret room in the basement where she keeps the bad kids, and she's the weirdest custodian in the world.

    Regular price: £8.89

    • You Only Die Twice

    • The Genius Files, Book 3
    • By: Dan Gutman
    • Narrated by: Michael Goldstrom
    • Length: 5 hrs and 49 mins
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    Just when they think they are safe, theMcDonald twins are chased by an evil Elvis impersonator, trapped in a pool of flesh-eating soda pop, nearly pulverized in a giant shredder, and crushed in a turbo-charged carnival ride. Worst of all, no one believes them! Will they make it out alive? Will they ever find out who's really after them? All bets are off in this explosive third book in the Genius Files series.

    Regular price: £16.99

    • Funny Boy Takes on the Chit-Chatting Cheeses from Chattanooga

    • By: Dan Gutman
    • Narrated by: Ray Chase
    • Length: 1 hr and 40 mins
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    When cows across the country go on strike and cause a nationwide cheese shortage, everyone initially welcomes Romano, Fontina, Mozzarella, and Monterey Jack. These cliche-cracking giant cheeseheads claim they will return cheese to supermarket shelves everywhere. But Funny Boy isn't fooled for a minute. He knows these moldy manipulators are malicious aliens. You can bet your bottom dollar that Funny Boy will burn the midnight oil to come up with an artillery of jokes to defeat these cheesy aliens.

    Regular price: £6.79

    • Funny Boy Versus the Bubble-Brained Barbers from the Big Bang

    • By: Dan Gutman
    • Narrated by: Ray Chase
    • Length: 1 hr and 51 mins
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    Funny Boy, a superhero who disarms villains with his powerful sense of humor, must save the Earth from a trio of bubble-headed barbers from another planet.

    Regular price: £6.79

    • Ms. Hannah Is Bananas

    • My Weird School #4
    • By: Dan Gutman
    • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
    • Length: 44 mins
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    Award-winning author Dan Gutman delivers the fourth amusing tale from his popular My Weird School series. Even for an art teacher, Ms. Hannah is pretty strange. She wears dresses made out of potholders and collects garbage instead of throwing it out—so her students can use it in their artwork. And now, she’s making A.J. be partners with smelly Andrea. This is going to be the worst art class ever!

    Regular price: £8.59

    • Mrs Yonkers Is Bonkers

    • By: Dan Gutman
    • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
    • Length: 54 mins
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    Something weird is going on! Mrs. Yonkers, the computer teacher, is the nerdiest teacher in the history of the world. She can type with her feet! She buys foam cheeseheads off eBay! She even puts a webcam on a turtle! Is she trying to take over the planet?

    Regular price: £5.19

    • Miss Suki Is Kooky!

    • My Weird School, Book 17
    • By: Dan Gutman
    • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
    • Length: 57 mins
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    Something weird is going on! Miss Suki is a famous children's book author - and she's coming to A.J.'s school! She lives in the rainforest and writes about endangered animals. But when her pet raptor gets loose in the classroom, it's the kids who are going to be endangered! Yikes!

    Regular price: £8.59

    • Mr. Louie Is Screwy!

    • My Weird School, Book 20
    • By: Dan Gutman
    • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
    • Length: 58 mins
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    Valentines Day is just around the corner, and Mr. Louie, the hippie crossing guard, wants everyone to fall in love. So he puts a secret love potion in the water fountain. Will A.J. have to kiss Andrea?

    Regular price: £8.89

    • My Weird School Special: Oh, Valentine, We've Lost Our Minds!

    • By: Dan Gutman
    • Narrated by: Andy Paris
    • Length: 1 hr and 6 mins
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    Life is weird! The weirdest Valentine's Day story in the history of the world!

    Regular price: £9.99

    • Mrs Kormel is Not Normal

    • By: Dan Gutman
    • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
    • Length: 44 mins
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    Something weird is going on! First the school bus gets a flat tire, and then Mrs. Kormel is totally lost in the middle of nowhere! Mrs. Kormel is the weirdest bus driver in the history of the world, and she's driving everyone crazy!

    Regular price: £5.29

    • Mrs. Patty Is Batty

    • By: Dan Gutman
    • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
    • Length: 53 mins
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    A.J. and the other students at Ella Mentry School brave trick-or-treating at the school secretary's house, even though it is supposedly haunted. Mrs. Patty, the secretary, gives out the best Halloween candy in the history of the world! But her house is haunted! People say she's a witch and her husband is a ghost. Is it worth A.J.'s risking his life for the best candy ever?

    Regular price: £8.89

    • Miss Holly Is Too Jolly!

    • My Weird School, Book 14
    • By: Dan Gutman
    • Narrated by: Jared Goldsmith
    • Length: 56 mins
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    Disaster reigns when A.J. participates in the school's holiday pageant celebrating Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa.

    Regular price: £8.89

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