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In which our intrepid correspondent barely contains himself talking about what you could say was a shoe-in for this year's Iraqi Funniest Videos competition.

In which our intrepid correspondent reflects on how empty our lives will be now that we have seen the last of the politicians debating each other for at least one whole year.

In which our intrepid correspondent finally stands up on his hind legs and rebukes the Breck Girl for his two Americas- those that barricade themselves from the press in hotel bathrooms and those that don't.

In which our intrepid correspondent suggests a few additions to the recent update of the list of deadly sins, according to the Catholic Church.

In which our intrepid correspondent voices his disappointment that the media attack deluge directed at talk show host Don Imus stopped right after he was fired.

In which our intrepid correspondent takes the Justice Department to task for obviously being unclear on the concept of their name.

In which our intrepid correspondent dreads a Summer of 50 dollar fill-ups and whines about it for approximately 90 seconds.

In which our intrepid correspondent continues to graciously hand out awards to a small group of public servants who have gone above and beyond the call of duty to make his job easier.

In which our intrepid correspondent comes to the sordid realization that he is in favor of misdemeanor child abuse.

In which our intrepid correspondent makes no accusations at all about the South Dakota Senator Tim Johnson tragedy, but IF it does play out there was hanky panky involved, then he proposes a bit of the old tit for tat.

In which our intrepid correspondent wages war with himself over the pros and cons of exercising his electoral muscle.

In which our intrepid correspondent ponders the President's perspicacious propensity for persistent pandering.

In which our intrepid correspondent puts on his best asbestos gloves to handle a hot subject.

In the premiere edition of Will Durst 0:90, Will observes that the Bush Administration is already getting into the Halloween spirit.

In which our intrepid correspondent mulls over the new game that is sweeping Washington - but not so much the rest of the country.

In which our intrepid correspondent hears your pleas and answers them with a long list of the good things George Bush has done for America.

In which our intrepid correspondent mutters aloud about the pressing concerns of...unh, something. Something really important, too.

In which our intrepid correspondent speaks about the holiday that features the best of all worlds: tryptophan poisoning and four story tall balloons careening off lampposts in downtown New York City.

In which our intrepid correspondent investigates the delicate dance around the question of who receives our blessing for developing nuclear weapons and who doesn't.

In which our intrepid correspondent wages war with himself over the pros and cons of exercising his electoral muscle.