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The Tingleverse is a vast place, with infinite layers of reality that abide by only own steadfast rule: love is real. With all these potential universes, it was only a matter of time before twice Hugo Award nominated author, Dr. Chuck Tingle, began telling stories of love between ladybucks and their beautiful bigfoot, dinosaur, unicorn and living object partners.

Bailey loves the video arcade, and spends most of her time at her local spot racking up high scores and running through pockets full of quarters. When she hears about an exclusive club up in the hills called The Tinglecade, however, Bailey sets out to find a way in. Eventually, Bailey finds herself at this mysterious arcade, but quickly realizes there’s much more at work here than just a few rare game cabinets. Now Jessica and Henry, a pair of gorgeous sentient arcade games, are treating Bailey to a three-player bisexual encounter unlike anything she’s ever experienced.

Joma’s tropical vacation is off to a rocky start when she learns the nearby beach cove is inaccessible to guests. Apparently, local legends of mermopeds in the ocean caves have caused scientists to close down the area and hunt for answers.

Robin has never heard a song that she liked, and she is perfectly fine with this fact. Still, it doesn’t stop her friends from trying to find the perfect record that will finally get Robin to tap her feet.

Kendra’s been having a terrible day, and it only seems to be getting worse. Between the jammed drawer that kept her from eating breakfast, or the flat tire on her car, Kendra’s beginning to worry that her big presentation as work is headed for a similar dose of bad luck. Fortunately, on the way to the office Kendra stumbles upon the planet Mercury herself, and quickly discovers that these unfortunate circumstances may be linked to the fact that Mercury is in retrograde.

Lara is a small town girl with dreams of the big city, and when she finally saves up enough for a five day vacation in New York, she decides to plan out everything down to the minute. Unfortunately, from the second Lara lands, she finds herself immediately falling behind. Forced to change her tight schedule over and over again, Lara finally breaks down and declares that she hates New York City.

Jasmine is a big city girl who’s been dragged out to the rodeo for a friend’s birthday party, and she’s having trouble fitting in with the country lifestyle. When Jasmine meets a beautiful pterodactyl named Rimbler, however, she lets down her guard to talk a little trash on the festivities.

There is no denying that food and sex go hand in hand, and never has this been more apparent than with Chuck Tingle’s sizzling erotic collection Sentient Lesbian Food Gets Me Off. Collected within are the most mouthwatering tales of erotic food and drink that you will ever indulge in.

When Alison is forced to move across the country for a new job at Tingle Industries, she finds herself in a complicated situation. On one hand, she’s able to buy her first house, something that Alison never would’ve dreamed possible. The unfortunate drawback is that she’s never seen the place in person.

Amy is on the hunt for the perfect Christmas tree, but after visiting every lot in Billings, she’s begging to worry that the perfect Christmas tree doesn’t actually exist. In a moment of inspiration, Amy attempts to get to the heart of the season by traipsing into the snow covered hillside and finding the perfect tree for herself, but what she discovers is so much more.

Vickibod Crame is new to the town of Sleepy Butthole, a recently hired schoolteacher who’s looking forward to calling this beautiful hamlet home. Unfortunately, she quickly discovers the townsfolk here are not as kind as she’s hoped. In fact, they’re downright rude. Now Vickibod is headed out to the old bridge on the night of a full moon, searching for the legendary headless buttwoman. It’s said this buttwoman once tried to turn Sleepy Butthole into a joyful place through voracious ass eating, but failed. Now Vickibod Crame is helping the headless buttwoman try again.

Michelle loves farmer’s markets, and is excited to learn about a mysterious night gathering that takes place before every full moon in the swamp outside of town. It’s difficult to find, but once Michelle arrives, she quickly discovers this isn’t your typical farmer’s market; it’s a market for witches. When Michelle stumbles upon the honey booth of a living tractor apiarist, she’s immediately smitten by the beautiful witch named Willa. Now Willa is inviting Michelle to try some honey at her hut in the woods, but is this really all just some kind of hedonistic sexual ritual?

Carly’s boss has announced that everyone is receiving a raise, and her coworkers are buzzing with excitement. The only catch, however, is they aren’t allowed to discuss how much of a raise they’ve received. This request seems fine, at first, but when Carly realizes she’s only getting five more cents a day, she becomes skeptical about Cobbler Corp’s motivations. Fortunately, the beautiful physical manifestation of her coworkers and her discussing their salaries even though their boss told them not to quickly arrives and gets to work setting things straight.

Jane is hoping to enjoy a nice dinner with her friend Brenna, but as soon as the night begins a conflict arises. Near the restaurant is a sad, lonesome T-Rex with a sign that says “debate me” rambling on and on about everything from "cancel culture" to “woke Stars War”. Fortunately, Jane and Brenna find the perfect solution to this strange dinosaur: They just ignore him. Can they maintain this self-imposed distance from the T-Rex who can’t stop proclaiming facts are better than feelings in this no sex tingler? The answer is yes, because this T-Rex is horrible.

After moving into her new home, Mina suffers from an unfortunate car accident that takes her life and transforms her into a very confused ghost. She’s also horrified to find that her new home is being purchased by someone else. Mina makes a few modest attempts at scaring away her unwanted housemates, but to no avail. However, after finding a strange refrigerator in the attic, Mina discovers another approach. Within the fridge is a sentient juice box named Buttlejuice, a wild woman with green hair and a plan to rid the house of its living inhabitants by means of carnal lesbian lust.

Harper is always on the go, efficiently working her way through life without a second of wasted time. It’s made her very successful, but it’s also made her careless. And soon enough, Harper discovers that she’s completely lost track of the present. Harper’s friend suggests getting a plant to take care of, hoping this could be a meditative experience for Harper. At first, it was, but soon enough, this sexy houseplant is introducing herself as Kobla, and bringing Harper along on an erotic, lesbian adventure.

Lena hates the idea of a weekend in Vegas, but she’s willing to put on a smile, and pretend for her friend Drimble’s bachelorette party in Sin City. When the ladies split up and start to gamble, Lena’s just too logical to play something where the odds are against her. But that’s when she stumbles upon the high-roller poker room. Now, Lena is playing heads up poker with a gorgeous lesbian unicorn, walking the line between strategic table talk and flirting. Things come to a head when the beautiful unicorn pushes all in on Lena....

Alison is a huge fan of the classic Broadway musical, Sabertooth Cats. When she gets a chance to work at the red carpet premiere and write a review of the film, she jumps at the chance, and after making a deep connection with one of the film’s Sabertooth Cats stars, the night couldn’t get any better. Soon enough, Alison and her beautiful prehistoric lover are locked in a wild lesbian encounter.

After returning to her small town of Christmas Falls from a life in the big city, Kelsi is hoping to start fresh with her very own chocolate milk brewery. Things are going well, but when she receives a letter from a secret admirer and instructions to wait until Christmas before opening, her business skyrockets. Everyone in town is wondering who Kelsi’s Christmas admirer might be. Could it be the sentient manifestation of a holiday film featuring a vanilla couple on the cover who works across the street at a rival chocolate milk brewery?

Like most people, Karly’s Thanksgiving is a little different this year. Karly’s family is celebrating over video chat instead, which is great, but after a frozen microwave dinner, Karly ends up feeling as though she’s only had half a Thanksgiving. This prompts her to head to the grocery store for a traditional holiday meal of her own. It’s here that Karly meets Bindle, a sexy, sentient cranberry sauce who promises to give her the full Thanksgiving experience. This erotic tale is 4,000 words of sizzling human-on-cranberry sauce action and hardcore lesbian food love.