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In which our intrepid correspondent speaks from an 8 year old heart on the beginning of the greatest time of the year: the opening of baseball season!

In which our intrepid correspondent figuratively shoots a Supersoaker at the Olympic Torch, but with, as always, a modicum of taste. No MSG.

In which our intrepid correspondent verbally illuminates how to tell who wins the upcoming combat between our two major political behemoths.

In which our intrepid correspondent walks John McCain down Wall Street under a steel umbrella to repel the falling stock brokers.

In which our intrepid correspondent graciously gives awards to the small group of public servants who have gone above and beyond the call of duty to make his job easier.

In which our intrepid correspondent juggles the pros and cons of having a chief executive comfortable with the written word - and coming down firmly on the side of the former.

In which our intrepid correspondent waxes eloquently about the upcoming landmark celestial event, in a chauvinistic Northern Hemispheric way.

In which our intrepid correspondent eviscerates the last two old rich guys standing.

In which our intrepid correspondent pompously yet proficiently practices the art of punditry in this post Pennsylvania presidential primary process.

In which our intrepid correspondent muses about the supernatural and its effect on a revitalized electorate.

In which our intrepid correspondent revels in the return of the self immolating Democrats, so long in coming.

In which our intrepid correspondent offers up some unsolicited advice to the legions of whale rescuers: leave them alone!

In which our intrepid correspondent marvels at the hair helmet who has perfected the first lesson of getting caught red handed: deny, deny, deny.

In which our intrepid correspondent investigates the delicate dance around the question of who receives our blessing for developing nuclear weapons - and who doesn't.

In which our intrepid correspondent laments his inability to maintain the proper respect necessary for a career in politics.

In which our intrepid correspondent marvels at the rare confluence between of our two biggest cultural touchstones: drinking and voting.

In which our intrepid correspondent discusses survival techniques for the bravest of us who plan on fighting the discount fight on the busiest shopping day of the year.

In which our intrepid correspondent rants a bit, discussing the really scary prospect of women becoming men's equals and what a come down that would be for them.

In which our intrepid correspondent breaks that whole "don't touch Sarah Palin with a 10-foot pole" stance of the Republican Party.

In which our intrepid correspondent ruminates on the human penchant for holiday sacrifice. And he ain't talking about tithes neither.