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NATIONAL BESTSELLER Join the world’s greatest detective, Nate the Great, as he solves the mystery of the lost picture! Perfect for beginning readers and the Common Core, this long-running chapter book series will encourage children to problem-solve with Nate, using logical thinking to...

For his 11th birthday, Pickles’s quirky great uncle, Professor Noodlemind, gives the boy the best gift in the world: a new cloned brother named Andy. Unfortunately, something goes wrong in the cloning process, and Andy now has an unusual affliction–his skin produces chocolate.

No one came to 11-year-old Michael Pumpernickel's birthday party, not even his invisible friend. The clown was a no-show, and his brother's dog tried to escape and got caught in the act. Maybe it's because he's awkward and carries a fanny pack. Or maybe it's because he really likes school. But nothing is going right in Michael's life, until one day everything does. After receiving a mysterious letter, he finds himself in the middle of an unlikely adventure, the center of an age-old prophecy about an enchanted magical forest.

Angus and Lucy love books. They have hundreds of them. But when the books are taken away, Angus and Lucy's family soon discover they cannot live without them.

Too-smart-for-his-own-good Oscar meets fellow fifth grader Timothy, who he discovers has a secret power—mind control to change people’s minds, making them do whatever he wants. Oscar uses his new friendship to get out of detention and ace a history presentation. But when they have a sleepover and Timothy empowers Oscar with a limited ability of time travel, the two figure out how not to use their powers even in the most desperate of moments.

It is a tale of the day the Reenie came to town, a town a lot like yours or mine. Never forget that dead things long to rise, with whispered rumors carrying our naughty little secrets to the far corners of the Earth. And lurking in the deepest, darkest, dankest hole, the Reenie watches and waits.

Looks like someone rubbed there stinky smelly feet all over your stocking. Hopefully it doesn't smell too bad. At least now you can find out what makes your feet smell, what type of foot disorders exist, how bacteria can grow, and the record for the biggest, smallest, and smelliest feet - everything that you would ever want to learn about feet.

Oh snap, you just got a fart in your stocking. Whoever gave it to you is pretty awesome. Now take some time to learn some fart facts, like the speed of farts, who farts more - men or women, fart entertainers, yoga poses for passing gas, and other fun fart facts for someone's Christmas stocking. Oh yeah, you just farted on their stocking.

I Peed in Your Stocking is an educational, fun-filled, gross fact book all about urine. Learn what causes you to urinate, weird facts about urinating, fun animal facts about urine defense mechanism, and much more.