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Inside this audiobook, you will find: Funny nonsense from my mind. Zany rhymes and slimy tales.

Skateboarder Michel is freaking out as his cousin Romain has gone missing. Michel sticks his head through a hole in the garden fence and is sucked into a giant vortex. He ends up in a mysterious corridor, with doors leading to strange worlds. He also meets Duke, a food-obsessed, sarcastic Basset Hound dog, who is searching for his brothers. Together, they hunt for their missing relatives, unaware that they are also being hunted by the Master, a villain with a dandruff problem.

Laissez-moi vous présenter mes limaces héroïques : Steve la Limace, Général Fairfax la Limace, Gino la Limace, Akira la Limace Ninja, Sélina la Limace et bien d'autres encore. Ce sont mes meilleurs amis, mes loyaux serviteurs, mes courageux soldats et mon unique source de protéines. Les limaces sont utiles, habiles, colorées, comestibles et elles n'hésiteront pas à vous couvrir d'un mucus gluant si vous osez insulter ma moustache, M. Snazzy!

Conozcan a mis herócias Babosas. Steve, la Babosa, El General Fairfax la Babosa, Gino la Babosa, Akira la Babosa Ninja, Selina la Babosa y muchas, muchas más. Ellas son mis mejores amigas, mis más leales sirvientes, mis valientes soldados y mi única fuente de proteína. Las babosas son útiles, habilidosas coloridas y comestibles y te cubrirán de baba pegajosa si te burlas de mi bigote ¡el Señor Elegante!

Nine-year-old Florin is a thirsty vampire. The reason? Most of his blood has been sucked out by his friend, Nicu. Florin rampages through the town of Biertan, drinking as much blood as he can. Soon everyone in Biertan is low on blood, and seeking revenge on all vampires.

Brave little Nicu, a nine-year-old vampire, has finally gotten his fangs! Sweet! The bad news is that his mean and spiteful elder brother Adam has convinced Nicu that his new fangs are way too small. To get fangs as big as Adam's, Nicu must drink the blood of a humongous and scary ogre with really tough, hard to puncture skin. Oh, and the ogre just hates vampires!

In a spooky house deep in the mountains of Transylvania lives Nicu, a fangless vampire. Yes, that's right, fangless! Teased by his friends, taunted by his big brother, and almost disowned by his parents, Nicu will do anything he can to get his fangs and beat the bullies.