A little over a month ago, JC and I were in Baltimore for the second MonsterErotica Book Con, and we had some big learnings. The epics highs and lowest of our con prep are all laid out bare along with some Baltimore city suggestions and general love for all of Chloe's monster lovers in arms.

Here, queer, and supplying 12 y/o girl drama! JC follows Aria, Spencer, Emily, and Hannah as they get abused all around this town. JC really lets his Fast and Furious freak flag fly while Chloe is spilling personal lore like a 15 year old with a Jager shot.

Ok, so we're a little late. Maybe Chloe is too burnt out and maybe JC is too hyped for Chile to focus. But that doesn't stop us from discussing the socio-economic inspiration for some lizards or the ways in which maybe our FMC is reinventing the South African Boer lie.

A book about the worst man in the world honorably fighting against the horrors of socialized healthcare. It's easy to see how this became a best seller.

Join us as JC drops more Kendrick references than Chloe can handle and we champion justice for the clown community and the violences committed against them by the institutions of cantankerous Swedish men.

Chloe's former Jane Austen girlie reawakens to walk JC through this alien-werewolf-regency romance. There are magic stones, forbidden love, and two gay autistic wolves inside of JC.

Do you know the band Slipknot? If not, do you know that one T-shirt that every hard rock kid in your high school wore?? Now imagine if their front man wrote a treatise on some of Christianity's most fundamental rules but understood nothing about them. JC is back with some Catholicism, some Nu Metal lore, and the white boy's version of Taylor Swift. Jump on in and see if you can guess which of the 7 deadly sins Corey Taylor will choose as the most important.

Do you ever ask, what Vlad the Impaler impaled your pussy? Well, does Chloe has the book for you! This week we have a self-circumcized vampire, JC's mildly offensive Romanian accent, more references to Morbius than any podcast needs, and alternative uses for Fenty body glitter.

Ladies, this one's for you. Join JC and Chloe to (loudly) discuss the most French book to date! We are not learning names or plots, but we are drinking inappropriate amounts at French children's birthday parties and having a little affair here or there. The chaos is there, the drama and there, and Chloe is telling everyone they are right.

Outro is produced by Liborio Conti