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Australia's number one podcast for all the footy news, views and opinions across the AFL season!Zero Access Footy
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  • Voss FINALLY Gone! | Zero Access Footy
    May 12 2026

    Voss is FINALLY gone… but can Carlton actually win the flag in 2026?


    In Episode 12 of Zero Access Footy, we react to Michael Voss stepping down, break down Hawthorn’s collapse against Fremantle, discuss North Melbourne’s near upset over Sydney, and ask the big question: who are the real contenders and pretenders this season?


    We also cover the latest tribunal drama, hand out Macca’s Man & Donkey of the Week, preview Round 10, and update the tipping leaderboard.


    👇 Drop your thoughts in the comments:

    Who replaces Voss at Carlton?

    Are the Blues genuine contenders?

    Who’s your biggest pretender in 2026?


    00:00 Voss FINALLY Gone! | Zero Access Footy

    04:47 Hawthorn choke against clinical Fremantle

    10:47 Roos nearly beat ladder-leading Swans

    14:11 Pendlebury’s Pies demolished by Cats

    19:06 Round 9 Reviewed - Blues impressive, Dogs sneak past, Rankine dominates Tigers

    22:27 Tribunal Tasks: Pickett not punished for bump

    24:34 Butters gets off somehow for bump

    26:42 Macca’s Man of the Week: Brownlow Bontempelli

    29:48 Donkey of the Week: Timekeeper Blunders

    31:23 Who are the Pretenders or Contenders in 2026?

    44:06 Top 4 battle of contenders in Lions v Cats

    47:16 Can North come close against Adelaide?

    49:12 Depleted Hawks to be picked off by Dees?

    51:26 Round 10 Preview + Tipping Leaderboard

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    55 mins
  • Should There Be EXTRA TIME In The AFL? | Zero Access Footy
    May 5 2026

    Should the Hawks have done enough to beat the Pies? We break down the draw that had everyone talking, plus the Adelaide Showdown delivers yet again. Are the Tigers and Eagles at a turning point, or is it wishful thinking?


    Behmmy's Tribunal Tasks covers Sam Clohsey's tackle, Patrick Cripps channels his inner Chris Judd, and Ben Long is just stupid. Malcolm Rosas Jr gets his flowers in Man of the Week, while Ben McKay and the Lions' whiteboard make for a controversial matchup.


    This week's big debate: should the AFL introduce extra time? We make the case for and against before previewing the Dockers and Hawks stepping up, Saints v Suns at Fortress Darwin, and Pendles' record breaking game.


    00:00 Should There Be EXTRA TIME In The AFL? | Zero Access Footy

    00:35 Should the Hawks have beaten the Pies?

    06:53 The Showdown delivers again

    13:37 Is this the turning point for the Tigers and Eagles?

    20:03 Round 8: Dogs fight, Blues and Roos collapse, Suns win expectantly

    23:55 Behmmy’s Tribunal Tasks - Sam Clohsey Tackle

    25:08 Patrick Cripps channels his inner Chris Judd

    26:54 Ben Long is stupid

    28:15 Macca’s Man of the Week - Malcolm Rosas Jr stands above

    32:19 Macca’s Donkey of the Week - Ben McKay’s low confidence and the Lions' whiteboard leak

    36:39 Should the AFL introduce Extra Time?

    42:32 Can the Dockers or Hawks step up?

    46:38 Can the Saints overcome Suns at Fortress Darwin?

    48:58 Can the Pies get up in Pendles’ record game?

    51:33 Tipping Leaderboard + Brisbane are upset + Melbourne find a way?

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    55 mins
  • AFL Reviews are a Disaster | Zero Access Footy
    Apr 28 2026

    On today’s episode of Zero Access Footy: The Suns are in the hot seat as we ask the question everyone’s thinking - are they overhyped frauds? We take a deeper look at the Hawks as Port neuter the Cats at home, plus the Orange Tsunami drown the Roos. The AFL has debacles all over the place with the Lance Collard tribunal disaster, plus admits big mistakes in the ARC. Pendles winds back the clock in game 431, Bolton and Jackson shine while Horne-Francis is finally coming good? Then we take a look through the big games of Round 8, and make some big predictions (correctly?).


    00:00 Intro

    00:36 Hawks demolish Suns

    00:56 Ruck v Ruck - Is Jarrod Witts the problem?

    04:39 Port neuter Cats - consistency is key

    08:16 Is Scott’s Cats’ reign finally over?

    12:02 Giants hold off the disappointing Roos

    17:51 Round 7 Wrap-Up

    22:21 Behmmy’s Tribunal Tasks

    22:56 Lance Collard tribunal appeal debacle - what is going on?

    26:02 AFL admits mistakes in ARC disaster

    30:36 Macca’s Man of the Week: Pendlebury's 4th ANZAC Medal

    33:36 Donkey of the Week: The ARC

    34:16 Gold Coast are trying to have their cake and eat it too - Are they frauds?

    43:24 Round 8 Preview: Hawks v Pies, Cats v Roos, Swans v Dees

    52:18 FootyTips Recap + Round 8 Predictions

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    55 mins
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