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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield

You Should Have Been a Meat Shield

By: Lucas Maxwell
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An actual-play Dungeons & Dragons Podcast.
We've been questing since 2022.

Follow us on Instagram @meat_shield_pod

Starring in alphabetical order:

Adelaide Underhill the halfling rogue (played by Alex Dunne)
Rowan Harcourt the human warlock (played by Chloe Homewood)
Sapphire Crow the tabaxi monk (played by Gráinne O'Brien)
Sybilline Ex'eventu the anteater wizard (played by Alex Foulkes)

Your Dungeon Master is Lucas "Zero Fun" Maxwell
Your friendly NPC is Ting the Verbeeg druid.

All artwork for the show by Gannucci Art.

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Episodes
  • You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 66: Chapter One: The Return of the Fart Jar

    You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 66: Chapter One: The Return of the Fart Jar
    May 25 2026

    The gang returns to Gauntlegrym to give Bruenor some sad news.

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    1 hr and 12 mins
  • You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 65: Chapter Two: I'm Feeling Neither Topsy Nor Turvy

    You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 65: Chapter Two: I'm Feeling Neither Topsy Nor Turvy
    May 18 2026

    The gang try to escape the underdark with a new group of NPCs and a hoard of drow elves on their tail...
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    1 hr and 26 mins
  • You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 65: Chapter One: Stool Sample

    You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 65: Chapter One: Stool Sample
    May 11 2026

    The group are in the Underdark, trying to rescue the warden of Revel's End, but all is not going to plan.
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    1 hr and 33 mins
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