- Baby armadillos at the homestead!

- One step closer to breathing through our butts

- Rome's sexy calendar priest scandal

- Disrupting ICE for good

- Chik-fil-a Mac n Cheese heist

- Japan's robot wolves

- Robot dog icons pooping Polaroids

- An escape plan for Escobar's hippos

- Ben Hooper in LA?! aka Mysterious highway emu

In this episode, Dustin gives us all a horrifying modern story of violence, warfare, and pseudo-redemption.

Then, Whitney breaks down the historical horrors of capitalism through the perspective of one of the best to do it.

As always, our humor is not suitable for most people. Enjoy!

- The Dolphin City Hoax

- The Triumphant Return of Afroman

- Boner Chocolate Recall

- World Record Nipples/Cheetozard

- Quadruple Amputee Murderer

- 73 Years of Digging Graves

- The Great Kit Kat Heist

In this episode, Whitney and Dustin break down the many reasons that aliens haven't contacted humans. From the cool and sexy, to the downright disgusting.

As always, our humor is not suitable for most people. Enjoy!

- Morris Bart is a vampire

- Olympic genital injection controversy

- You can't tase a mermaid

- Donkey's Place stolen whale penis

- Some birds really ARE drones

- Ace Ventura's 'Butt birth' rhino up for auction

- The Ben Hooper saga continues: Oddest unclaimed luggage items of 2025

- 'Smart underwear' to track your farts!

- AI fueled Satanic cults?!

In this episode, Dustin tells the tale of Arnold Paole, a Serbian vampire that haunted a village even after being staked. As well as, the story of the Jewett City vampires, in early New England history.

Then, Whitney spills the beans on Dr. Franz Mesmer, before getting into how you can spot a psychic vampire lurking in your midst!

As always, our humor is not suitable for most people. Enjoy!

- The infamous drunken raccoon incident

- Waymo Babies

- Stolen bus obeys the rules

- A sandwich for the record books

- Black Death roots

- Silly Silly buttholes

- Trapped in a giant vagina

- Surfing Otter attack!

In this episode, Whitney regales us with a tale of true survival. After a plane crash in the Amazon rainforest, a teenage girl must survive with her younger siblings, including her baby sister, for a ri-goddamn-diculous amount of time.

Then, Dustin details the dark story of England's youngest murderer in history.

As always, our humor is not suitable for most people. Enjoy!