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We Gauge Cage

We Gauge Cage

By: Brock Kircher & Brian Ambrosius
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 Two Best F***ing Friends Forever For Life For Real For Sure are very skeptical of whether Nicolas Cage is actually the "good" actor that everyone seems to accept he is. Truth be told, Brian and Brock haven't seen enough Nic Cage movies to be sure. So each week they will watch and review one of his movies, rated from worst to best, in an effort to gauge Cage's performance and ultimately decide whether or not he is worth his status as the World's Favorite Good Bad Actor.© 2026 We Gauge Cage Art
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  • 105 - Arcadian

    105 - Arcadian
    Jan 29 2026

    What would a podcast between two dudebros be if it didn't mention butt stuff, weiners, and neuroscientific observations regarding the mind's eye?

    This is what you came for.

    Brock and Brian break down the boarded-up windows of Nic's 2024 horror film Arcadian. Before that, they talk about aphantasia and hyperphantasia, they get The Runs, and they flirt a little.

    Let's get into it.
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    1 hr and 38 mins
  • 104 - Dream Scenario

    104 - Dream Scenario
    Jan 10 2026

    Psst! Hey you, kid. Over here.

    I got that new We Gauge Cage for ya. Fresh off the lot. Don't ask me how I got my hands on it. The details ain't important.

    Well hi everybody! The loveable scamps, Brian and Brock, are back! Delivering on their promise to watch the 2024 psychological think-piece "Dream Scenario."

    Before that, the boys catch up on TWO YEARS worth of life, they talk butt stuff, they draft their favorite celebs, and they get a little sexual.

    Soak it in. We've missed you, too.

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    1 hr and 29 mins
  • Butcher's Crossing (2023)

    Butcher's Crossing (2023)
    Dec 30 2023

    We're Back! A Dinosaur Story
    And these two dinosaurs, Brock and Brian, catch up and talk about the usual topics: eating, pooing, and animal moi-duh.

    Then we review Butcher's Crossing, a thriller(?) set in oldey times. Bald Nic!

    Get into it.
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    1 hr and 30 mins
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