Episodes

  • This Old Caradassian Deathtrap (DS9 S1:E1/2 "Emissary")
    Jun 13 2024

    At last, your favorite Star Trek podcast arrives at the shady port of call you have all been waiting for as V'Ger Please enters the Deep Space Nine era! Come along with us as we review "Emissary" where Commander Sisko has the worst employee orientation ever, magic orbs are immediately handed out, and the most consequential space hole of all time comes into being.

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    1 hr and 51 mins
  • Hasperat Homework (DS9 Prep Episode)
    May 30 2024

    Your hosts get ready to complete their PhD in Trek by going back to the classic texts in our official Deep Space Nine prep episode! Joseph and Peter review several key TNG episodes - "The Wounded", "Ensign Ro", "Chain of Command", and "Preemptive Strike" - to refresh themselves on key continuity and characters, and get more than a little lost reminding themselves how great Trek was at it's peak.

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    1 hr and 31 mins
  • VOY's Deepest Cuts (ST: Lower Decks "Twovix" Review)
    May 16 2024

    Sometimes, the universe sees fit to make something for a VERY specific group of people, and that day came when we watched the Lower Decks episode "Twovix"! Your hosts demand peak performance as they rate every single Voyager joke and reference for quality and accuracy, reflect on Lower Decks as a whole, and wonder if maybe - just maybe - someone somewhere heard our Barkeep Michael jokes and decided to run with it.

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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • Hell is Real ( Event Horizon Review)
    May 2 2024

    From our Patreon vault comes a review of one of the most underappreciated sci-fi/horror films ever made and personal favorite of both your hosts - 1997's "Event Horizon"! With Joseph and Peter VERY AWARE of tropes around portals to Hell, we dive deep on a movie with vision and ambition that is sorely missing in today's Hollywood offerings. Please enjoy, and if you like these 'extras', please support us on Patreon!

    https://www.patreon.com/vgerplease

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    1 hr and 24 mins
  • The Enterprise Series RIP!
    Apr 19 2024

    As was foretold, we have arrived at the end of the Heinous Trip at Warp 5 and now set the whole of Enterprise into it's deserved grave! What was the best? The worst? Was this show late breaking competence enough to make it worth watching at all? We dive deep as we always do to answer the tough question. Listen and enjoy!

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    1 hr and 28 mins
  • Enterprise Season 4 RIP!
    Apr 11 2024

    It's that magical time yet again as we reach the end of another Trek season and hand out all our awards for the Enterprise Season 4 RIP! This was a fantastic season of Trek, but we still have lists of the best things, the worst things, the OSHA violations, and so much more! Check it out!

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    1 hr and 18 mins
  • A Circus of Disservice (ENT S4 : E22)
    Apr 4 2024

    We enter the times that try men's souls as we review the most unfortunate series finale in Trek history as we review the infamous "These Are The Voyages...". That said...is it really as bad as everyone's says? yeah Trip gets the worst death scene of all time. Sure, the premise only makes a limited amount of sense. But....the worst Trek episode of all time? Is it even the worst episode of Enterprise Season 4? We got all the hot takes, so give it a listen!

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    1 hr and 6 mins
  • Interview with Tom Salinsky (Author of "Star Trek: Discovering the TV Series")
    Mar 31 2024

    It turns out Peter and Joseph are *not* the only nerds watching Trek and sharing their thoughts about it online! From across the pond we interview actor and author Tom Salinsky on his new book "Star Trek: Discovering the TV Series", wherein Tom documents his first own Trek thoughts and reviews. We dig deep on all the big questions: How did British people manage to watch Trek back in the day? Is the Motion Picture really that long? And was Captain Jellico right the whole time?

    Tune in for a great conversation, and buy Tom's book at the link below!

    https://www.amazon.co.uk/Star-Trek-Discovering-Original-Generation/dp/1399035045

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    58 mins