• How come there are no chicken nipples?
    Jul 31 2025

    Today's colorful podcast asks how come there are no chicken nipples; how easy was it to sell a book named Breasts; and the joys of catching an MLB foul ball.

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    17 mins
  • Merry Christmas in July! (and other stuff)
    Jul 22 2025

    Today's jaunt takes us back to the time I played a cruel joke on the neighborhood trash man and takes a look at one of our most offbeat holidays

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    15 mins
  • Summer needs "cool" clothes & my popularity is fleeting
    Jul 11 2025

    Today's topics: Summer needsd "cool" clothes and "cones of cool" and how did cave fathers to be know what color to paint the caves

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    20 mins
  • Golf at Oakmont & The US Open & Father's Day
    Jun 15 2025

    A grabbag of random sillies

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    16 mins
  • Memorial Day Observations
    May 26 2025

    Sure, war is hell, but without war the History Channel would become a real snoozefest and who wants that? Here are some observations on the holiday, a request to help name the wussy version of my Wild Turkey go-tp drink and the many ways in which I lust for the angry traffic flag waving gal.

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    16 mins
  • "We could all use a little space"
    May 15 2025

    Today the "Use All The Crayons!" podcast is considering matters of outer space...

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    16 mins
  • Derby leftovers, what the world will look like when we start breeding dinos in captivity, and making bad moods better
    May 8 2025

    Another popular grabbag of posts and tweets

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    14 mins
  • Would 300-lb jockeys make derby even more compelling? What about no jockeys
    Apr 30 2025

    The venerable Run for The Roses is one of my favorite sporting events. Here's how we can make it better ..

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    19 mins