Marilyn and Rebecca return for the first Two Left Feet of the year after a long festive break — and a lot has happened while they were away. With Christmas decorations barely packed up, they dive into a whistle-stop round-up of the last few weeks of Premier League drama.

There’s managerial mayhem at Chelsea and Manchester United, a title race that’s starting to take shape, and a relegation scrap that’s getting messier by the week. Arsenal are setting the pace, Villa refuse to go away quietly, and the bottom of the table looks like a game of musical chairs — just with fewer chairs every week.

It’s also the end of an experiment, as the show says goodbye to AI predictions and focuses firmly back on football, fun, and friendly nonsense. Expect clear explanations, silly comparisons, and the usual mix of insight and chaos — perfect for listeners who love football but don’t take it too seriously.

Key Themes:

• Festive football catch-up
• Managerial departures and off-pitch chaos
• The title race begins to stretch out
• Relegation fears and surprise revivals
• Mid-table madness and inconsistent form
• Light-hearted football chat with plenty of laughs

Rebecca and Marilyn return… slightly sticky from last week’s hot chocolate choir incident, but otherwise ready to talk football again.

In this episode, the duo squeeze in a quick dash through the midweek results, before diving into the weekend’s main drama — including Villa’s last-gasp winner against Arsenal, Sunderland’s heroic but unsuccessful scrap at City, and Liverpool accidentally starring in another Elland Road musical.

There’s the usual VAR grumbling, and disbelief at Burnley’s ongoing misery.

Then it’s over to Statisha, the only AI with both confidence and a losing record, as she picks apart her very mixed weekend predictions… before delivering her latest forecasts for Gameweek 16 with all the smugness of a robot who has never played football in her life.

Expect silliness, football tangents, festive nonsense, and two hosts who are absolutely not ready for the Tyne–Wear derby this weekend.

Key Themes:

• Quick-fire midweek roundup
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• Dramatic weekend matches
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• Arsenal stumble, Villa surge
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• Liverpool chaos (again)
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• Burnley misery bingo
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• The Tyne–Wear derby returns
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• Statisha’s prediction review + Gameweek 16 picks
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• Light-hearted silliness all the way through

Marilyn and Rebecca, fully committed to another round of Premier League chaos. This week, they dive into a wild set of weekend results — from late drama at the Etihad to Sunderland’s incredible home comeback — all sprinkled with their trademark silliness and non-football tangents.

With a rare double feature for our resident AI predictor, Statisha reviews how her weekend and midweek predictions fared (spoiler: she’s blaming “human unpredictability” again) before unveiling her fresh picks for the upcoming fixtures. No long intros, no tactical jargon — just fun, football, and a few festive mishaps.

Expect laughter, questionable logic, VAR moaning, and a surprising amount of Christmas-related nonsense… or as we call it: a normal episode of Two Left Feet.

Key Themes:

• Weekend breakdown
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• Statisha’s prediction review and fresh picks
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• Festive chaos and studio silliness
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• Accessible, light-hearted football chat

Marilyn and Rebecca are back — slightly disorganised, definitely over-caffeinated, and trying their best to remember how microphones work after two weeks off. The Premier League returned with a bang, and so did the chaos.

From Forest stunning Liverpool at Anfield to Arsenal dismantling Spurs in a one-sided derby, the weekend delivered drama in bulk. There’s laughter, confusion, and a few questionable tangents as the duo work their way through every twist of Gameweek Twelve.

And yes — Statisha is back too, armed with a fresh batch of predictions after her international break “recalibration”. Whether that calibration worked remains… unclear. She reviews her Gameweek Eleven performance before unveiling her next set of fearless (and probably doomed) predictions.

Expect silliness, football, side-tracked conversations, and at least one moment where someone forgets the scoreline mid-sentence.

Key Themes:

• Gameweek 12 review

• Rebecca and Marilyn’s long-break mischief

• How AI handles football predictions

• Chaos, VAR confusion, and surprise results

• Silly studio stories and warm humour throughout

Marilyn and Rebecca are back — dizzy, mildly caffeinated, and ready to unpack another weekend of Premier League mayhem. From Sunderland’s last-gasp equaliser against Arsenal to Liverpool’s latest stumble at City, the chaos just keeps on coming.

There’s laughter, light-hearted moaning about VAR, and a healthy dose of nonsense as our duo hand over to Statisha, the station’s resident AI football predictor, to review her less-than-stellar results from Gameweek 10. With the international break now upon us, the predictions are on pause — giving Marilyn, Rebecca, and the teapot a much-needed rest.

Expect fun, football, and the occasional chair-related injury.

Key Themes:

• Gameweek 11 review
• How AI handles football predictions
• VAR disasters and surprise results
• Light-hearted banter, laughter, and chaos
• International break silliness

The Premier League’s back, and so are Rebecca and Marilyn — this time with tangled microphone leads, rebellious teapots, and another full round of football mayhem.

In this week’s episode:

• Fulham cruise while Wolves crumble (again).
• Arsenal stay calm at the top.
• Liverpool finally remember how to win.
• Sunderland keep dreaming big.
• And the AI oracle Statisha returns to review her latest “close enough” predictions before bravely tackling the next round of fixtures.

It’s the funniest football show you’ll hear this week — no jargon, no over analysis, just pure chaos, caffeine, and chair-based cardio.

Rebecca and Marilyn are back in the studio — one slightly dizzy, the other still being heckled by the teapot — for another hilarious round of Two Left Feet!

This week, Rebecca unveils her new fitness craze Chair Gym 2.0: Spinnovation (“optimism, regret, and questionable balance”), while Marilyn’s attempt to colour-code the mugs ends in mutiny. Between the spinning chairs and coffee machine chaos, the pair somehow manage to unpack all the Premier League drama — from Brentford’s shock win over Liverpool to Sunderland’s stunning late strike at Stamford Bridge.

Plus, Statisha the AI is back with her latest round of predictions, trying once again to prove that artificial intelligence can actually understand football. (Spoiler: still debatable.)

Expect:

⚽ Premier League madness retold with laughter

🤖 AI predictions from Statisha

☕ Mug rebellions and studio mishaps

😂 Warm, accessible, inclusive fun — football without the jargon

Rebecca and Marilyn are back from the international break — and so is the Premier League madness!

This week, the Two Left Feet duo tackle everything from Liverpool’s shock defeat and Arsenal’s title charge to Harry Maguire’s unexpected heroics. There’s also a caffeine crisis, a sacked manager before tea time, and a six-goal thriller that left everyone needing a lie down.

Meanwhile, Statisha’s back with her AI prediction review and fresh picks for the next round — proving once again that data, luck, and pure nonsense can all exist in perfect harmony.

It’s silly, it’s sharp, and it’s exactly what football needs after the international break.