• Corner Chaos, Wolves Shock & The Relegation Hotline
    Mar 4 2026

    Marilyn and Rebecca are back with another chaotic tour through the Premier League weekend — beginning with the small issue of accidentally celebrating a 29th February that didn’t actually exist.

    Football analysis, sideways observations, and the usual dose of chaos — this is Two Left Feet.

    Key Themes:

    • Arsenal maintain their lead in the title race

    • Wolves shock Aston Villa

    • Manchester City keep the pressure on

    • Manchester United climb into third under Carrick

    • Liverpool surge into the Champions League chase

    • Relegation battle tightening between Forest and West Ham

    • The launch of the completely unofficial Relegation Emotional Support Hotline

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    16 mins
  • Derby Drama & Title Pressure
    Feb 25 2026

    Marilyn and Rebecca are back to break down another dramatic Premier League weekend — and this one had a bit of everything.

    Arsenal bounced back in style with a huge North London derby win over Spurs to stay five points clear at the top, while Manchester City kept the pressure on after taking advantage of earlier dropped points. Manchester United continued their impressive run under Michael Carrick, strengthening their grip on the top four, and Liverpool stayed right in the Champions League race with another important result.

    Elsewhere, the relegation battle tightened again with crucial games for West Ham and Nottingham Forest, while Brighton and Crystal Palace picked up wins that helped create breathing space from the bottom three.

    Football discussion, chaotic observations, and the usual sideways look at the Premier League.

    Key Themes:

    • Arsenal extend their lead after derby victory

    • Manchester City keeping the title race alive

    • Manchester United’s strong form under Carrick

    • Tightening top-four battle

    • Relegation fight heating up

    • Weekend chaos on and off the pitch

    • Plans for a very questionable February celebration

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    14 mins
  • Midweek Mayhem and Rebecca’s Birthday Fun
    Feb 19 2026

    Rebecca and Marilyn return with another gloriously chaotic episode of Two Left Feet, reviewing a dramatic midweek round of Premier League action — and preparing for Rebecca’s birthday in the only way they know how: with confusion, cake planning, and football-related nonsense.

    Chelsea somehow managed to turn a comfortable two goal lead into a 2–2 draw with Leeds, while Manchester United rescued a last-gasp point at West Ham to keep their unbeaten run alive under Michael Carrick. Elsewhere, Manchester City cruised past Fulham 3–0, Arsenal were held 1–1 at Brentford to keep the title race alive, and Burnley stunned Crystal Palace with a ridiculous 3–2 comeback.

    There’s managerial chaos, title race twists, relegation panic, and the continuing mystery of why football refuses to behave logically. As always, Rebecca and Marilyn try to make sense of it all — while also making plans for Rebecca’s birthday and somehow turning it into a national-level event.

    Expect football, confusion, celebration planning, and the usual mix of facts, silliness, and complete lack of professionalism.

    Key Themes:

    • Premier League midweek match review

    • Title race developments involving Arsenal and Manchester City

    • Manchester United’s continued resurgence under Michael Carrick

    • Shock results, late goals, and dramatic comebacks

    • Relegation battle twists and pressure building at the bottom

    • Rebecca’s birthday preparations and studio chaos

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    14 mins
  • Title Twists & Relegation Rumbles
    Feb 11 2026

    Marilyn and Rebecca are back with a Premier League weekend that felt more like a Saturday morning cartoon.

    From Manchester United’s continued return to form to Manchester City’s dramatic late victory at Anfield, the title race tightened once again. At the other end of the table, Leeds boosted their survival hopes, West Ham kept clawing back ground, and Forest found themselves looking nervously over their shoulders.

    There’s Newcastle frustration, Chelsea momentum, and enough late drama to power a small village.

    The duo bring the silliness back up a level — with outrageous comparisons, dramatic reactions, and just a touch of pub-level chaos — before revealing their equally over-the-top weekend plans. Midweek fixtures aren’t covered this time due to recording timing, but they’ll be back next episode.

    The football is serious.

    The analysis… less so.

    The chaos? Fully intentional.

    Key Themes:

    • Arsenal and Manchester City in a tightening title race
    • Manchester United’s continued resurgence
    • Liverpool slipping behind the Champions League pack
    • Relegation battle intensifying
    • Newcastle under pressure
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    14 mins
  • Title Tension, Top-Four Trouble & Roadshow Plans
    Jan 29 2026

    Marilyn and Rebecca return with another lively episode of Two Left Feet, breaking down a Premier League weekend packed with late drama, shifting momentum, and pressure building at both ends of the table.

    There’s a full look at Arsenal’s home defeat to Manchester United and what it means for the title race, as Aston Villa and Manchester City continue to close the gap. Elsewhere, West Ham’s revival gathers pace, Nottingham Forest respond when it matters, and the relegation scrap starts to feel very real.

    Liverpool’s slip on the south coast, Spurs’ ongoing frustrations, and Chelsea’s strong response under new management all get a run-out — alongside the usual mix of straight-talking football chat and gentle disbelief at how unpredictable it all remains.

    Away from the pitch, Rebecca and Marilyn are also busy planning an ambitious football-filled weekend roadshow — Leeds on Saturday, Manchester on Sunday — fuelled by hot drinks, bold opinions, and a very loose sense of organisation.

    Key Themes:

    • Arsenal under pressure at the top
    • Manchester United’s momentum continues
    • Aston Villa and City close the gap
    • Relegation fight heats up
    • Spurs frustration and West Ham resurgence
    • Light-hearted banter and weekend travel plans
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    14 mins
  • Derby Delirium, Dugout Drama & Pub-Side Punditry
    Jan 22 2026

    Marilyn and Rebecca are back with another chaotic round of Premier League chatter, covering a weekend that refused to behave itself. From Manchester United’s shock derby win over City, to late drama at Sunderland and Arsenal missing another chance to capitalise, it’s a show packed with twists, tension, and the usual dose of disbelief.

    There’s plenty of off-pitch drama too, with Crystal Palace reeling from managerial and squad upheaval, Arsenal grinding out a frustrating draw at Forest, and Everton continuing their habit of upsetting the expected order. As ever, Marilyn keeps things grounded (mostly), while Rebecca brings the enthusiasm — and promises even more “expert” commentary when the pair head to the pub for Arsenal vs Manchester United this weekend.

    Talking Points:

    • Manchester derby shock and its impact on the title race
    • Arsenal frustration and missed opportunities
    • Crystal Palace turmoil on and off the pitch
    • Everton’s quiet resurgence
    • Late goals, dropped points, and general Premier League chaos
    • Light-hearted banter and pub-side football “analysis”
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    13 mins
  • League Chaos, Manager Meltdowns & FA Cup Madness
    Jan 15 2026

    Marilyn and Rebecca are back to untangle another packed few weeks of football — and untangle might be generous.

    This episode takes a breathless look back at the Premier League action from the midweek games last week, including managerial departures, title-race twists, relegation worries, and a table so tight it feels like rush-hour on public transport.

    There’s drama at the top, panic at the bottom, and plenty of teams stuck somewhere awkward in the middle — plus a few familiar clubs doing very unfamiliar things.

    The show then shifts into FA Cup Round 3, where the magic of the cup lived up to its name. From one of the biggest shocks in the competition’s history to heavyweight clashes, runaway scorelines, and some very uncomfortable afternoons for top-flight sides, it’s a whistle-stop tour through a classic cup weekend.

    Expect clear football chat, light-hearted nonsense, the odd non-football reference, and Marilyn and Rebecca doing what they do best — making sense of the chaos without taking any of it too seriously.

    Key Themes:

    • Premier League gameweek review after the festive break
    • Managerial exits and clubs in meltdown
    • Title race updates and relegation battles
    • Mid-table madness and shifting momentum
    • FA Cup Round 3 highlights and giant-killing drama
    • Friendly banter, humour, and accessible football chat


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    17 mins
  • New Year, Same Chaos
    Jan 8 2026

    Marilyn and Rebecca return for the first Two Left Feet of the year after a long festive break — and a lot has happened while they were away. With Christmas decorations barely packed up, they dive into a whistle-stop round-up of the last few weeks of Premier League drama.

    There’s managerial mayhem at Chelsea and Manchester United, a title race that’s starting to take shape, and a relegation scrap that’s getting messier by the week. Arsenal are setting the pace, Villa refuse to go away quietly, and the bottom of the table looks like a game of musical chairs — just with fewer chairs every week.

    It’s also the end of an experiment, as the show says goodbye to AI predictions and focuses firmly back on football, fun, and friendly nonsense. Expect clear explanations, silly comparisons, and the usual mix of insight and chaos — perfect for listeners who love football but don’t take it too seriously.

    Key Themes:

    • Festive football catch-up
    • Managerial departures and off-pitch chaos
    • The title race begins to stretch out
    • Relegation fears and surprise revivals
    • Mid-table madness and inconsistent form
    • Light-hearted football chat with plenty of laughs


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    14 mins