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Two Guys on a Plane

Two Guys on a Plane

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Welcome to Two Guys on a Plane, your go-to flight attendant podcast! We're taking you behind-the-scenes for an insider look at life in aviation. Join us for hilarious inflight moments, passenger stories, flying pet peeves, the best destinations, flight attendant travel tips, plus interviews with crew members and other travel enthusiasts! Whether you’re in the airline industry or simply love flying, buckle up for a fun, informative, and hilarious journey, hosted by flight attendant husbands Drew and Rich.

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  • Flight Attendants Reveal Shocking Passenger Red Flags
    May 26 2026

    Are flight attendants judging you? (Maybe, just a little). In reality, we are focused on your safety and on-watch for potential threats or issues that might arise onboard.

    In this episode, we’re reacting to passenger red flags and how we “calmly” deal with them—from coping with rude remarks to managing a large group of rowdy adults. Trust us, a day in the life of a flight attendant is never short of drama and wild sights! A simple gesture of appreciation can completely change our day.

    Join the conversation on Threads!

    Episode Highlights:

    [0:00] Welcome to Episode #34!
    [1:07] Are flight attendants judging us?
    [1:41] Ask the Audience!
    [2:05] Rich’s flight updates (Wait, WHAT?!)
    [4:51] Drew is in passenger mode
    [5:52]🚩#1: Intentionally slow boarders
    [6:45]🚩#2: Tight connections
    [8:30]🚩#3: Your bag WILL NOT fit there, Ma’am
    [9:21]🚩#4: “I know my seat”
    [9:53]🚩#5: Water, please…
    [11:21]🚩# 6: Ignoring the crew’s greetings
    [13:17]🚩#7: Blaming us for a missed connections
    [13:51]🚩#8: Telling us to smile more
    [15:10]🚩#9: You need time apart…for like 7 minutes
    [16:06]🚩#10: Use the bathroom before boarding
    [17:45]🚩#11: A loud and rowdy group of adults
    [18:36]🚩#12: Handing us trash as they board
    [19:33]🚩#13: Pilot cards (not all airlines have them)
    [21:10]🚩#14: Nope, we’re not doing that
    [21:31]🚩#15: Moving other people’s bags
    [22:13]🚩#16: Hey Captain, don’t tap the fuselage
    [23:30]🚩#17: “They” will take care of it
    [24:23]🚩#18: Well, that’s rude.
    [25:29]🚩#19: Alcohol first, really?
    [26:27]🚩#20: Call button isn’t a toy
    [29:03]🚩#21: Complaining about literally anything
    [29:47]🚩#22: Enormous backpacks are not cute
    [30:59]🚩#23: Status fliers & getting away with rules
    [32:56]🚩#24: Aggressive questions
    [34:19]🚩#25: Nonsense for free stuff
    [35:51]🚩#26: Thinking that they’re funny
    [37:15]🌟Fan comment: Why are people so feral?
    [39:20] Let’s play Cross-Checked!

    For more travel updates, jaw-dropping aviation stories, and cool merch, join the Galley Gang!



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    Support the show

    This episode was brought to you by StaffTraveler, the #1 non-rev app! If you travel on standby and are looking to make your journey easy and stress-free, check out StaffTraveler for free in the Apple App Store or Google Play Store.

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    Have a funny, wild, or heartwarming travel story from a flight that you’re dying to share with us? Submit your story at the link below and we could feature your story on an upcoming episode of the show!

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    We love people and we love to travel... no, seriously! Want to join us on one of our upcoming group trips? Check out the link below for current trips!

    Travel With Us

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    47 mins
  • Passenger Green Flags: 16 Ways to Win Flight Attendants Over
    May 19 2026

    We need more good passengers on our flights! While people often think flight attendants are hard to approach, it’s actually incredibly simple. In reality, it’s the most basic acts of politeness and common courtesy that keep us flight attendants happy and grateful.

    In this episode, we’re throwing some well-deserved love and appreciation to all the lovely passengers out there. If you're already that model passenger, or just looking to become a certified “flight attendant favorite,”—this is definitely a must-watch!

    Episode Highlights

    [0:00] Welcome to Episode #33!
    [1:05] Gosh, we love you, (good) passengers!
    [1:24] Drew’s new route & lovely flight updates
    [3:50] Rich is keeping his cool
    [6:15] All the things passengers do right
    [6:33] Be nice and smile back
    [7:15] Greetings go a long way
    [8:12]✅️#1: Putting your suitcase away properly
    [9:44]✅️#2: Being gracious during delays
    [11:07]✅️#3: Packing efficiently and settling in quickly
    [12:26]✅️#4: Saying ‘Please’ and ‘Thank you’
    [12:57]✅️#5: Telling us exactly what you want
    [14:05]✅️#6: Compliments over complaints
    [15:04]✅️#7: Headphones off is a love language?
    [18:34]✅️#8: Team flight attendant all the way
    [19:46]✅️#9: Know your coffee, people!
    [22:53]✅️#10: Parents making an effort
    [24:58]✅️#11: Sure, I’ll switch seats
    [27:15]✅️#12: Actually reading the safety card
    [29:30]✅️#13: Acknowledging us
    [31:12]✅️#14: Disposing of trash properly
    [33:23]✅️#15: Only ringing the call bell when it’s urgent
    [34:33]✅️#15: Waiting patiently when offboarding
    [37:04]✅️#16: Not fighting us over uncontrollable circumstances

    Watch us talk about the passenger green flags we love, share our own flight updates, and read through a wild galley gossip segment.

    For more laughs, memes, and amazing aviation content, join the Galley Gang!



    Text us or leave us a voicemail!

    Support the show

    This episode was brought to you by StaffTraveler, the #1 non-rev app! If you travel on standby and are looking to make your journey easy and stress-free, check out StaffTraveler for free in the Apple App Store or Google Play Store.

    Download StaffTraveler

    Have a funny, wild, or heartwarming travel story from a flight that you’re dying to share with us? Submit your story at the link below and we could feature your story on an upcoming episode of the show!

    Submit Your 'Galley Gossip' Story

    We love people and we love to travel... no, seriously! Want to join us on one of our upcoming group trips? Check out the link below for current trips!

    Travel With Us

    We couldn’t do it without you! As independent podcasters, we rely on audience support to keep our show going. Join our community at the link below for exclusive content, early access, behind-the-scenes footage, and more!

    Join Us on Patreon

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    44 mins
  • 17 Jaw-Dropping Passenger Moments: Flight Attendants React
    May 12 2026

    Threads is our favorite social media platform right now! Why? Because we're able to share our most unhinged thoughts there…and apparently, they are very relatable!

    Join the conversation on Threads!

    We recently posted a poll on Threads and asked our audience, “Flight attendants, what is the most jaw-dropping thing you’ve ever seen a passenger do?” Surprisingly, we got a ton of interesting responses, and they didn’t disappoint. From sudden outfit changes to a tin foil hat, it’s like the wild experiences on the plane never stop!

    Episode Highlights

    [0:00] Welcome to Episode #32!
    [0:46] Our very interesting poll question
    [1:10] Drew’s ‘pretty good’ flying updates
    [2:33] Rich's not-too-chaotic’ flying updates
    [6:16] Diving into the passenger chaos!
    [6:29] Crazy#1: Ma’am, this is not the space for that
    [7:37] Crazy#2: Toilet problems & asking for help
    [8:32] Crazy#3: Barefoot outfit changes
    [9:55] Crazy#4: What’s with this passenger?
    [10:51] Crazy#5: Here we go again…
    [12:05] Crazy#6: Tray table over changing table
    [13:23] Crazy#7: The ultimate chase
    [14:24] Crazy#8: Patience is a virtue, not a cup
    [15:44] Crazy#9: To lick or not to lick?
    [16:25] Crazy#10: Nail biters
    [16:57] Crazy#11: Port-a-NO
    [17:48] Crazy#12: Both crazy and psychotic
    [18:49] Crazy#13: Well, we can’t get mad at her
    [19:57] Crazy#14: Colds, jeans, and germs
    [20:39] Crazy#15: Call him, maybe?
    [21:53] Crazy#16: Your soda is not there, Sir
    [23:57] Crazy#17: The Aluminum Woman
    [26:27] Beloved passengers, listen to Rich
    [26:56] Drew has officially seen it all!
    [28:15] Rich is (mostly) unbothered by the craziness

    Watch us react to these jaw-dropping flight attendant experiences, share our own crazy experiences, and give some updates about our flight life.

    Feel free to share your crazy airplane experiences or unbelievable passenger moments in our Galley Gossip segment!

    Text us or leave us a voicemail!

    Support the show

    This episode was brought to you by StaffTraveler, the #1 non-rev app! If you travel on standby and are looking to make your journey easy and stress-free, check out StaffTraveler for free in the Apple App Store or Google Play Store.

    Download StaffTraveler

    Have a funny, wild, or heartwarming travel story from a flight that you’re dying to share with us? Submit your story at the link below and we could feature your story on an upcoming episode of the show!

    Submit Your 'Galley Gossip' Story

    We love people and we love to travel... no, seriously! Want to join us on one of our upcoming group trips? Check out the link below for current trips!

    Travel With Us

    We couldn’t do it without you! As independent podcasters, we rely on audience support to keep our show going. Join our community at the link below for exclusive content, early access, behind-the-scenes footage, and more!

    Join Us on Patreon

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    33 mins
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