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Two Brits in America

Two Brits in America

By: Two Brits in America - Malcolm Teasdale and Francis Carden
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Two Brits (more specifically Englishmen) now living in America discuss the nuances of two nations seperated by the Atlantic Ocean.
There is no limit to the nature of the subjects that are up for discussion.
Culture, food, sports, travel, beer, monarchy, politics, language, plus tons more, will be debated and analyzed (aka. analysed).
Fasten your seat belts, be tolerant, understanding, and have a laugh or two or three.

The added benefit of listening to this podcast for our American friends is that if you travel across the pond, you will be able to hit the ground running and fit right in with the local cuture, and be language fluent (sort of).

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Episodes
  • Police Academy, Plane Trains, Robots, Heinz Baked Beans, British Comedy on TV

    Police Academy, Plane Trains, Robots, Heinz Baked Beans, British Comedy on TV
    Apr 5 2026

    The Two Brits are Malcolm Teasdale and Francis Carden.

    Episode of diverse subjects:

    • Francis learning to be a policeman, sort of..
    • More tipping wierdness
    • Reinventing the lingo for Atlanta's Plane Train
    • Waymo mishap
    • Robots in the house
    • Heinz baked beans for sale at Costco
    • British comedy live and on TV in the USA

    Hey everybody, just an idea. if you want us to talk about any particular subject, let us know. Serious or lame subjects welcome.
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    37 mins
  • Christmas time trip across the pond to the Old Country. London, Food, Sports, Airlines, and loads more..

    Christmas time trip across the pond to the Old Country. London, Food, Sports, Airlines, and loads more..
    Dec 20 2025

    The Two Brits are Malcolm Teasdale and Francis Carden.

    Francis yaks plenty about his recent trip to the old country. Subjects discussed include:

    • London
    • Fish and chips
    • Sports (volleyball, snooker, cricket, darts)
    • Knife, fork and spoon etiquette
    • Lords of the manor
    • Airport lounges
    • Grocery store carts
    • Weather

    ... and other subjects worth yakking about
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    42 mins
  • Weather, Cruising, Public Toilets, Aliens, Trains, and Diets - just normal everyday stuff to chat about

    Weather, Cruising, Public Toilets, Aliens, Trains, and Diets - just normal everyday stuff to chat about
    Nov 10 2025

    Malcolm Teasdale and Francis Carden chat about various subjects of intellect and interest.

    Malcolm in the Arctic, Francis on the World's largest cruise ship, plus personal opinions of trains, public toilets, sports terminology, phone booth museum, human genetic analysis, and of course the theories about a streaming video of a lettuce referencing a past British Prime Minister.

    There is always stuff to talk about, whether it is serious or lighthearted. Sometimes, you just have to sit back, laugh and smile at our wonderful world and the actions of its residents.

    Words and phrases to generate gossip: Touch Down, Try, Wickets, Rain, and Duffy the Dog.

    Enjoy.
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    45 mins
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