The list of jobs you can do if you can't use your right hand is small. If you're Marci, it's miniscule. But we try… Recapping all the old jobs you never thought a person could have. "Sons of Anarchy" are ruining Marci's life.

Any number of strange animals may walk down your street. That doesn't mean they should. Marci triumphs over the worm farm. Love of lizards, and a trip to the vet.

When you name inanimate objects. Dog logic. Another new brassiere, and a drawer full of old ones. Chappell Roan's Grammy outfit. Kim Kardashian's new underwear. Melinda French Gates, Bill Gates, and the Epstein files.

Pajamas all day. Dirty books of years gone by, are surprisingly sexy, old TV….not so much. Coyotes—real and cartoon. Birthday party tchotchkes. We love Canada. Too much good news for Marci.

Snow can teach you a lot about your neighbors…but you probably already knew it. The hippies next door. Undercover as yourself.

A proven (almost) method for ridding Marci's house of the cattle invasion.

Update on the honey-do list—Marci has a sink for people who like to bust a move.

Marci is hinting at a few things she'd like done around the place. Turi learns the truth about that thing on the kitchen counter. What's in that fancy cookie tin? Hint: not cookies. Date night for Marci, and nobody has to go to jail.

Reprising the behavior of every verifiably insane dog Marci has ever owned. The cows are back, with a new target of destruction. Family photos—the hot potatoes of our time. Renaming solves everything.