Before season one, before the guests, before the show notes and the Patreon and the weekly production schedule — there was this.

This week Tongue First is taking a breath and going back to where it all started. Put Your Whole Mouth On It is the very first episode Siren and Wendy ever recorded, live on TikTok, with absolutely no idea what they were doing and all the chaotic energy that would eventually become this show.

In this debut episode they introduce themselves for the first time — a 37 year old queer trans woman who spent twenty years in the church and a seasoned 44 year old cis lesbian who birthed a dachshund out of her cooter cat — talk about how they found each other on TikTok, their matching birthdays, their matching tattoos, and what happens when two Geminis with filthy minds decide to start a podcast together.

They also get into trans awakenings, lesbian stereotypes, love, loss, lube, cheating, religion, the word moist, blue raspberry, and whether they should call it Tongue First or Tongues Out.

Spoiler: they figured it out.

New episodes are back next Monday with Episode 9 and a guest that Wendy has an absolutely unhinged crush on. In the meantime — welcome back to the beginning.

Support the chaos and get access to bonus content, behind the scenes moments, and the Tongue First After Hours community over on Patreon. The link is in the show notes.

Follow the chaos on TikTok: @Sirenegade_440 @Wendy6181981

New episodes every Monday.

Until next time — stay curious, stay queer, and don't forget to lick responsibly.

This week on Tongue First, Siren and Wendy welcome Matthew Lush — aka Gay God — one of the original LGBTQ+ internet personalities, a trailblazer who was turning webcams on in his bedroom and figuring it out in real time before anyone had a name for what he was doing.

Matthew has been a presence on the internet for twenty two years. Before TikTok lives, before creator houses, before sponsorship managers and media training, Matthew was on MySpace posting pictures of himself and his boyfriend and accidentally becoming one of the first openly gay voices on the internet. It cost him friendships, his relationship with his parents, and years of death threats from strangers who couldn't stand to see him exist. He kept going anyway.

Together, Siren, Wendy, and Matthew talk about what it actually cost to be visible online before queer visibility was celebrated, coming out at fourteen and being one of the first to do it on camera, the emotional weight of being a creator people turn to when they have nowhere else to go, what it means to forgive a parent who wasn't there when you needed them most, and how trauma has a funny way of turning into purpose.

They also get into defining queerness, rainbow aesthetics and pride fatigue, Matthew being canonically a lesbian, and a passionate debate about whether pineapple belongs on mashed potatoes that ends exactly the way you'd expect.

And somewhere in the middle of all of it, warm jello becomes a metaphor for something that we will not be explaining here.

If you've ever felt like being yourself on the internet cost you something real — or if you just need to hear that keeping going is always worth it — this one is for you.

Support the chaos and get access to bonus content, behind the scenes moments, and the Tongue First After Hours community over on Patreon. The link is in the show notes.

Find Matthew Lush at MatthewLush.com and on TikTok at @MatthewLush.

Follow the chaos on TikTok: @Sirenegade_440 @Wendy6181981

New episodes every Monday.

Until next time — stay curious, stay queer, and don't forget to lick responsibly.

This week on Tongue First, Siren and Wendy welcome Sylvie Savage — trans woman, TikTok creator, relationship anarchist, and the person who will absolutely make you question every social construct you've ever accepted without thinking about it.

Sylvie's story is not a straight line. It moves through Bible college, religious deconstruction, a marriage, three kids, a miscarriage, a bipolar diagnosis, leaving the church, realizing she was trans, and somehow landing in one of the most intentional, loving, and beautifully complicated relationship structures you'll hear described on this podcast. And she tells all of it with the kind of humor and clarity that makes you want to take notes and laugh at the same time.

Together, Siren, Wendy, and Sylvie get into relationship anarchy and what it actually means, polyamory and how Wendy is very seriously considering canoodling in the polycule, what it looks like to raise kids inside a poly pan trans household, the difference between stereotypes and statistics, queer intentionality in relationships, and why being demi doesn't mean you're out of the running for any of this.

Also: the AI masc lesbian trend, trans women's relationship with their bodies, a passionate discourse about Gia, Wendy being canonically 81 years old, and California fries as a life philosophy.

If you've ever had to dismantle everything you were taught just to figure out who you actually are — this one is for you.

Support the chaos and get access to bonus content, behind the scenes moments, and the Tongue First After Hours community over on Patreon. The link is in the show notes.

Find Sylvie Savage on TikTok at @sylvie.enchantress.

Follow the chaos on TikTok: @Sirenegade_440 @Wendy6181981

New episodes every Monday.

Until next time — stay curious, stay queer, and don't forget to lick responsibly.