Episodes

  • Facebook Memories Hurt More Than Torn Frenulums
    Jun 24 2026

    Yep, only one microphone was recording, no we didn't notice until later. Vinny learns a surprising lesson in dog anatomy, Maddie suffers a mouth injury, Jacky suffers emotional damage via Facebook memories, and we fill you in on everything you've missed over the past few months. You think the Unwelly B's are busy getting well? PSYCH

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    1 hr
  • Is This Thing On?
    Mar 28 2026

    In this episode, the Unwelly B’s celebrate Kenny’s pod “inauguration” and the chaos that followed—don’t worry, he didn’t actually ghost us. Vinny adds another guest to his Roman Empire, and we’re officially mic’d up (again) with even more unfiltered "Unwellyness", including our questionable Mt. Rushmore of comfort shows and movies.

    The chaos continues as Fern attempts to overthrow Jacky, Maddie gets emotional over dinosaurs, and Vinny reflects on a devastating film that truly deserves its recognition.

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    1 hr and 17 mins
  • The Inauguration of Kenny
    Feb 19 2026

    Hellooo our Unwelly B's!! We have our first official guest just in time for President's Day and our 25th episode!! Everyone please welcome Kenny to the pod as he helps us deliver one of our longest episodes yet (with a completed outline for the first time). In this episode, Vinny mansplains what E.T. stands for while Kenny tells us about why President's Day is one of the best days. Jacky may not know what rippin' it means but Fern sure does and Maddie is appalled that Kenny doesn't her favorite karaoke song. Tune in for quite the chaos, the giggles, and of course, the unwellness!!

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    1 hr and 48 mins
  • Getting More in in 2026
    Feb 2 2026

    Our first episode of 2026 is nothing short of unhinged. Vinny takes quite the verbal beating and fears for his safety, Jacky talks sports (no, she really does), Maddie is "hooked" on a new hobby, and we react in real time to a universal unwell moment :'(.

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    1 hr
  • The Unwelly B's Wrapped
    Dec 24 2025

    Hellooooo our UnwellyB’s—wow, it’s been a minute. We’re so out of practice we don’t even know how to start the pod anymore (smh). This episode unpacks our spicy depression era, our questionable music tastes, and the four other countries that somehow ended up on our Wrapped. Tune in to hear why we prefer cut and help us stumble our way out of the slumps.

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    1 hr and 30 mins
  • The Life of an Unwelly B
    Oct 1 2025

    After an almost three-month hiatus, the Unwelly B's are back and are just as unwelly as ever. In this episode, Vinny recaps his major life updates, Jacky ponders the mortality of Pretty, and Maddie does not have any updates to share (apparently). Also, Fernie makes a guest appearance throughout the entire episode.


    P.S. If you or a loved one suffers from anxiety, please feel free to reach out to us via IG. We have plenty of memes to send you to cope with it.

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    52 mins
  • One Nation, Unwell
    Jul 4 2025

    Saddle up bitches! In this episode we discuss ChatGPT, the three worst things Jacky has had in her mouth, and Maddie successfully avoiding gray hairs. Vinny has some shocking news and we humble him...quite a bit.

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    57 mins
  • Imma Be Unwelly… and Maddie Bares It All (Literally)
    Jun 16 2025

    This week, we spiral — hard. Maddie bares it all (literally), and the rest of us follow suit emotionally, mentally, and maybe spiritually. From impulsive choices to unfiltered overshares, we’re not holding back… and definitely not well.

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    43 mins