It’s 2026, and as you’ll quickly discover, Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT have made absolutely no New Year’s resolution to improve this podcast. If anything, the immaturity has doubled down.

As always, we dive straight into Thoughts of the Week, covering the important stuff — novelty holiday gifts, a nan aggressively flirting with deli counter staff while buying an oversized pork pie, and the burning question: is it acceptable to blow-dry your arsehole at a David Lloyd gym?

Sadly, there are no classic rounds in this episode. Instead, you’re treated to the unfiltered ramblings of two fully grown idiots as we design the ultimate dream cabin — complete with a dartboard machine, punch bag machine, and a slow-mo camera dedicated entirely to capturing the majestic evolution of an erection.

We hope you enjoy this absolute nonsense, and we promise to do better… because in 2026 our goal is simple: knock Joe Rogan off his throne and become the number one podcast on the planet.

Love and respect as always,
Big Pappa J & The Notorious FA-TT ❤️❤️

Hello again… we’re back in the New Year with a bang!(Although full transparency — this was recorded in November 2024 and we simply couldn’t be bothered to release it at the time.)

As always, expect the usual rubbish as we kick things off with Thoughts of the Week, tackling hard-hitting topics like the sad disappearance of the shopping catalogue and what we’d wear if we were high-end drug dealers.

From there, things escalate quickly as we discuss a sloth’s new job at Disneyland, debate Toast vs Bread and then trial a brand-new segment called Parallel TV Shows. This is where we attempt to guess what TV programmes are about without knowing anything about them — including our wildly inaccurate take on Homes Under the Hammer.

We wrap things up with a deep dive into an island overrun by spiders, puppies, and slags — because obviously that’s where the conversation was always heading.

Love and respect always,

BPJ & NFATT xx

It’s 2026, and as you’ll quickly discover, Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT have made absolutely no New Year’s resolution to improve this podcast. If anything, the immaturity has doubled down.

As always, we dive straight into Thoughts of the Week, covering the important stuff — novelty holiday gifts, a nan aggressively flirting with deli counter staff while buying an oversized pork pie, and the burning question: is it acceptable to blow-dry your arsehole at a David Lloyd gym?

Sadly, there are no classic rounds in this episode. Instead, you’re treated to the unfiltered ramblings of two fully grown idiots as we design the ultimate dream cabin — complete with a dartboard machine, punch bag machine, and a slow-mo camera dedicated entirely to capturing the majestic evolution of an erection.

We hope you enjoy this absolute nonsense, and we promise to do better… because in 2026 our goal is simple: knock Joe Rogan off his throne and become the number one podcast on the planet.

Love and respect as always,Big Pappa J & The Notorious FA-TT ❤️❤️