Episodes

  • SCP-151 - The Painting

    SCP-151 - The Painting
    May 21 2025
    CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Agent Thornsmith: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-151 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-151 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com
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    4 mins
  • SCP-150 - Ship of Theseus

    SCP-150 - Ship of Theseus
    May 16 2025
    CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY The Raven, A Random Day, and Decibelles: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-150 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Harlan Sun was provided by Brittany Carlton. The voice of Dr. Wendy Robin was provided by Spera Crinis. The voice of Dr. Alex Harlow was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. The voice of D-016002 was provided by Lisa Hogan. ---- Sound Credits "Abstract Ambiences 04-Layer 01 Hollow-Rumble-Telemetry.wav" by SoundBits / PSE "Glass-ThickGlassBeakerMugCu.wav" by SoundStorm / PSE "GOREOoze_Slimey through Pulsating Goo Movements Goop_PSE_GEN_539381E1.wav" by Colin Lechner / PSE "Knife Pick Up BW.14847.wav" by Blastwave FX / PSE "Machines-HospitalHeartMonit.wav" by SoundStorm / PSE "MACHMed_Dentists Drill_PSE_OE_jRFNe.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L Anderson / PSE "MonsterEatFlesh SFXB.1410.wav" by Blastwave FX / PSE "Oxygen Tank Mask BW.4538.wav" by Blastwave FX / PSE "SurgeryInstruments SFXB.550.wav" by Blastwave FX / PSE "Tools-KnifePickUp&ThrownDow.wav" by SoundStorm / PSE "zombie_slurp_brains_03.wav" by Soundrangers / PSE ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-150 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com
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    15 mins
  • SCP-149 - The Blood Flies

    SCP-149 - The Blood Flies
    Apr 23 2025
    CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Arlecchino: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-149 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-149 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com
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    5 mins
  • SCP-148 - The "Telekill" Alloy

    SCP-148 - The "Telekill" Alloy
    Apr 15 2025
    CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Lt Masipag, REWRITTEN BY Communism will win: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-148 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-148 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com
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    12 mins
  • SCP-147 - Anachronistic Television

    SCP-147 - Anachronistic Television
    Apr 9 2025
    Content Warning: Mentions of filmed instances of rape, torture, genital mutilation, and other extremely violent acts (no details given); mention of suicide (no details given). ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Eberstrom: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-147 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-147 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com
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    8 mins
  • SCP-1233 - The Lunatic

    SCP-1233 - The Lunatic
    Apr 1 2025
    This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Bazingler. To join him in his support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY CadaverCommander: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1233 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Bob Parson was provided by Breck Wilhite. The voice of SCP-1233 was provided by Lee Daniel. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3" by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "AMBUrbn_City Streets Ext Downtown Light Traffic_PSE_SCCTS_01_021_MULTI_D.wav" by Sonomar Inc. / PSE "Battering Ram - Impact 4.wav" by SoundMorph / PSE "CarsSkids.BBC.ECD45d.wav" by BBC / PSE "CrashWallCracks BW.17600.wav" by Blastwave FX / PSE "CrashWallDebris BW.17581.wav" by Blastwave FX / PSE "CRASH THRU BRKWALL O1 CS.wav" by Clack / PSE "Crowd Panic Short Bursts of Small Group OCP-0489-21-01.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE "dirt_debris_falling_lite_multiple_01.wav" by Soundrangers / PSE "MonsterGiantFootstep_SFXB.1418.wav" by Blastwave FX / PSE "Plastic being rubbed against itself while there is food inside.wav" by Zamazan of Freesound.org [CC BY-NC 3.0] "sh_shop_door_bell_openclose.wav" by shall555 of Freesound.org [CC BY 4.0] "Stone Hit Crash 133.wav" by SoundBits / PSE "TrafficJamHornHonks ZA02.546.wav" by Blastwave FX / PSE "Vending Machine Door ODC-0019-489.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE All other sounds are original to this production or in the Public Domain. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-1233 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com
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    24 mins
  • SCP-2718 - What Happens After

    SCP-2718 - What Happens After
    Mar 15 2025
    This episode was requested by Patreon patron, MusicalGolfBall. To join them in their support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Michael Atreus: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2718 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ The adapted audio play was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the MTF Operative was provided by Oktober Crow. The voice of Agent Jackson was provided by Christian Jasper. The voice of Agent Andrews was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the Technician was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. The voice of O5-7 was provided by Dr. Sharon Mabry. The voice of O5-11 was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of the Sergeant was provided by Martin Taylor. The voice of the Specialist was provided by Lisa Hogan. The voice of the Captain was provided by Dr. George Mabry. ---- Sound Credits "air-conditioning_hotel-room.mp3" by geodylabs of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "AMBRoom_Basement Room Tone Small Ventilation Low Tone_PSE_GEN5_dYMCv.wav" by Sonomar Inc. / PSE "AMBRoom_Commercial Office Hallway Room Tone_PSE_GEN5_j8ArX.wav" by Eric Mooney / PSE "Battering Ram - Impact 4.wav" by SoundMorph / PSE "be advised.wav" by tim.kahn of Freesound.org [CC BY 4.0] "BLLTShel_Bullet Casings Drop_PSE_OE_VlhPW.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L Anderson / PSE "Bullet Impact Body BW.54393.wav" by Blastwave FX / PSE "BulletImpactHuman S08WA.575.wav" by Blastwave FX / PSE "Diana F+.wav" by floriangeyer of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Energy - small device on-off-03.wav" by SoundMorph / PSE "Gear - movement_walking_01.wav" by SoundMorph / PSE "Home Phone Keypad Sound.aiff" by JZProductions of Freesound.org [CC BY 4.0] "M4A1 - Burst Shot - Long - Interior.wav" by SoundMorph / PSE "M4A1 - Burst Shot - Medium - Interior.wav" by SoundMorph / PSE "M4A1 - Burst Shot - Short - Interior.wav" by SoundMorph / PSE "M4A1 - Single Shot - Interior 01.wav" by SoundMorph / PSE "METLImpt_Bullet Shells Drop on Floor Multiple_PSE_GEN_C2EF912D.wav" by Saro Sahihi / PSE "Multiple_Swishes_Very_Fast_Airy_Whooshes_OCP-1506-075-04.wav" by Mark Mangini, Richard L. Anderson / PSE "Scifi Alarm x3.wav" by Cell31_Sound_Productions of Freesound.org [CC BY 4.0] "snare police radio over beep.wav" by FlyinEye of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] All other sounds are original to this production or in the Public Domain. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-2718 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com
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    42 mins
  • SCP-4005 - The Holy and Heavenly City of Fabled China

    SCP-4005 - The Holy and Heavenly City of Fabled China
    Jan 24 2025
    This episode was requested by Patreon patron, Colin Chlistovsky. To join him in his support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Tufto: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-4005 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Martha Hardcastle was provided by Kendra ‘Izzy’ Murray. The voice of Dr. Fatima Mahmoud was provided by Ilham Kedider. ---- Sound Credits "Alert4.mp3” by RICHERlandTV of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Door - Sci-Fi - Door Alt 01.wav" by SoundMorph / PSE "FEET Hmn High Heels Fast Pace Walk Tile Hard Surface PSE FTS 8 Oxdn.wav" by Red Hook / PSE "Gear - movement_variations_01.wav" by SoundMorph / PSE "Home Phone Keypad Sound.aiff" by JZProductions of Freesound.org [CC BY 4.0] ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-4005 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at SCPDataPodcast@gmail.com
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    1 hr and 14 mins