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This is a message for future Berilio: Don't forget to get back here and fix this description with an actual one when you are rested. This is an important episode for new players and should have a proper, not confusing, made with good humor, full of information and free of spelling mistakes, description. If this gets published you will be made fun of by the patrons (again) and Brad and Eric will shout at you (with good reason). SO DON'T FORGET. This description is not final!

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00:00 Hello and Welcome

00:30 Early Alright Audio Audience

03:43 Preambule (the fancier word for Further Ado)

04:56 What Do You Need?

09:25 The Armies we Have

10:28 A Datasheet

10:58 GAME STARTS - Space Marines on the Move

12:27 Turn 1 - Space Marines Shoot

16:36 Turn 1 - Orks Try to Save Against the Marines Shooting

20:08 Orks Turn 1 - Command Phase

20:38 Orks Turn 1 - Movement Phase

21:18 The Space Marines Use a Strat!

24:37 The Weirdboy Shoots!

27:13 The Rest of the Boys Start Shooting!

30:23 Time for the Ork Charge!

33:39 The Weirdboy Fights First

36:47 The Space Marines Swing Back

39:49 Space Marines Turn 2 - Command Phase

42:41 ITS THE LAND SPEEDER WITH THE STEEL CHAIR

43:04 Space Marines Movement Phase

46:06 Turn 2 - Space Marines Shooting Phase

50:23 Weirdboy Deadly Demises

51:55 Orks Turn 2 - Command Phase

52:19 Orks Turn 2 - Movement Phase

52:55 Orks Turn 2 - Shoot Phase

56:03 Last Minute Tips

59:28 I'm Sorry for our Patron Names

01:03:51 Alright Audio Audience

Contact Information:

You can interact with Solely Singleton by joining the hosts on discord and Twitter to give input to improve the show. Feel free to email more detailed questions and suggestions to the show's email address.

Your Hosts:

Brad (DrRuler) & Eric (OnekuoSora)

Brad's Bsky:

https://bsky.app/profile/drruler.bsky.social

Eric's Bsky:

https://bsky.app/profile/onekuosora.bsky.social

Show Email:

thepoorhammerpodcast@gmail.com

Merch Website:

http://www.poorhammer.com/

Edited by:

Menino Berilio

Show Mailing Address:

PO Box 70893

Rochester Hills, MI

48307

Licensed Music Used By This Program:

"Night Out" by LiQWYD

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"Thursday & Snow (Reprise)" by Blank & Kytt

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"First Class" by Peyruis

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"Funky Souls" by Amaria

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On this week's episode, WE ARE BACK with normal length episodes… almost.This week's recording was 3 hours long, which is half a short discussion, BUT I WON'T LET THEM DO THIS TO ME!!! I can't edit two gigantic episodes in a row, so I'm cutting half the things they said! In addition, I will be swapping every lowercase "L" on the video for an uppercase "i" and nobody will notice but me. Just trust me when l say it was funny.

SHOW LINKS:

Brad's Bsky: https://bsky.app/profile/drruler.bsky.social

Eric's Bsky: https://bsky.app/profile/onekuosora.bsky.social

00:00 Hello and Welcome

01:24 What is a Distraction Carnifex

03:53 Tiranyds

08:09 Genescult Stealers

12:24 Orcas

19:07 Tau E'mpire

25:02 Veagues of Lotann

27:22 Necroms

34:08 Durkhari

39:11 Eldari

42:53 Word Eaters

45:52 Thousand Suns

47:57 Emperor's Kids

51:16 Death Guard

54:57 Chainsaw Man

58:44 Chaos Nights

01:00:52 Chaos Demons

01:06:49 Gray Nights

01:10:54 Imperial Nights

01:11:51 Agents of the Imperium

01:14:47 Imperial Militarum

01:17:14 Admek

01:22:50 Adeptus Cavil

01:24:48 Adepta Sisters

01:30:33 Favorite Child

01:31:38 Now, We Have A Bit of News

01:32:25 Alright Audio Audience

Contact Information:

You can interact with Solely Singleton by joining the hosts on discord and Twitter to give input to improve the show. Feel free to email more detailed questions and suggestions to the show's email address.

Your Hosts:

Brad (DrRuler) & Eric (OnekuoSora)

Brad's Bsky:

https://bsky.app/profile/drruler.bsky.social

Eric's Bsky:

https://bsky.app/profile/onekuosora.bsky.social

Show Email:

thepoorhammerpodcast@gmail.com

Merch Website:

http://www.poorhammer.com/

Edited by:

Menino Berilio

Show Mailing Address:

PO Box 70893

Rochester Hills, MI

48307

Licensed Music Used By This Program:

"Night Out" by LiQWYD

CC BY

"Thursday & Snow (Reprise)" by Blank & Kytt

CC BY

"First Class" by Peyruis

CC BY

"Funky Souls" by Amaria

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MERCH: https://orchideight.com/collections/poorhammer
TWITCH: https://www.twitch.tv/poorhammer

PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/SolelySingleton

On this week's episode, Brad and Eric REFUSE to split the episode into Imperium, Chaos and Xenos, like Games Workshop did on their reveals, and sit down to record a massive episode for your viewing pleasure, full of hot takes and free of rules misinterpretations or editing mistakes. The patrons testified the recordings of this episode over three days in discord and can attest to the integrity of everything that was said on air. They also were responsible for keeping the sanity of our hosts by posting puppy pictures on chat whenever things were about to go out of control so big props to them!

SHOW LINKS:

Brad's Bsky: https://bsky.app/profile/drruler.bsky.social

Eric's Bsky: https://bsky.app/profile/onekuosora.bsky.social

00:00 Hello and NEWS!!!

02:36 DAY 1 - Orks

15:59 Tangent Number One. I Hope It Stops at One

19:23 Back to Orks

25:10 Aeldari

42:04 Drukhari

47:12 Tyranids

58:31 Genestealer Cults

01:07:07 Necrons

01:17:15 Leagues of Votann

01:24:22 T'au Empire

01:33:18 DAY 2 - Tags

01:50:34 Chaos Space Marines

02:05:11 World Eaters

02:12:36 Emperor's Children

02:14:27 Tangent Number Two

02:15:23 Back to Emperor's Children

02:22:28 Death Guard

02:28:56 Thousand Sons

02:42:33 Chaos Knights

02:51:21 Chaos Daemons

02:57:53 Tangent Number 3

02:58:47 Back to Chaos Daemons

03:02:22 Space Marines

03:09:31 Oath of Moment

03:11:16 Dark Angels

03:14:30 Deathwatch

03:15:03 Space Wolves

03:19:53 Black Templars

03:22:53 Blood Angels

03:27:11 DAY 3 - Grey Knights

03:41:11 Astra Militarum

03:49:09 Adepta Sororitas

03:58:56 No Editor Was Harmed During the Making of this Video

03:59:54 Adeptus Mechanicus

04:13:52 Imperial Knights

04:24:46 Adeptus Custodes

04:34:27 Imperial Agents

04:34:51 Core Rules

04:40:34 Coherency

04:48:34 Outro

04:55:14 Alright Audio Audience

Contact Information:

You can interact with Solely Singleton by joining the hosts on discord and Twitter to give input to improve the show. Feel free to email more detailed questions and suggestions to the show's email address.

Your Hosts:

Brad (DrRuler) & Eric (OnekuoSora)

Brad's Bsky:

https://bsky.app/profile/drruler.bsky.social

Eric's Bsky:

https://bsky.app/profile/onekuosora.bsky.social

Show Email:

thepoorhammerpodcast@gmail.com

Merch Website:

http://www.poorhammer.com/

Edited by:

Menino Berilio

Show Mailing Address:

PO Box 70893

Rochester Hills, MI

48307

Licensed Music Used By This Program:

"Night Out" by LiQWYD

CC BY

"Thursday & Snow (Reprise)" by Blank & Kytt

CC BY

"First Class" by Peyruis

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"Funky Souls" by Amaria

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