Lean back and smoke 'em if you got 'em. Its an hour of grooves on the back porch with Uncle Pat!

Two funerals and a wedding. And getting old enough to pull a muscle during self-love! Life comes at you pretty fast kids.

We're talking about the number one show on Netflix in this episode. Who knew Baby Reindeer wasn't a Christmas series?! And Pat fights off the dog so we can record.

AJ is doing scuba in our pool in Arizona and going to see horror movies. What else do you do in April?

Hoppy Easter! AJ traveled to Wisconsin not to go to church, but to eat Cousins Subs. And she gave up Facebook for lent. What next!

It only took us three years into our Arizona adventure to spot something in the sky! UFO? UAP? Drones? We're not sure. Can we all agree we might not be alone out there?

Let's talk STIs and life insurance. It's like the beginning of a great Dateline episode!

Pat is upset we are all getting duped by the big syrup industry. And AJ proves why she's the bestest friend in the world by extracting sex toys from a friend's apartment. Thats a show!