• The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 96: Many Happy Returns
    Jul 11 2026

    The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 96:

    Author Jeff Somers drinks some Pinhook bourbon and reads his short story "Many Happy Returns," which he really thought he'd sell.

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    49 mins
  • The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 95: My Works Ye Mighty
    Jun 13 2026

    The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 95:

    Author Jeff Somers drinks some Michters US 1 American Whiskey and reads his short story "My Works Ye Mighty," which missed its moment.

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    36 mins
  • The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 94: Let Me Introduce to You the Act You've Known for All These Years, Eliza Chabot
    May 19 2026

    The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 94:

    Author Jeff Somers drinks some Copper & Cask Cigar Blend Whiskey and reads a short story he failed to sell.

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    37 mins
  • The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 93: The Detention Club
    Apr 21 2026

    The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 93:

    Author Jeff Somers drinks some Jim Beam Kentucky Straight Bourbon and reads a short story he failed to sell to a middle grade anthology.

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    42 mins
  • The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 92: My Dinner with Clara
    Mar 9 2026

    The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 92:

    Author Jeff Somers drinks some a custom bottle of Macallan 12 and reads a deleted chapter from his newest novel, FIVE FUNERALS.

    https://ruadanbooks.com/product/five-funerals/

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    33 mins
  • The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 91: The Robotic Prostitute Demographic
    Feb 17 2026

    The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 91:

    Author Jeff Somers drinks some Penelope Wheated Whiskey and reads his short story "The Robotic Prostitute Demographic" ... twice.

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    32 mins
  • The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 90: wE ARe in UR YArD sTeaLING UR gRaSS
    Jan 14 2026

    The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 90:

    Author Jeff Somers drinks some Matsui Kurayoshi 18 Years and reads his short story "wE ARe in UR YArD sTeaLING UR gRaSS," almost published back in 2010.

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    43 mins
  • The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 89: Abhors a Vacuum
    Dec 14 2025

    The No Pants Cocktail Hour Episode 89:

    Author Jeff Somers drinks Maker's Mark 101 and reads his short story "Abhors a Vacuum," published by Dark Recesses Press in 2021.

    https://darkrecessespress.com/2021/12/01/abhors-a-vacuum/

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    30 mins