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The Night Patrol

The Night Patrol

By: Jonas and Celia
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 Jonas and Celia are two schmucks in a car making each other giggle over stupid potty jokes, corporately grown food horrifying enough to kill God, unreasonably chaotic segments and a cavalcade of poorly aged ides, this is...The Night Patrol.Jonas and Celia
Episodes
  • TNP #4: OrlanDon't Dew It

    TNP #4: OrlanDon't Dew It
    Apr 30 2024
    We’re enjoying some Calypsos (well, two at least) as we reminisce about our trip to Orlando. Truly a time. Talking About: Flat Musketeers, Glowing Eye Juice, Birth Control Spaghetti Twitter: ⁠https://twitter.com/nightpatrolpod⁠ Instagram: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/thenightpatrolpod/⁠ Our Theme: ENJOY YOURSELF by Saint Pepsi ⁠https://youtu.be/_hI0qMtdfng?si=V6XXNXFPnyoAIUvX
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    1 hr and 7 mins
  • TNP #3: Pickles, Peanut Butter, and Raw Meat

    TNP #3: Pickles, Peanut Butter, and Raw Meat
    Apr 23 2024

    Today, We went to the most cultish food place on the planet, Whole Foods, for a fact gathering mission. Fact: ginger shots are not to be trifled with. Talking about: Pickle Wario, Ark Encounter Putt-Putt, Dream Funerals


    Twitter: ⁠⁠https://twitter.com/nightpatrolpod⁠⁠

    Instagram: ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/thenightpatrolpod/⁠⁠

    Our Theme: ENJOY YOURSELF by Saint Pepsi ⁠⁠https://youtu.be/_hI0qMtdfng?si=V6XXNXFPnyoAIUvX
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    1 hr and 8 mins
  • TNP #2: Foot Orbeez

    TNP #2: Foot Orbeez
    Apr 16 2024

    Today, the two car comrades are drinking Panera’s Charged Lemonades and fearing death. So far, so good. Talking About: Donut Trauma, Captain Underpants, Do You Know Mark?


    Twitter: ⁠https://twitter.com/nightpatrolpod⁠

    Instagram: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/thenightpatrolpod/⁠

    Our Theme: ENJOY YOURSELF by Saint Pepsi ⁠https://youtu.be/_hI0qMtdfng?si=V6XXNXFPnyoAIUvX
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    1 hr and 12 mins
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