Episodes

  • British Beef
    Oct 2 2025

    Nigel Tuffin unleashes his wild feud with Hugh Grant — shocking “evidence,” outrageous challenges, and ego-fueled chaos. British comedy has never been this unhinged!


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    13 mins
  • Ryder Cup? More Like Cry-der Cup
    Oct 1 2025

    Nigel Tuffin, Britain’s most washed-up former child star, takes time to remind America that Europe absolutely thrashed them in the Ryder Cup. Expect rants, fake sponsors, golf “tips” that could kill a man, and more evidence that the UK is simply better at everything. Cheers, America.

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    13 mins
  • Nigel Takes Hollywood
    Sep 19 2025

    Nigel rants about superhero films, pitches absurd audition tips, recalls “celebrity encounters” that definitely didn’t happen, and shills fake sponsors including budget Botox, luxury bins, and a man selling celebrity hair out of a van. Naturally, it all ends in a meltdown and an Oscar acceptance speech to no one.

    Come for the dreams, stay for the delusion. You can’t cancel the sparkle.

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    14 mins
  • Nigel Tuffin vs. The Modern World
    Sep 17 2025

    Washed-up former child star and self-proclaimed “national treasure” Nigel Tuffin returns for more unfiltered chaos. In this episode, Nigel battles modern technology (and loses), answers “fan mail” that definitely isn’t written by him, and shares a life-changing acting masterclass no one asked for. Along the way, he plugs some deeply questionable sponsors — including discount stairlifts, rented swans, and pre-chewed toffee — before launching into a furious rant about the death of British manners.


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    19 mins
  • Banana-cha, Please!
    Sep 5 2025

    Remember Cheeky Chimps Go to Town? No? Well, Nigel Tuffin does—because he was the star. Once a 90s child actor with a catchphrase (“Banana-cha, please!”), now a washed-up legend with too much time, too many rants, and absolutely no sponsors—except the fake ones.

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    10 mins