• Tennis Balls: Keep One in Your Pocket (just in case)
    Jun 29 2026

    Dave & Chris make a racquet by taking the small yellow Wimbledon balls and discovering the very unexpected influence David Attenborough had on them.

    They also find out why love is zero, how it feels to have one in your pocket and what bagels are.

    As standard, the long rally descends into a chat about sport small talk, snooker, football and golf because these boys are definitely 100% sports people who watch sport all the time. #sports

    Watch the match of faces and words on YouTube and Spotify.

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    Sources:

    Jason

    https://www.listertennis.com/the-bright-idea-how-david-attenborough-transformed-tennis-visibility/

    Credits:

    Hosted by David Hadland & Chris Wells Produced & Edited by Chris Wells Theme Tune by Niall Murray Graphic Design by Lauren Hand

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    56 mins
  • The Common Ballpoint Pen: Our Ink Squidging Connection with The Universe
    Jun 15 2026

    Chris & Dave doodle along with mouth words instead of ink shapes about a miracle of modern engineering that you definitely own at least one of: the common household ballpoint pen.

    As well as the fascinating history of that balltipped inker, we cover birthday cards, LEAKS, lids, and even tips on how to make your tiny ball tipped writers work again. PLUS SPACE PENS.

    We also include a bonus ASMR-lite pen twisting and clicking section for all you twistyclicky freaks out there.

    You can witness the pens we click on YouTube and Spotify.

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    Sources:

    https://www.executivepensdirect.com/blogs/help-advice/the-ultimate-ballpoint-pen-guide

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Pen

    https://spartexpen.com/trivia/the-mighty-pen-an-ink-tale-of-45000-words/

    Credits:

    Hosted by David Hadland & Chris Wells Produced & Edited by Chris Wells Theme Tune by Niall Murray Graphic Design by Lauren Hand

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    57 mins
  • Yawning: This will make YOU do that (sorry)
    Jun 1 2026

    Dave & Chris can't stop opening their mouths, but you already know that. This time they are doing that tired (or scared?!) thing when they do it, and it turns out that nobody can agree WHY we do it.

    We share some theories, some rhymes, then somehow dive into hiccups, salt poisoning, and the reliability of Japanese trains.

    WARNING: THIS EPISODE CONTAINS LOTS OF YAWNING AND WILL DEFINITELY MAKE YOU YAWN.

    You can see/judge our yawns on YouTube and Spotify.

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    Sources:

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/future/article/20140811-warning-this-may-make-you-yawn

    https://toddkashdan.medium.com/8-bizarre-scientific-facts-about-yawning-81334d48d940

    Credits:

    Hosted by David Hadland & Chris Wells Produced & Edited by Chris Wells Theme Tune by Niall Murray Graphic Design by Lauren Hand

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    42 mins
  • What Makes a Perfect Remote? (More about Selectas)
    May 18 2026

    Chris & Dave stay on the same channel by diving deeper into that quadrimagical object that controls the large screens in our lives.

    These two old men accidentally avoid getting into the history of the doofah and instead establish what you need for a perfect zapper and ways to avoid losing them.

    You can see our chins wag on YouTube and Spotify, where you can also find part one, if you want to (plus whatever you're listening to this podcast one now).

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    Credits:

    Hosted by David Hadland & Chris Wells Produced & Edited by Chris Wells Theme Tune by Niall Murray Graphic Design by Lauren Hand

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    35 mins
  • Remote Controls (and what you call them)
    May 4 2026

    Dave & Chris change the channel on that magical rectangle that doesn't even have a screen because it controls the big one!

    These two chizzits accidentally do a deep plonk into all of the amazing names the people of the UK call their TV guns and even come up with a BRAND NEW NICKNAME.

    To be continued...

    You can see our smiles and heads on Spotify and YouTube.

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    Source that we actually used:

    https://www.tvlicensing.co.uk/cs/media-centre/news/view.app?id=1369783125485

    Thomas the Tank Engine lore from https://www.instagram.com/educatinggordonday

    Credits:

    Hosted by David Hadland & Chris Wells Produced & Edited by Chris Wells Theme Tune by Niall Murray Graphic Design by Lauren Hand

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    38 mins
  • Shelves: The Skyscrapers of Storage
    Apr 20 2026

    Chris & Dave gently place their thoughts on those not-so-new surfaces that people put their things on top of that ARE NOT BOOKCASES.

    Buckle up as it descends into Chris' very strong thoughts towards stuff/crap, we also learn about the first ever funko pop (related), and these wannabe shelfologists work out what kind of shelf they are.

    You can see our faces and the things we talk about on Spotify and YouTube.

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    Sources:

    https://journal.tylko.com/history-of-the-shelf

    https://shelfology.com/blogs/shelfology-u/a-brief-history-of-floating-shelves-and-open-shelving

    https://www.historyofinformation.com/detail.php?id=1904

    Credits:

    Hosted by David Hadland & Chris Wells Produced & Edited by Chris Wells Theme Tune by Niall Murray Graphic Design by Lauren Hand

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    40 mins
  • Garlic: The Cooking Enabler (KEEP AWAY POTATOES)
    Apr 6 2026

    Dave & Chris start stinking up their blood with the great ingredient that you measure with your heart and taste with your mouth or foot.

    We also learn the difference between a crusher and a press, as well as the tastiest way to put off vampires.

    NOW IN VIDEO ON YOUTUBE AND SPOTIFY.

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    Sources:

    • https://gilroygarlic.com/blogs/news/a-brief-history-of-garlic
    • https://garlicworld.com/fun-facts/
    • https://www.josephjoseph.com/products/cleanforce-garlic-press-green
    • https://www.amazon.co.uk/Remover-Silicone-Garlics-Peelers-Kitchen

    Credits:

    Hosted by David Hadland & Chris Wells Produced & Edited by Chris Wells Theme Tune by Niall Murray Graphic Design by Lauren Hand

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    45 mins
  • Minisode - We're Back! + Shoe Story
    Mar 23 2026

    Chris & Dave are back! So they made this mini episode to tell you that! We will have new episodes coming out every 2 weeks on Mundane Mondays! Dave also shares his shoe-based mishap in a mildly desperate bid to see if anyone else has had the same experience PLEASE TELL US (comment etc!) anyway have a great day!

    Find us on the socials at: themundane.uk

    Theme Tune by Niall Murray | Graphic Design by Lauren Hand

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    14 mins