Tim has a problem with the Jacksonville Jaguars playing in London. Apparently it's difficult to focus on preaching when your favorite team is playing football on the other side of the world. We're not saying Tim was distracted during church, but there may have been some divided loyalties on Sunday morning.

Meanwhile, Andrew has added another title to his ministry résumé: trash collector. Safety Harbor Community Church has officially adopted a street in town, which means the pastor's job description now includes picking up other people's garbage. It's community outreach, just with more gloves and trash bags.

Both churches are also deep into their current sermon series. Lakeview is still making its way through Exodus, while Safety Harbor is slowly climbing through Romans 8. That has us talking about the fatigue that can hit halfway through a long series. Does the congregation get tired of hearing about the same book? Does the preacher get tired of preparing it? And would an occasional intermission help everyone stay engaged, or just interrupt the momentum?

It's international football, roadside garbage, long sermon series, and trying to figure out whether pastors are allowed to call halftime. Sometimes you just need to make a few adjustments before heading back onto the field.

It was one of those weekends where Tim and Andrew got to do all the pastor things. Between the two of them there were three funerals and a wedding, which meant a lot of time in suits, a lot of time behind microphones, and a lot of pastoral care packed into a few days.

Andrew also added a brand-new ministry experience to the list by blessing a fire truck. We’re pretty sure that one wasn’t covered in seminary, but at this point the City of Safety Harbor knows who to call when something needs prayed over.

In preaching news, apparently both guys had too much to say this week. Tim had to speed up a recording of his own sermon just to listen back to it, while Andrew realized in real time that he needed to land the plane and cut an entire page from his manuscript while preaching. Sometimes sermon editing happens on Thursday. Sometimes it happens in front of the congregation.

Behind the scenes, Lakeview is in the middle of annual staff reviews, which always makes for some interesting conversations about ministry, expectations, and leadership. Safety Harbor has a different personnel problem: people who aren’t actually coming to church keep using the church parking lot, and Andrew is learning the delicate pastoral art of telling people, lovingly, to move their cars.

It’s funerals, a wedding, a fire truck, long sermons, annual reviews, and parking lot enforcement. Basically, all the things they told us pastoral ministry would be.

Lakeview is apparently trying to fit an entire year of ministry milestones into a couple of weeks. Last Sunday they sent out Cross & Crown Church, and this Sunday they broke ground on a brand-new children’s building. Tim is riding a pretty incredible wave of momentum, although at this point the wave may be mostly caffeine and exhaustion.

Meanwhile, Andrew has somehow become the official prayer guy for the City of Safety Harbor. If there’s a microphone, a city official, and something happening downtown, apparently somebody has Andrew’s number.

Tim is also discovering one of the realities of preaching verse by verse through Exodus: eventually you have to preach the parts nobody puts on a coffee mug. We’re talking about what to do when the next passage is important, inspired, and, if we’re being fair, a little boring.

And a few weeks after Safety Harbor paid off its mortgage, Andrew finally gets to tell the story of the actual mortgage burning, complete with flash paper and his brief career as an amateur magician. Because apparently simply saying, “We paid off the building” wasn’t dramatic enough.

It’s groundbreaking, church planting, civic prayers, difficult texts, and lighting things on fire in church. Just another couple of weeks in ministry.