“Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.”

Today, we take some time to discuss and value the many generations that we are lucky enough to encounter on a daily basis. Plus, mean teachers! Social media! The Poop-tomac! And, of course... DOOMSDAY. Enjoy your Thursday! Today’s sponsor is AVOCADO: Dream Of Better… And Now, They’re Having A Great Sale On Mattresses. Go To AvocadoGreenMattress.com/tmos To Get Up To 15% Off.

Today, some words to the "look at me" culture that is social media... be careful what you ask for, buddy. Take BANG BANG for depression! Mike gets the lowdown from Daughter #1... and a show you should watch, regardless of how. This episode of TMOS is a service of Quince. Go to www.quince.com/tmos for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada, too… we love you, Quince!

So, who runs pet shop town? BIRD! Mike is a man with... desires. The Birthday Boy is a man with... fiddler crabs. Robb is a man... who hated gym class. Don't forget to vote for sheriff! This Episode is Sponsored By: NAKED WINES. To get Naked Wines’ 6 bottle for $39.99 offer, head to NakedWines.com/TMOS and use code TMOS for both the code AND password. Thank you for supporting our sponsors!

Well... the snowstorm that... wasn't. No blizzard, but plenty of hot Facebook action this weekend. We also have bad pizza with a topping of extra hypocrisy. Plus, a possibility to get UNcanceled. This Episode Is Sponsored By: SOUL and their amazing “Out of Office” gummies. Head to WWW.GETSOUL.COM and use code TMOS for 40% off your order. Your continuous support for our sponsors keeps us on the airwaves and we can't thank you enough!

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”

Today, we have the rare opportunity to speak with The Minister of Foreign Affairs of Denmark... he's a real spark plug. SNOW! Will Robb get hit? Carla summarizes Mikes behavior in a succinct way and we debut a new pitchman. neighbors can be great... but getting under the sink is no bueno. Today’s sponsor is AVOCADO: Dream Of Better… And Now, They’re Having A Great Sale On Mattresses. Go To AvocadoGreenMattress.com/tmos To Get Up To 15% Off.

Today, a fascinating discussion with seasoned Baltimore journalist, author, and playwright Dan Rodricks about his newest work, NO MEAN CITY. and the Baltimore Mystique. Do you let your kids swear? Do you eat breakfast cereal while driving? Do you like little spheres? Please, respect one's anonymity when you are in an airline chair. This Episode is Sponsored by The Official TMOS Store. Please visit https://www.tmos.store/ for the coolest merch that you’ve ever seen… We can't thank you enough.