Remember when high school English class meant reading devastating, centuries-old "classical literature" that felt like a mandatory exercise in existential dread? In this episode of the podcast, we dive headfirst into the required reading lists of today’s youth. We look at whether modern students are still being forced to dissect the tragic metaphorical green lights of 1920s billionaires, or if the curriculum has finally evolved past inflicting academic psychological warfare on teenagers.

Because we can only handle so much literary analysis, we wrap up the show by pivoting to a beautiful, real-time logistical masterpiece: the absolute obliteration of the Massachusetts alcohol supply. Yes, Scotland’s World Cup fans have descended upon Boston and literally drank the entire city dry of beer. From forcing emergency Samuel Adams shipments to single-handedly threatening the structural integrity of local pubs, the Tartan Army is showing America how a real drinking holiday is done.

Grab a cold one (unless you’re currently in Boston, in which case, our condolences) and join us for a healthy dose of millennial sarcasm, required reading hot takes, and international hydration crises.

Hey, we're back! We know you missed us. Brent and Russ return for a very special episode. This week is all audio, but don't worry, we'll be back to the visual format next week. Give us a listen, and share with your friends. The Menacing Millennials are back, and this time, they (Brent) is proving to be not just a menace to society, but all of world history. Send us your thoughts: menacingmillennials@gmail.com.

Welcome to The Menacing Millennials podcast, where we tackle the big questions like, "Is it socially acceptable to wear the same shirt every episode?" and "Can you really trust a blue checkmark on a business card?" Join Russ, Brent, and Jon (to appear later in the episode) as they navigate the treacherous waters of parenting, fashion faux pas, and the existential dread of CAPTCHA tests. This week, we dive into the world of professional Kleenex, the art of raising a child as a good little Dutch boy, and the thrilling adventure of one-ply toilet paper. Tune in for a rollercoaster of laughs, questionable advice, and the occasional existential crisis. Remember, it's all about family...and skid marks.

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Join the Menacing Millennials as they unravel the mysteries of monk training, surprise trips gone wrong, and the eternal debate of socks in bed. With a sprinkle of mariachi bands and a dash of audiobook narrations, this episode promises to be as enlightening as a kilt convention on a glass ceiling day. Tune in for the chaos, stay for the laughs!

Join Brent and Russ as they dive into the riveting world of corporate cost-saving strategies, where turning off bathroom lights is the pinnacle of executive genius. Discover the secret to wealth: being a 'light fairy' and negotiating by candlelight. Tune in for a masterclass in sarcasm, where coconut is a vegetable, and every dad's dream is to hear their son declare, 'I'm a light fairy!' Don't miss this episode, where the only thing brighter than the lights is the humor!

Join Russ and Brent as they tackle the world's most pressing issues: the scandalous inadequacy of ice cream parlor napkins and the existential crisis of sock alignment. Tune in for a deep dive into the mysteries of adulting, where tying shoes is an Olympic sport and light-up shoes are the pinnacle of fashion. Warning: Listening may cause spontaneous laughter and a sudden urge to protest for thicker napkins. #FirstWorldProblems

Join the Menacing Millennials as they navigate the treacherous waters of modern podcasting with two-thirds of their usual charm. In this episode, discover why bounce houses and whiskey don't mix, how to avoid family feuds over text acronyms, and the revolutionary idea of hospitals at high altitudes for quicker inebriation. Tune in for a wild ride of questionable wisdom and unsolicited advice!