• Pastor Joseph & Matt
    May 6 2025
    4 mins
  • To Kari, From Molly & Matt
    Dec 19 2024

    You owe me an apology & a phone call.

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    24 mins
  • Pastor Eric, purpose of our relationship
    Dec 16 2024
    52 mins
  • Dear Pastors Elton, Donna & Nancy 15 December 2024
    Dec 16 2024

    Requesting a call from Pastor Watkins.

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    1 hr and 33 mins
  • Dear Pastors Brian & Carla 15 December 2024
    Dec 15 2024

    Humble request for an hour phone call annually from 2024 thru 2036.

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    58 mins
  • Naomi, Be Pretty
    Nov 27 2024

    Naomi, have only one thing for you to do until you turn 18. Be Pretty. I only have one thing for you to do for the rest of your life while your mother is alive. Take Care Of Your Mother. Stop eating so much. Don’t be a fat bitch at 18. Your life will suck like your mom’s.

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    2 hrs and 10 mins
  • Official invitation to James Schwartz from Tik Toc
    Nov 26 2024

    James, I’m inviting you on The Matt Ellipsis Show.

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    15 mins
  • Who's more important? The First Daughter or The Firstborn Son?
    Feb 4 2022
    35 mins