• Pregnant Bonnie Blue's Golden Baby Shower Exposed — Plus Trump's Under Duress, MJ Was Guilty AF, and Taylor Swift's Satanic Wedding Plans!
    Jun 19 2026
    In this no-holds-barred episode of Hammer Time 1987, the hosts dive headfirst into pure degeneracy and elite-level conspiracy with zero filter. They open with horror at Bonnie Blue’s latest stunt: a very real pregnancy celebrated with a “golden shower” baby shower where men urinated on her, followed by a full orgy — all filmed, of course. The duo calls for her arrest, labels her a emotionless “robot” or sociopath, and pities the child who’ll grow up discovering mom’s greatest hits online. They roast America’s hatred of soccer while the World Cup rolls on (shoutout to Iran, Haiti, and Congo somehow qualifying), get weirded out by Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce planning a Madison Square Garden wedding (“She sold her soul") and break down a Michael Jackson documentary that leaves them convinced the King of Pop was guilty — citing the payoff, bed-sharing with boys, nudist books, and porn stash. Politics gets even darker: they lament Lindsey Graham’s inevitable reelection as proof the system is run by lobbyists, not voters, then spiral into full conspiracy mode. Using Tucker Carlson and Joe Rogan clips, they question whether Trump is under duress from powerful lobbies after the Butler assassination attempt, why he shut down his own investigation, the suspicious Charlie Kirk killing, Epstein files still missing, and his sudden neocon shift. They even float MKUltra theories and staged-drama possibilities while mourning how everything just keeps getting worse. Dark, unfiltered, and hilariously cynical — classic Hammer Time. All they do is lose, but at least they’re funny about it.
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    39 mins
  • Boomers Bury Massie, Ticks Steal Your Steak, and a Porn Star’s “Non-Cuck” Boyfriend
    May 30 2026
    In this raw, no-holds-barred episode of Hammer Time 1987, the hosts roast the primary defeat of Thomas Massie, blaming boomer voters, Zionist cash, AI deepfakes, and Trump world for taking out one of Congress’s most principled members. They declare the Republican Party on life support, call out the uni-party illusion, and wonder if voting even matters anymore. Other highlights include:
    • The never-ending Iran saga and Netanyahu’s apparent desire for endless drama.
    • Creepy “boxes of ticks” showing up on farms, the lone star tick’s meat-destroying alpha-gal syndrome, and Bill Gates catching strays as the ultimate mad scientist.
    • Lily Phillips’ new boyfriend insisting he’s not a cuckold while she films extreme scenes (but no kissing—that’s too intimate).
    • A hilarious Reddit dead-bedroom story that makes everyone feel better about their own lives.
    Equal parts political rage, conspiracy vibes, and dark comedy—with plenty of boomer-bashing and “we’re all losing” energy. Classic Hammer Time.
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    35 mins
  • Time Travelers, Trump, and Tucker: The Wildest Conspiracy Theories of 2026!
    Apr 27 2026

    Dive into the chaos with the latest episode of the Hammer Time, 1987 Podcast! From a bizarre White House Correspondents' Dinner incident involving a supposed time traveler to Tucker Carlson's musings on secret societies, Freemasons, and political betrayals, this episode is packed with jaw-dropping theories. The hosts dissect Trump’s alleged globalist ties, wild claims about Laura Loomer, and even a scandalous NFL hot tub affair. If you’re ready for a rollercoaster of conspiracies, political drama, and a touch of dark humor, this is the podcast episode you can’t miss!

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    54 mins
  • From Chuck Norris to Trump’s Downfall: Aliens, Iran, and the End of MAGA – A No-Holds-Barred Podcast You Must Listen To!
    Apr 4 2026

    In this episode of the Hammer Time 1987 podcast, host Garrick Wright and his guest dive into a whirlwind of controversial and thought-provoking topics. They kick off with a tribute to the late Chuck Norris, reflecting on his legacy in film and television, before transitioning into a heated discussion about the current state of U.S. politics. The conversation explores Donald Trump’s controversial decisions, including escalating tensions with Iran, and the potential collapse of the MAGA movement.

    The duo also touch on the broader implications of political leadership, the influence of Israel, and the role of media in shaping public opinion. Adding to the intrigue, they delve into the growing fascination with UFOs, interdimensional demons, and government conspiracies, questioning whether these phenomena are real or elaborate distractions. The episode wraps up with lighter moments, including a nostalgic look at the Dallas Cowboys of the 1990s and a humorous take on the absurdities of modern life.

    This episode is a rollercoaster of humor, cynicism, and unfiltered commentary on the state of the world, making it a must-listen for anyone seeking a mix of entertainment and hard-hitting analysis.

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    44 mins
  • Satanic Pedophile Rings and Global Cover-Ups: What the Epstein Files Reveal
    Feb 26 2026

    In this explosive episode of the Hammer Time, 1987 podcast, hosts dive deep into the shocking revelations from the recently released Epstein files. From allegations of satanic rituals and coded language like "pizza" to connections with global elites, the discussion uncovers a web of disturbing conspiracies. Joined by guest Garrick Wright, they explore the implications of these files, the lack of accountability, and the broader societal impact. The episode also touches on tangential topics like alien disclosures, political hypocrisy, and the looming threat of war with Iran, all while maintaining a sharp, unfiltered perspective. Buckle up for a jam-packed, thought-provoking conversation that challenges the narrative and leaves no stone unturned.

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    55 mins
  • Trump’s Oil Grab and the Las Vegas Cover-Up
    Jan 8 2026

    In the inaugural episode of 2026, the Hammer Time, 1987 Podcast dives headfirst into the chaos of the new year. Hosts dissect the Trump administration's controversial kidnapping of Venezuela's leader, Nicholas Maduro, and the ensuing geopolitical fallout. They explore theories of oil-driven motives, regime change, and the unsettling parallels to past conflicts. The conversation spirals into broader critiques of political corruption, the Las Vegas shooting conspiracy, and even the bizarre baptism of an adult film star. With sharp wit and unfiltered commentary, this episode sets the tone for a year already off to a tumultuous start. Buckle up—2026 is swinging hard.

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    32 mins
  • The Truth About 2025: What They Don’t Want You to Know
    Dec 16 2025

    Buckle up for a wild ride as the Hammer Time 1987 Podcast dives into the highs, lows, and jaw-dropping moments of 2025. From dissecting Vivek's controversial tweet to unraveling conspiracy theories about Epstein, 9/11, and political cover-ups, this episode leaves no stone unturned. With biting humor and unfiltered takes, hosts tackle everything from global politics and cultural shifts to NFL predictions and processed food critiques. Don’t miss this unapologetically raw year-in-review that’s equal parts shocking, hilarious, and thought-provoking!

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    56 mins
  • Big Tents and Big Personalities: Right Wing Political Battles
    Nov 5 2025

    In this lively episode of the Hammer Time, 1987 Podcast, Adam and Garrick dive into a whirlwind of topics that range from the personal to the political. The show kicks off with a humorous discussion about colonic hydrotherapy, setting the tone for a candid and unfiltered conversation. From there, the duo tackles the upcoming New York City election, exploring the rise of socialist candidate Mamdani and the generational and cultural divides shaping his support.

    The conversation heats up as they dissect the Republican establishment's attempts to cancel Tucker Carlson, the politics of food stamps amidst a government shutdown, and the internal battles within the conservative movement over issues like Zionism and masculinity. They also critique the polarizing rhetoric of conservative influencers like Allie Beth Stuckey, sparking a debate on gender roles and societal expectations.

    The episode wraps up on a lighter note with a nostalgic tribute to the late John Candy, reflecting on his life, career, and enduring charm. With sharp wit, bold opinions, and a touch of humor, this episode is a rollercoaster of thought-provoking commentary and entertaining banter.

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    31 mins